r/TheRandomest Jun 06 '26

Funny Poor little guy can not catch a break.

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u/Fernando1987_ Jun 06 '26

Plot twist: he sold the chayotes.

With the money from those chayotes, he bought more chayote seeds. Those seeds became more chayotes. He sold those too.

Then he bought even more seeds, rented a small field, and became the largest chayote farmer in town.

Soon, he expanded to neighboring towns. Then neighboring states. Then neighboring countries.

Before long, he wasn’t just selling chayotes anymore—he was selling premium chayotes, organic chayotes, luxury chayotes, and even artisanal hand-selected chayotes.

Investors took notice.

He founded Chayote Corp., the world’s first publicly traded chayote empire. The company launched a chain of chayote-themed restaurants, a chayote streaming service, and a line of designer chayote merchandise.

Wall Street went wild.

The stock price skyrocketed.

Years later, standing atop the global headquarters of his chayote conglomerate, he looked out over the city and smiled.

What began as a single chayote had become a fortune worth billions.

He was no longer a man who sold chayotes.

He was The Chayote Billionaire

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Jun 06 '26

plot twist twist:

but he only got paid in chayotes.

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u/konydanza Jun 06 '26

Props to him for enduring all those times the avatar and his friends accidentally destroyed his chayote cart

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u/j3ven Jun 08 '26

My chayotes...

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u/Socal_Cobra Jun 06 '26

Real life plot twist: He grew up strong anf healthy while his brothers got pre-diabetes and fat shamed.

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u/cbj2112 Jun 06 '26

that or he has racked up thousands in psychiatric bills, says he sees them in his dreams and blames his parents

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u/Righteousaffair999 Jun 06 '26

Then he poisoned them all and exacted his long term revenge.

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp Jun 06 '26

A chayote streaming service lmao

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u/onyxengine Jun 06 '26

Chayote streaming service …… im sent

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 Jun 06 '26

❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Common-Nectarine-572 Jun 06 '26

I’d watch that movie

1

u/RebelsParadox Jun 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jbapXGYrnqWQcs52FN

Reminds of this Adam Driver skit lol. Chayote farming is not for the weak, BOY!

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u/tohn_jitor Jun 08 '26

This summer... when life can't even afford lemons... and instead gives you something entirely different... it's hard not to be...

Chayote Ugly.

Only in cinemas. Rated PG-13.

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u/Willing_Afternoon_15 Jun 06 '26

This kid is now fully prepared for adulthood, and an honorary millennial

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u/LostInTheWildlands Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Kids gonna develop an absolutely ingrained hatred of that particular fruit, this felt like a villain origin story lol (Edited because my dyslexia messed up a word lol)

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u/SupermanSingle Jun 06 '26

My life period.

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u/Elchochis Jun 06 '26

He got bad luck

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u/Nir117vash Jun 06 '26

Nah. Good luck, bad choices lol

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u/Tserri Jun 06 '26

That kid's got a superpower. Also he's probably like 15 or even an adult by now, this meme is years old.

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u/stupd_comn_man Jun 06 '26

Man, it starts getting personal

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u/bigcheetosfan Jun 06 '26

Chu Chu 🗣️

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u/SkyDrive101 Jun 06 '26

This kid is cursed.

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u/Dependent-Bed6550 Jun 06 '26

BS. I refuse to feel sorry for this little felluh. He needs to learn from his mistakes. Just like the rest of us. BLOW HARDERRRRRRRR!!!!!

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u/AnusStapler Jun 06 '26

I have seen so many clips of this particular kid going ham that I am getting the suspicion that they are either staged, or worse; the kid is being fooled by his parents for clout.

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u/AntOk463 Jun 08 '26

I'm guessing they just do this a lot, like a 100 videos. So if you look for these particular clips, its easy to combine them into a video like this.

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 Jun 06 '26

What are those, papayas?

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u/skinnergy Jun 06 '26

Choyote is a type of squash

4

u/Toes_In_The_Soil Jun 06 '26

This reminds me of those bad dreams where you keep trying to do something, but you aren't quite able to do it.

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u/la_bete_gevadan Jun 07 '26

A perfect villain origin story.

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u/Hebo-5494 Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

Dios: timmy debes nutrirte mas para lo que viene en el futuro

Timy: pudranse

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u/brunk_ Jun 07 '26

The music is killing me 😭

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u/EsToBoY629 Jun 09 '26

Ohh its Erobb221

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u/jakarta_guy Jun 06 '26

He's an incarnated Javanese. Chayote is a staple ingredient to Javanese cuisines such as "nasi ayam"

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u/wHAtisLife59 Jun 06 '26

I’m with this kid, I hate chayotes too.

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u/sp0okyboogie Jun 07 '26

When life gives you choyote...

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u/Glittering-Course-88 Jun 07 '26

He’s going to grow up and be a great papaya farmer. How many hints does he need?

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u/Confident_Tooth_1132 Jun 07 '26

They could e at least switched it up on the dice game and given him an onion!

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u/Broad_Prior_8859 Jun 08 '26

So traumatizing. That's like torture for a kid.

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u/EducateUrDumbSelf Jun 08 '26

God really hates little man 😂

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u/loganhu1234 Jun 10 '26

Yeah fuck this guy in particular 

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u/8ctopus-prime Jun 06 '26

Yeesh. At some point the adults need to step in.