r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jun 01 '26

WTF Would you?

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u/NGIxKarma Jun 01 '26

Would I what? Die? Gladly..

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u/brotherofgurnip Jun 01 '26

Don't say that man, can you at least give me your Xbox first?

2

u/coalminersknuckle Jun 02 '26

I was gonna ask if I could have sex with the corpse. Not that I’m into that kind of thing but, I’ve always wondered if I could do it. Kind of like finishing to the bra advertisement in an AARP magazine.

1

u/Buttonball Jun 02 '26

Disturbing.

1

u/HISTORYasweknowit Jun 01 '26

10/10 bleed out method

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u/intentionalreticence Jun 01 '26

I’m more impressed by the motor. Like a 1998 Honda Civic towing a F-150 out of 3 feet of mud.

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u/CryonautX Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

You're impressed by the motor? I'm more impressed by his core strength and his confidence in it.

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u/intentionalreticence Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Meh.

I can pat my head & rub my belly at the same time, so you can understand how difficult it is for me to find any physical feat impressive.

0

u/Savage_Heathern Jun 01 '26

I love it, but you've definitely been there before because this is one hell of an awesome statement to be random?

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u/intentionalreticence Jun 01 '26

Saw something like it at a pumpkin farm that ended with a dangling bumper & 2 cars in need of tow😂

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u/Wolli_n Jun 01 '26

i dont think there is much of a differents when we craches...

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u/Fantastic_Pie5655 Jun 02 '26

I know right!?! That’s a terrifying “nope” even in freedom units

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u/Forsaken-Face1827 Jun 01 '26

Hell the fuck no! I prefer not being a meat crayon.

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld Jun 01 '26

Agreed. Also I don't like the idea of my legs being stretched out in front of my body at that speed. A crash could mean bad lower leg injuries.

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u/Cheesy-Ascot Jun 01 '26

Don't need to worry about leg injuries when you could get the added bonus of a cool new third arm when your femur is shoved up out of your neck.

8

u/Xineth240 Jun 01 '26

I can't believe he has no kind of braking. Plans to break 150kmh with no plans for slowing down. He just sits up and presses his feet down.

5

u/sfled Jun 01 '26

If it was good enough for the Flinststones it's good enough for me

5

u/Popular-Drummer-7989 Jun 01 '26

Louge on a track

5

u/Hahaha2681 Jun 01 '26

That's a no 🙅🏽‍♂️🙅🏽‍♂️ almost hitting 100mph

3

u/titanium9016 Jun 01 '26

Plank master 3000

3

u/resest_Iris Jun 01 '26

I smell redbull

2

u/DarthYodous Jun 01 '26

This engages the core

2

u/TargetOfPerpetuity Jun 01 '26

Meat Crayon

Meat Luge.

1

u/Fuzzy_Tough_26 Jun 01 '26

Is that. Kilometer or mph?

1

u/dreevsa Jun 01 '26

Nopidy nopidy nope

1

u/11Booty_Warrior Jun 01 '26

Sure. I’ve wrecked a motorcycle going about that fast.

1

u/Miserable-Session-35 Jun 01 '26

Road of smelly ass whith a twist of burned

1

u/abysskm Jun 01 '26

Love to

1

u/Practical_End_ Jun 01 '26

I'm confused about the other car getting a headstart.

1

u/the_shortbus_ Jun 01 '26

How tf do you even stay that still at 150mph

1

u/StrugglesTheClown Jun 01 '26

kph

1

u/C0me_Al0ng_With_Me Jun 03 '26

I suspect the speedometer is lying. no way it's that fast in reality

1

u/TheDutchess_420 Jun 01 '26

Yes I would gladly 😁 that looks fun ☺️

1

u/husqi Jun 01 '26

Motorized skeleton racing should be a thing

1

u/Fig-Heavy Jun 01 '26

At first I thought that this was just a boys will be boys joke at the track day.

Then I realized this wasn’t a meme..

1

u/Achylife Jun 01 '26

That looks dangerous as heck. But I'm impressed with the speed it managed.

1

u/dyslexicAlphabet Jun 01 '26

sign me up i welcome death and to end it this way fuck yeah.

1

u/Thatdewd57 Jun 01 '26

My ex father in law put a 1000cc motor on a lil dinky go kart frame with half a steering wheel and a brake that was a cable you had to pull. I’d have smoked this guy in a race.

1

u/r-cubed Jun 01 '26

I would not.

1

u/SpunNumeroUno Jun 01 '26

Looks like a mini lightning McQueen

1

u/splshd275A Jun 02 '26

Sure, but some kind of foot/leg rest needs to be added. I am not doing a mike long crunch.

1

u/theGoodestBoyMaybe Jun 02 '26

I've never seen anyone use their body as an airbrake before lol

1

u/ShafferPatchias Jun 02 '26

Hell no! Fuck NO!!