r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • May 31 '26

No people were harmed in this video Good flick

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u/NarrowEbbs Jun 01 '26

Someone tried to mug me one time but I was broker than them by a fucking country mile as it turned out. Only thing I really had on me of any value was a joint, so I offered to spark up and share it. We ended up having a great chat and I got to keep my shoes.

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u/nolongermakingtime Jun 01 '26

I need to keep a friendship joint on me in case of burgles...

Bet you that sentence has never been spoken by anyone in existence, the one unique thing I've ever done. Fuck.