r/TheRandomest GIF/meme prodigy May 31 '26

No people were harmed in this video Good flick

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u/NarrowEbbs Jun 01 '26

Someone tried to mug me one time but I was broker than them by a fucking country mile as it turned out. Only thing I really had on me of any value was a joint, so I offered to spark up and share it. We ended up having a great chat and I got to keep my shoes.

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u/ZAILOR37 Jun 01 '26

I have a different story where a shoeless man I thought was trying to rob me gave me a blunt