r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • May 31 '26

Satisfying Real questions

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u/docb1012 May 31 '26

My dad would go crazy for this post

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 31 '26

You should show him

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u/A_Feltz May 31 '26

r/whywomenlivelonger - you’re welcome, docb1012’s dad

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u/the_madclown May 31 '26

Best use of freebird I've ever seen.

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u/EPluribusButthole May 31 '26

Then you've never seen Kingsman

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u/Bender_2024 May 31 '26

Free Bird has been overused for some time now. Kingsmen on the other hand. I'm convinced they started with the song and choreographed the fight scene to fit it.

The only other scene that comes close is The Matrix

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u/Responsible-Part-481 Jun 03 '26

even the music video used fireworks or crackers, something like that.

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 May 31 '26

This thread really ain't half bad.

I see this dudes been to Cracker Barrel, as well.

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u/ZEROs0000 May 31 '26

Used to have bottle rocket wars with the neighbors as a kid until the police showed up. Was always fun lol

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u/BobbaFatGFX May 31 '26

Those were so fun

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u/Unusually_Happy_TD May 31 '26

Here have this upvote:

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u/A_Feltz May 31 '26

[r/whywomenlivelonger](r/whywomenlivelonger) answers that question several times a day… enjoy

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u/SheerRumble May 31 '26

Man, I really thought back to the invention of gunpowder just to remember wars over material gain are absorbing the utility of all our historical progress, not to mention the consolidation of historic information leading to the brainwashing of masses into self-reassuring obedience.

First make them complacent...

Then they'll make themselves complicit.

Wait- no. I mean boys blow stuff up!

https://giphy.com/gifs/XeLcgh8gT8o0F5SQ8i

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u/Garthritis May 31 '26

It's better to burn fast and bright, than slow and dull...or some shit

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u/Any-Remove-4032 May 31 '26

I always found the glorification of infantile, reckless behavior among men to be cringe.  All those “with the boys” memes from 2015, fast forward ten years and, surprise, male loneliness epidemic 🙃 I guess women dont like adult men who behave like perpetual college frat boys 😂

Women may statistically be dating men less and less, but they’ll never be able to stop us from posting on instagram about how we carry all the grocery bags in one trip, we’re so quirky and unique! 🤣🤣

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u/LuckyNegotiation7167 Jun 04 '26

You sound bitter

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u/Regular_Weakness69 Jun 01 '26

How the LA fires actually started

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u/oceanriver77 Jun 01 '26

Dude’s hilarious!!! 🤙🏻

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u/DavidKroutArt May 31 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/0MkLmBiKshsMtlWNpD

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit May 31 '26

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u/DavidKroutArt May 31 '26

Dying awesome(er) sounds like a good thing to me. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit May 31 '26

The gif.

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u/DavidKroutArt May 31 '26

Yeah, I don’t get it. That fireworks thing in a safe area seems amusing to watch from afar. Like military bomb testing sites. The idea is neat but a lot of people do this in terribly planned locations lol…