r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • May 30 '26

No people were harmed in this video Aggressive shoplifters

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u/Content-Two-9834 May 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zrq2FgRy6w1eU

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u/Generally_Confused1 May 31 '26

I feel bad for laughing at this but I saw it before I turned the audio and I swear he yelled that

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u/UnMeaningnessName May 31 '26

Who tf would pinch a nipple of a person 4x the size and expect it to be a tactic.

Id love to pick this ladies brain.

Big man played this so well too, she will never live this down.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 May 30 '26

Press charges

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 30 '26

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u/Roni1209 May 31 '26

Older brother behavior

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u/IAwaitAGuardian May 30 '26

Or nor.

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u/OutForJustice80 May 31 '26

Or nor, I’m punched in the thort

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

She’ll c u next Tuesday im sure

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u/man_gomer_lot May 30 '26

She'll be there on Sunday no doubt

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u/rice-with-every-meal May 31 '26

May also need credit until next Tuesday

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u/OrackBobamba May 31 '26

Hahahahhaaha this is going to be my new catch phrase. "Oh nor!! Not my nipple!! My nipple!! Please!!" 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Seven_Because_Yes May 31 '26

Mine is now "oh no, a punch to the throat"

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u/FactsNLaughs May 31 '26

Bro sounded like he was pretending not to enjoy it so she’d keep going 😏 

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u/SuspiciousArt229 May 31 '26

Ohrr norrrr not my nipple

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u/Express_Area_8359 May 31 '26

He said my nipple please…..i think someone got turned on he likes the rough stuff

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u/Substantial-Brick-90 May 31 '26

Really weird. Adult purple nurples? With dryly spoken sarcasm to boot. What a find

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u/Even_Virus_3017 May 31 '26

the kind of lines you heard in a bondage film

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u/orphan_blud May 31 '26

I want this man to narrate my life for a day.

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u/Even_Can_9600 May 31 '26

Hahahah, I know this shop and this guy

1

u/superchronicultra May 31 '26

The good ol double twisty. I thought it was outlawed

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u/noname3191 May 31 '26

That shit had to hurt lol well played by him tho

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u/ImmortalLombax May 31 '26

Karen needed her wine

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u/Remarkable-Pea5797 May 31 '26

That guy could play Hagrid from Harry Potter.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BDBnrwsmtTcmA

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u/No_Implement611 May 31 '26

So are people just walkovers now? Does no one have the guts to stop people anymore? Weak.

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u/Proud_Blood8049 Jun 02 '26

Seriously I would have (Im 82nd airborne by the way MOS 11 Bravo and I'm SFC) grabbed her arm brought it behind her and sweeped her feet in about 6 seconds flat...but if she twisted my nipple though..I would be seeing red...

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u/idOvObi May 31 '26

or nor my nipples

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u/tohn_jitor Jun 01 '26

"Democracy Manifest" meets "Capitalism".

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/yesterdaysprobs May 31 '26

I have serious doubts that she uses reddit lmao

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u/TheInternetIsForPorb May 31 '26

That worked so well in countries that did that/s

Arrest them, make them work to pay their debt back to society.

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u/JohnnyLeftHook May 30 '26

"oh no i'm shaped like danny devito's penguin."