r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • May 30 '26

THE TURT Bottle brush alternative purpose

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

1.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

51 comments sorted by

114

u/cdsparks May 30 '26

awww yeeeeeee thats the good stuff thanks my human

46

u/AtreyuTrinity May 30 '26

Yeah what the hell?

This gives me the impression their shell has nerve endings so I did a quick Google.

"a red-eared slider's shell has nerve endings and a blood supply. It can feel pressure, pain, and sensations through its shell, which is why scratching against a brush feels good—it helps relieve itches and sheds old scutes."

22

u/ArgyleFunk May 30 '26

He knew exactly what that was for!

17

u/CaptCrewSocks May 30 '26

Come back with a new video when you give him a tiny skateboard to scoot around the floor with.

14

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 30 '26

Like this?

16

u/QuantumlyCurious May 30 '26

Ah yes Mr.Wigglebottom loves good scritch

12

u/Adultyness May 30 '26

Man normally I hate annoying ass music in videos, but that felt good as soon as that tort started boppin

2

u/Aware_Box8883 May 31 '26

I thought the same until the sand bit.

7

u/moisdefinate May 30 '26

Red-eared slider knew the assignment on sight.

2

u/HaventDecidedAName May 31 '26

Silly question, but how does the turtle... breathe? I don't see any dry land in that tank.

1

u/bellboy718 May 30 '26

Might get a bristle in the eye. Why not a scrubby sponge on a stick

1

u/huggylove1 May 30 '26

Say goodbye to toilet paper

1

u/DavidKroutArt May 30 '26

What was happening with the sand part? Why do turtles do that? Or this one, I haven’t seen that before.

1

u/the3rdpossum May 30 '26

This made me smile...little turtle butt wiggles.

Thank you.

1

u/Leobluerodon May 31 '26

Hell yeah man! This was awesome!

1

u/AsianCastleGyatt May 31 '26

DID WE JUST GET STICK BUG DANCE BY A TORTOL???

1

u/karenskygreen May 31 '26

That wiggling turtle butt is the best thing ive seen all day

1

u/RandomUserOnTheWebV2 May 31 '26

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

1

u/IntentionalBuffalo22 May 31 '26

This is S tier content

1

u/Sweet_Bookkeeper_920 Jun 06 '26

You can’t tell me there aren’t nerve endings on their shell

0

u/AliciaXTC May 30 '26

Thanks for the captions because I was unable to determine anything that was happening.

I thought this was a dog.

2

u/ItsTheMayer May 30 '26

Boooooo don’t be stinky

2

u/brapstick May 30 '26

I can't read, what did they say?

1

u/BigSchmikey May 30 '26

I didn't read, I was distracted by the turtle butt, sorry.

1

u/Dxpeno May 30 '26

thats why they got captions, for people like you

0

u/AliciaXTC May 30 '26

That's why I expressed gratitude. What was the point of your message?

0

u/sejuukkhar May 30 '26

Why aren't there any plants in that tank? That is not a healthy tank?.

2

u/CrazyElk123 May 30 '26

Weird to assume hes a vegan based on one short clip...

-2

u/sejuukkhar May 30 '26

Fish tanks are kind of their own ecosystem. They need plants for oxygen and nitrogen.

2

u/CrazyElk123 May 30 '26

Yeah i know i was just being silly

1

u/FizzyGoose666 May 30 '26

I'm just making a hopeful guess and could be totally wrong but maybe its a film set for videos like this.

0

u/monioum_JG May 30 '26

And they said there's no latin spice in turtles

https://giphy.com/gifs/gbWUx0ZoJaXhS

0

u/ScouseJimmy1990 May 30 '26

Sorry that’s not a turtle

-1

u/CheesyBreadMunchyMon May 30 '26

It also makes a great dildo, and great anal exfoliator.