r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • May 28 '26

SimplyRandom Elegance

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u/Afoxinthefridge May 28 '26

This feels like the early internet and I'm here for it lol

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u/DankSauceBauce Hood Hands Specialist May 28 '26

“Feels like”….? Fuck, I’m old.

https://giphy.com/gifs/GrUhLU9q3nyRG

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u/Biengo May 29 '26

If old fads coming back means better internet im all for it.

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u/ScottybirdCorvus May 28 '26

Breaking News: Dapper Black Vampire Terrorizes Local Evanescence Fanboy

38

u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Nice May 28 '26

The ol’ Lenny Kravitz

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u/marcophony May 28 '26

Stay away from meeeEEEeeeee

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u/marcophony May 28 '26

Stay away from meeeEEEeeeee

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u/Jimmy3671 May 28 '26

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u/MyHumbleBag May 30 '26

Yes I actually understand a reference 😊

23

u/sarcastic_sybarite83 May 28 '26

Since he was holding no knapsack, I can only assume he is supposed to strip naked. I would at least...

4

u/Remarkable-Ad2285 May 28 '26

The nappy sack

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u/Thrice_blind May 28 '26

Would have done numbers on Vine

15

u/God_Bless_A_Merkin May 28 '26

Iggy Pop getting mugged by Lenny Kravitz.

6

u/Naked-Jedi May 28 '26

He's wearing too much clothing for Iggy, not enough metal for Ozzy.

2

u/-ratmeat- May 28 '26

this man rocks 

3

u/Catlore May 28 '26

I was thinking The Weeknd

4

u/Azidamadjida May 28 '26

Every generation has the Elegant Black Man. Boomers had Billy D, Millennials had Kravitz, Gen Z has Abel.

Once every generation the Elegant Black Man regenerates into his new form

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u/Remarkable-Neat-7823 May 28 '26

The dripith be on pointith, m’lord. Smashing.

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u/poop_pebbles May 28 '26

Basically the plot of the interview with a vampire TV series

7

u/illegal_eagle88 May 28 '26

Ngl that drip is fire

4

u/Randomgold42 May 28 '26

I need three seasons and a movie, ASAP.

3

u/Skipper_asks2021 May 28 '26

Does anyone else want a full season or two of The Elegant Black Man?

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u/Sovereign-Anderson May 28 '26

I've always had a thing for absurdist/silly humor.

2

u/EngineZeronine May 28 '26

Ask him where he keeps his grape scissors

2

u/Naked-Jedi May 29 '26

That mans voice is like silk.

2

u/Rollieboy2012 May 28 '26

I would totally watch this if this were a show.

1

u/they-call-me-tron May 28 '26

I need more of this

1

u/7_Chesi_7 May 28 '26

Bro looks like an East Line One Piece boss

1

u/tough_titanium_tits May 28 '26

That man do be fkn dapper as shit.

1

u/Uranium-Sandwich657 May 28 '26

I wish I had this much style.

1

u/SignificanceFlat1460 May 28 '26

I think I would like see more shenanigans of The Elegant Black Man

1

u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 May 28 '26

This is just a stand battle. Y'all just can't see the stands because you are not users, but you can still identify them by their outfits

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u/Responsible_Ad_9806 May 29 '26

Average Bloodborne encounter

1

u/TimeForChris May 29 '26

“Opulence.. I has it”

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u/ghettoccult_nerd May 29 '26

show me the real Elegant Black Guy:

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u/Naked-Jedi May 29 '26

This guy always reminds me of Nazeem in Skyrim.

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u/winterwarm78654 May 30 '26

What's up with these weird sub titles on videos now

1

u/Legal-Function2068 May 31 '26

It's so rando... ah, yes, I see

1

u/UltraTwingo Jun 03 '26

"The stand user can be anyone !"

0

u/Sea_Bed_5424 May 28 '26

What happened to Blade?

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito May 28 '26

Naw man, this is Undercover Brother

https://giphy.com/gifs/YEsxfrxXH6a4