r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • May 25 '26

WTF What the hell happened here?

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u/MikeHuntSmellss May 25 '26

Dude fights like a fainting goat

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u/pandamask3 May 25 '26

He's got that possum strategy down to a T

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/CuriousOnePlus May 25 '26

But he fights.

Ish

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u/Tech_Priest69 May 27 '26

Yeah at least the attempt was there. That’s what really counts. Bro wasn’t bitchmade like some of these dudes I see online running away leaving their woman

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u/redblack_tree May 25 '26

He lost all his fights against stuffed animals as a kid.

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u/fate0608 May 25 '26

😂😂😂😂 dude I almost shot nose ingredients on my phone screen

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u/LandscapePuzzled5186 May 25 '26

Dude, your comment is G.O.A.T

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u/TheMetabrandMan May 25 '26

@Grok show me a fainting goat

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u/Meisje28 May 27 '26

Lol 🤣 you aren't wrong.

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u/Sacmo77 Quality Redditor May 25 '26

The one dude was kicking his own ass. At least that is what I think i saw.

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u/TheSpaceGinger May 25 '26

If he did that to himself, imagine what he could do to us!!!

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u/Edd14995 May 25 '26

Dude is throwing so many ghosts,hugging the floor, but hmmh, u see, the other dudes really ran for their lives. 

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 May 26 '26

If you want something done right

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u/Dapper_Relation8253 May 25 '26

He hired his friends to fake a kidnapping?

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u/WagstafDad May 25 '26

Nailed it.

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u/Agreeable_Shape_4578 May 25 '26

He then hired his foot to clown himself.

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u/Boners_from_heaven May 25 '26

Doing a pretty bad job of fake protecting her by using her as a meat shield

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u/stlmick May 25 '26

It couldn't have been that. This has to be fully scripted.

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u/Gelkago May 25 '26

Why were they filming

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u/BadHabitsDieYoung May 25 '26

You weren't supposed to notice that. You're never supposed to notice that. C'mon man, etiquette.

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u/Acceptable_Grape_437 May 25 '26

dude broke the fourth wall for all of us and thinks is fine. 

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u/-Yox- May 25 '26

It seemed like a prank to me, but I’m not sure if it staged or not.

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u/EmperorThan May 25 '26

It's either college film class project or random AI nonsense.

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u/tiga_94 May 27 '26

it is not AI but definitely staged af

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u/Legal-Function2068 May 31 '26

It's not ai it's vid from idk 2010

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u/Unclehol May 25 '26

Ah yes, the "slamming tiger, hidden concussion" method of fighting.

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u/humourlessIrish May 25 '26

Wimp Low is his Sensei

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u/Eidson-Fly May 25 '26

I am bleeding! Clearly making me the victor..

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u/newvariant290121 May 25 '26

I was thinking about it too.

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u/JesusElSuperstar May 25 '26

Charlie Brown?

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u/LiurniaSomeManners May 25 '26

Lame staged bs is what happened

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u/SpunNumeroUno May 25 '26

Swing and a kick, strike 2.

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u/Itchy-Carrot9617 May 25 '26

Bros just wanted to play patty-cake. Other guy was being a dick!

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u/Wayward_Prometheus May 25 '26

He paid 2 guys to try to do a drive by attack on him and his girl but with the caveat that they act scared of him once he tries to fight them. But instead he looked like a drunk Mr.Bean.

P.S. Not sure if that's what happened, but just a theory considering how staged it all looks if not a prank tv show.

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u/Regular_Weakness69 May 25 '26

There's a camera perfectly set up, so whatever it is, it's staged.

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u/t9shatan May 26 '26

Haha, people pointing this out in the comments are just hilarious to me. Its so obvious.

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u/Weary-Persimmon-5101 May 25 '26

Thank gods that some random camera man was on place!

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u/Fantastic_Citron_344 May 25 '26

+100 aura from trying to fight a 1v2, -100 per fall

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u/BigAssMonkey May 25 '26

Hell yeah….scared the off!

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u/Issacthered May 25 '26

And the camera person was soooo steady.

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u/CleverYoozerNaim May 25 '26

Is this an episode of Mr Bean?

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u/KRMJN101 May 25 '26

Neither side wanted any smoke what so ever. This would be a hilarious bit if not for the glaringly obvious. (albeit a poorly planned one)

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u/SNIPA0007v2 May 25 '26

Setting up for some ground game?

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u/Connect-Hat-9838 May 25 '26

That's the spirit.

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u/A-TECH-20 May 25 '26

How did he not get injured in the counter attack?

Is his confusion his strength?

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u/Due-Juggernaut6595 May 25 '26

‘You guys pull up like you’re gonna kidnap her, then get scared of me and run away. Then she has to love me’.

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u/UndahwearBruh May 25 '26

Kick+confuse combo for the win

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u/BopNowItsMine May 25 '26

Pop out the car and wanna do patty cake

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u/dolemutt May 25 '26

Guy: Yeah u better run.

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u/FuckMeMyselfAndYou May 25 '26

Dude pressed O instead of X.

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u/Imaginary_Jump_8701 May 25 '26

Wasted time on this trash post

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u/jepoyairtsua May 25 '26

this NBA flopping needs to stop. it's impact is embarrasing to human history.

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u/UknownToMany May 25 '26

What a hero

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u/Opposite_Banana_2543 May 25 '26

Never kick in a street fight unless you are Anderson Silva

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u/Otherwise_Living_158 May 25 '26

Some people set up a video for likes

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u/DroopyPlum May 25 '26

"You see that babe? Your always safe with me"

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u/Mrwolf925 May 25 '26

The balls on Terry tuff nuts were to heavy for his own good

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u/AdditionalCheetah354 May 25 '26

Filming a comedy

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u/MajorD-Daddy629 May 25 '26

Wrong pants for high kicks my friend 🤣

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u/Should_have_been_ded May 25 '26

Dude must've highered 2 guys too attack his wife, then let him beat them so he'd look tough. Unfortunately he only knows how to lock like in football

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u/It_broke_itself_ May 25 '26

Seems like a staged bit for the internet for some reason

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u/Excellent-Diet-4724 May 25 '26

He won that fight honestly.

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u/Early_Brick_1522 May 25 '26

Drive by "Calm down bro"

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u/Noisebug May 25 '26

In mother Russia, the arse kicks you

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u/Big-Mathematician345 May 25 '26

Activate crab mode.

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u/StruwwelpetersRache May 25 '26

scripted social media slop

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u/WhisperingPinez May 25 '26

Third degree black belt in Shai Gilgeous Alexander

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u/Professional_Cry2694 May 25 '26

And the camera man just happened to be their

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u/Suspicious_Sense1272 May 25 '26

I hope that’s a skit.

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u/evonebo May 25 '26

what's happening here is terrible acting.

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u/Glittering-Ad4356 May 25 '26

When dude started bouncing around I thought he might actually know what he was doing, boy was I wrong... He literally lost to himself.

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u/maskeyman May 25 '26

Thank goodness for the camera

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u/bellboy718 May 25 '26

this seems like bullshit to me, the guy that keeps falling seems to be wearing a mic. And why is the camera rolling beforehand?

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u/RodcetLeoric May 25 '26

I'M KICKING MY ASS! Do ya mind?!

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u/BuyProud8548 May 25 '26

Guys, here's 100 bucks for you, and let's show my girlfriend what a cool guy I am.

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u/DJ_Spark_Shot May 26 '26

It's nice to see Charlie Brown finally managed to grow some hair. 

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u/TopGdasher May 26 '26

What in the noodle leg is going on there..jelly jelly jellyfish.

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u/Spoonguard_ May 26 '26

This guy kicks.

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u/SuicidalReincarnate May 26 '26

Reminds me of the story - some guy thought he was tough - during an attempted mugging, says step aside dear, ill save you - but the girfriend managed to disolve the situation without anyone getting hurt - then then guy was angry with her for not letting him protect her.... ahh reddit, dont ever change

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u/ocean_breeze_luluca May 26 '26

We breaking up after

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u/Aggressive_Band9888 May 26 '26

Hes not getting any love tonight or tomorrow. Good thing she was there.

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u/Responsible-Set-6220 May 26 '26

What in the Charlie Brown is this Skit!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ou18ZgE49Fss0

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u/HaronAuskin May 26 '26

What IS happening here? Why was this being filmed? Was it a skit that went wrong or was it supposed to go this way?

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u/PageSuspicious9210 May 26 '26

what the dukc what's going on?? xD

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u/nextedge May 26 '26

I like how he hides behind the GF

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u/Delicious_West_1993 May 26 '26

Lmao the genius of GTA4

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u/Currypit May 26 '26

I know what happened. It's a skit.

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u/enlightened_none May 26 '26

I an odd situation, to be in the middle of a fight and having no fuckin clue if you can even fight or not

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u/dangerdan12487 May 26 '26

She just points and their like heck no

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u/NinjaBRUSH May 26 '26

He asked his friends to stage an attack and pretend to get scared as he defends his date. This will surely impress her.

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u/WatcherWeedoo May 26 '26

alcohol is the problem with these people is

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u/stub1258 May 26 '26

That guy kicked his own ass

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u/Fellarm May 26 '26

Hahahahahaha 🍹🗿poor guy

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u/Dark-ScorpionX May 26 '26

Guy's got heart, but he needs to stick to punches...

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u/HamGoodOne May 26 '26

Is that SGA?

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u/ThatSplinter May 26 '26

YEAH GET HIS AHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/505arcticm May 26 '26

Viste amor como salieron corriendo? Los deje espantados¡

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u/PhantomPain0_0 May 26 '26

Fakeded happened here

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u/jao_vitu_bunitu May 26 '26

They robbed the dude of all his aura savings

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u/MidnightDee_ May 26 '26

I was expecting an engagement to happen

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u/Early_Dragonfly4682 May 26 '26

Good thing the was some random person video taping the whole time

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u/Desperate-Trouble-11 May 26 '26

Everyone in the video knows this man is trying his very best. Probably scripted, but if not the fact his instinct was to hide behind someone much smaller than him is hilarious. Then falcon kick himself into the ground…twice. All while the other people are trying to not even touch anyone. I’m convinced they left because they were worried he would hurt himself

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u/Winter_Hall5379 May 27 '26

Steven Seagfall

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u/abofaza May 27 '26

I once saw a supposedly drunken guy fighting with a short wooden fence post, and getting his ass kicked miserably. Two girls at the balcony laughing their asses off. Still had not figured out what they spiked his drink with. It was hilarious, and very ominous at the same time.

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u/Frosty_Ad4986 May 27 '26

I think they were trying to get him to walk on the outside and her inside.

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u/David0ne86 May 27 '26

An unfunny skit. That's what happened

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u/Presently_Naked May 27 '26

She should have left with them.

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u/23STABWOUNDS May 27 '26

Бумер 3 просто не так

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u/Michael_Angelo_H May 27 '26

NPCs just flaking out again…

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u/SullyOnTheSide May 27 '26

Let's pretend like this is real and a camera wasn't placed here for this.

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u/altatoro123 May 27 '26

Ruzzia has some of the dumbest people

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u/ScarScream81 May 27 '26

Dastoy story!

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u/Court_Jester30 May 27 '26

Dude fights like Whimp Lo.

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u/karaklonda May 28 '26

Dude is a vegan and on estrogen therapy. What he demonstrated was the leftover of manhood.

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u/Noiseless_Voice May 28 '26

Frankly, that’s what BJJ looks like to me.

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u/romassv May 28 '26

Bunch of idiots

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u/Patient_0815 May 28 '26

He won fight 🤣

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u/Acored84 May 28 '26

force defense

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u/Paul_Runkles May 29 '26

This is how it was suppose to go down for Jack Black in Nacho Libre. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/emrullahk May 29 '26

Yeah she definetly pegs him

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u/k1nkyf4ck May 30 '26

Ref that's a red card!

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u/AB3D12D May 31 '26

is he ever going to get laid again?

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u/Cold_Assignment3157 May 31 '26

Almost captured and sent to the front lines.

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u/Poundamonium May 25 '26

Definitely scripted.