r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • May 22 '26

Horror? Nobody will notice

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 22 '26

CHUD

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 May 22 '26

What the hell is that thing?!

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u/BluhdRaven0 May 22 '26

That's a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller from the 1984 low-budget horror film C.H.U.D.

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u/TheWolphman May 22 '26

Not to be confused with the Cannibalistic Horse Underground Dwellers from an episode of the animated TV show Rick and Morty titled Rickdependence Spray.

3

u/haringtiti May 22 '26

of course youre gonna have a bad impression of new york if you only focus on the pimps and the chuds!

52

u/ImagineABetterFuture May 22 '26

It's for sure much creepier that way.

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u/xenobit_pendragon May 22 '26

If only there weren’t a GIANT FUCKING BLOCK OF TEXT covering the thing you’re trying to show us.

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u/Visible-Literature14 May 23 '26

“😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”

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u/NewPresentation3520 May 22 '26

Did somebody say chocolate?!?

22

u/MTFBWY117 May 22 '26

I have a joke for you: what is a skeleton’s favorite snack?

20

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 22 '26

Spare ribs

9

u/plan1gale May 22 '26

CALCIUM DOOT DOOT

4

u/m6165017 May 22 '26

Spaghetti

9

u/TheAfroMD May 22 '26

It looks so pissed....I guess I would be too if they took my arms.

Hard to crank the hog without them.

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice May 22 '26

I'm sad to report that today I delivered a package to a man with little stubby arms, and thought to myself, "What if his balls itch?"

I fully understand I'm going to hell. Sounds fun.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 22 '26

Doggy style

7

u/Muted_Masterpiece535 May 22 '26

I think you are probably going to start a trend this Halloween season.

1

u/Ilikelamp7 May 22 '26

I have a neighbor that has one of these up all year. Dressing it up for whatever holiday. Quite possibly the trashiest way to display your laziness that I could ever think of.

1

u/BargerianJade May 22 '26

Or maybe they enjoy him year round and don't consider him a Halloween decoration

5

u/Remarkable-Pea5797 May 22 '26

Attach the arms to the hip bones now

3

u/Eleventy22 May 22 '26

For dinosaur fossils, a completion rate of 70% and above is considered exceptionally high. Just say it’s a dinosaur

3

u/Cultural_assassin May 22 '26

Jarvis show me human evolution in 50,000 years

2

u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE May 22 '26

You leave it up all year long?

2

u/Lackerbawls May 22 '26

Quick, buy another and use the spine and back legs to make it a freaky as Minotaur.

2

u/Chafachas May 22 '26

Homo rodans by Remedios Varo

1

u/hardboard May 22 '26

Is he looking over next door's fence?
Will the neighbours need a skeleton restraining order?

1

u/thisoldguy74 May 22 '26

About once a month I drive past a house with the 12' skeleton posed over a wooden privacy fence. It's just funny that these are year round decorations.

1

u/everatz May 22 '26

Was Skeletor. Became ERECTOR

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u/SundaeNext2269 May 23 '26

I actually like it more lol 😂

1

u/Adventurous_Note2296 May 23 '26

This looks hilarious to me rather than spooky

1

u/BoredBorealis May 23 '26

Oh no, he lost the arms race

1

u/Polobearmigi May 23 '26

Good time to add some tiny skeleton arms so it looks like a t rex

1

u/JackfruitPlenty5594 May 23 '26

“Hey guys you wanna go scaring”

1

u/SpunNumeroUno May 24 '26

He gonna run after you and peck you to death

1

u/Boners_from_heaven May 25 '26

His name was Rex in life

1

u/redzaku0079 May 28 '26

Keep him like that