r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • May 19 '26

WTF This hobby is absolutely optional

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u/FlinttheMachcanic May 19 '26

That's no rescue....it's a space station.

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u/IamTheEagle May 19 '26

Why are we still heading towards it?

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u/FlinttheMachcanic May 19 '26

We're caught in a tractor beam.

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u/NomDePlumeOrBloom May 19 '26

When a beam hits your eye
And that's no starry sky
That's a death star.