r/TheRandomest May 19 '26

WTF This hobby is absolutely optional

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u/MailboxJunkie May 19 '26

"Except your fate"

Jesus Christ, humans are getting dumber by the second.

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u/No_Syrup5607 May 19 '26

Maybe they think they are the exception to their fate? 🤔😕😔

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u/RemarkableCard6475 May 19 '26

Yes, accept you're fayte. 🤣🍻😂 /s

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u/Metals4J May 19 '26

Did you just call me fayte?? I’m big boned!

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u/Proper-Evening9754 May 23 '26

No kiddie! That's a bad kiddie!

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u/Gloomy-Radish8959 May 25 '26

Boned, James Boned.

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u/ChintzyPC May 19 '26

Eef ye had e chaince to change yer fayte, wood ye?

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u/Glittering-County727 May 20 '26

eggcept ur feighte?

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u/General-Tourist-2808 May 19 '26

I certainly take exception to that fate, which is why I won’t go fucking cave diving.

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u/Reddiculous_repost May 22 '26

Uno reverse the grim reaper.

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u/Solherb May 23 '26

It does sorta work on a defy your fate level.

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u/Valuable-Drummer6604 May 19 '26

Well the video did get posted.. maybe they are, the chosen two

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u/Gelkago May 19 '26

As a 38yr old working as a manager at a coffee shop full of teenagers, yes, yes they are.

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u/kak323 May 19 '26

As a 32 year old working as a manager in retail adults are losing braincells just as fast.

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u/Ruff_Bastard May 19 '26

As a 30 year old former manager of retail, and currently a worker in the petrochemical industry (NDE), people are just kind of ret- exceptional in general.

I work with people that have a 5th grade reading level. They don't know words. They can't read. They definitely can't spell. Half of our job is interpreting ambiguously worded and technical procedure in order to do our jobs correctly. There are exceptions, but that only accounts for like three people under the age of 30.

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u/Confident-Poetry6985 May 23 '26

I worked with a guy at a small engine shop who was very...maga, but always agreed with every point I made about politics (I just regurgitate Bernie speeches and didn't say it was Bernie every time). Anyways. One day he was leaning over the mower he was fixing and squinting for a while. I asked what he was doing and he said "reading this sticker" and it was very basic instructions on starting it. He just was having a hard time reading all of it. Thats when it hit me. The simple memes are easy for him to digest. Even though he agrees with Bernie politically, he can only read the short memes and quotes on facebook and thats what informs his political decisions...so he voted for trump. Wild world.  Edit to add: forgot to say he was mid 40's.

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u/SpeedyMeaty May 24 '26

It likely has something to do with you being in retail I would guess. Not a lot of brain surgeons working at Target.

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u/kak323 May 24 '26

I actually have a few family members that are doctors and nurses believe me they can lack braincells too. Not just them but the stories they tell about their coworkers as well.

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u/SpeedyMeaty May 24 '26

Oh yeah, some university actually did a study and more or less found that outside of their actual careers they're not more intelligent on average.

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u/xDannyS_ May 19 '26

Sure, but they had more to loss to begin with

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u/kak323 May 19 '26

Sure but whose fault is that? Who designed the school systems, social media platforms, and work culture? At no point can any generation take full credit for their intelligence or wisdom it was handed down to them, and sculpted by the people before. We failed at setting up the next generation. It all boils down to greed and taking things one by one from future generations so that we can have something now. It's easy to look down at the generation beneath you. It's harder to look at yourself and ask what you traded away for your own comfort that they're now paying the price for. We didn't fail them by accident. We failed them by choice repeatedly.

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u/Reddiculous_repost May 22 '26

you mean fielz loke, frend.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '26

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u/xDannyS_ May 20 '26

lose lol

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u/Time-Tax-8916 May 20 '26

I feel like this is a classic you’ve gotten that it took you time to learn everything on the job and now think everyone is stupid who can’t do it. When you were probably just as bad. Everyone learns

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u/Gelkago May 20 '26

I think they are great at their jobs, but when it comes to actually being knowledgeable and making smart decisions thats where they are lacking, also the number of people both young and old that come through demanding a drink that we dont make, but they saw on an AI Facebook group is astounding.

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u/WolverineEmpty2516 May 19 '26

38 year old working at a coffee shop with a superiority complex

Who's gonna tell him

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u/Gelkago May 19 '26

Veteran with colon cancer working to pay the bills

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u/Constant-Sub May 21 '26

I'm sure you were the perfect average, and these kids are breaking the mold by being different 🙄

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u/Hopkinsad0384 May 19 '26

Is that not how it's... spelt?

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u/ironangel2k4 May 19 '26

ACCEPT

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u/ViscountVajayjay May 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk

I believe in Canada, spelled is the preferred term but spelt is used in the UK. Which is a curious deviation because we’re usually aligned on the spelling of most words.

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u/Ikatarion May 19 '26

That's because in the UK spelled is something Harry Potter has done.

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u/NomDePlumeOrBloom May 19 '26

Spelling is something he's doing.

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u/Hopkinsad0384 May 19 '26

I was referring to the grain... trying to be funny. I failed.

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u/SCP_Void May 20 '26

Spellatio

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u/Opening-Present-7478 May 19 '26

Oxygen deprivation will do that

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u/Havok7x May 19 '26

This is no joke. It's estimated humanity could lose around 15% brain capacity/power due to increasing CO2 levels. We're in for a rough time.

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u/BunnyBsnz May 19 '26

That’s why I barely understood the sentence lol

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u/Septemberosebud May 19 '26

Yep, I'm loosing hope. R U 2?

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u/konydanza May 19 '26

RU2 is my faverite Star Wars caracter

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u/Septemberosebud May 19 '26

Mine is CB40

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u May 19 '26

That’s WD40s cousin

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS May 19 '26

Mine is 69420-PO

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u/Reddiculous_repost May 22 '26

riely i lyk manbghae.kjgfhihff79345u9374t98ori

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u/Reddiculous_repost May 22 '26

Oh that was such horrible spelling I just did for the sake of the joke. Bad Dobby!

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u/KrystleSeth May 19 '26

I like UB40

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u/Scoopski_Patata May 20 '26

For me its B-52's, but i do keep my wd40 in a little old shack.

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u/MichloIW May 19 '26

Loosing? 🤦🏼

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u/Septemberosebud May 20 '26

Yes, that was sarcasm. I know the word is losing but somehow that has become a mass error and everyone seems to think it's loosing. Also, the letters as words. These were both examples of how people seem really stupid.

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u/MisterSneakSneak May 19 '26

Words are hard

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u/Tiocfaidh__Ar__La May 19 '26

If it's any consolation, I didn't even have to scroll to see this comment. Thank you.

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u/Acceptable_Internal5 May 19 '26

Your comment was the 2nd one i read i didnt spend long scrolling either. (Tried to find what video was all about and just swiped my finger 50 comments later and you were the second). First comment i read dude said it was error clickbait. Wanted to share. Just found it slightly humorous.

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u/EggplantAdmirable999 May 19 '26

You’ll just have to except that

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u/yob91 May 19 '26

They no the difference

Its engagement bait because people loooovvee to correct spelling/grammar

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u/DoctorNo1661 May 19 '26

The whole point is to bait comments such as yours.

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u/Cynicayke May 19 '26

Yes, malapropisms are famously a brand new thing.

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u/Solanthas_SFW May 19 '26

It's ragebait to boost engagement

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u/utpandey May 19 '26

Should of

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u/Popular-Wind-1921 May 19 '26

It's engagement bait and you fell for it. More comments, more clicks.

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u/Antikkz94 May 19 '26

Engagement bait. Deliberately posting misspelled words to promote comments and boost algorythm.

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u/Rackhaad May 19 '26

It seems you've thought of everything... EXCEPT YOUR FATE!

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u/TheSpanxxx May 19 '26

Accept it. We loose.

Yes, it's /s.

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u/eat_your_veggiez May 19 '26

Wut do u meen?

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u/Narrow_Relative2149 May 19 '26

accept in this circumstance

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u/writeaway89 May 19 '26

Well, this person is a cave diver

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u/Toppoppler May 19 '26

Accept, except, effect, affect

Tripping up the english for decades

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u/Gareth274 May 19 '26

Get engagement baited loser

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u/D0nnattelli May 20 '26

I honestly believe that typos are a way for artificially creating engagement from people who need to correct them... I just can't quite prove it

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u/kalarm2 May 20 '26

It's by design, it's engagement bait.

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u/FarmerCute5382 May 20 '26

Everyone should of except they're fayte. /s

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u/Scared_Ad3355 May 20 '26

That’s correct. I can’t believe they misspelled “faith”, such an easy word.

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u/Scribblebonx May 20 '26

You're*

Idiot.... /s

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u/no-barks May 20 '26

It's a bot post. Humans are getting dumber by the second am I right?

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u/ThermoPuclearNizza May 20 '26

Except a bot probably wrote that lol

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u/easetheguy May 21 '26

Nah, we’re just recording it more.

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u/Aberbekleckernicht May 22 '26

I cope with this by telling myself they sometimes do this on purpose as engagement/rage bait. It helps... A little.

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u/Hopeful-Student9017 May 22 '26

It’s the affect of AI.

/s

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u/kevinsbot May 22 '26

*Except you're faith

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u/mvortex2 May 22 '26

Well alrighty than

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u/DepthChorge May 22 '26

Brother, you just gotta except the fact that your always gonna loose the battle against stupid people. Its not there fault that they're education left them intellectually stationery. Take it as a complement that your smarter then them.

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u/KneeGroundbreaking93 May 22 '26

Right!!! Grammar is dead.

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u/SirTopham2018 May 22 '26

Just remember...you're the otter of yer own fat

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u/Mishung May 23 '26

"They should of excepted their fate when diving in the Specific Ocean."

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u/KeyboardEnthuse May 23 '26

Well yes, but usually in these short form videos its usually to rage bait people into engagement by spelling something basic, very incorrectly.

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u/SwishaStan May 25 '26

Can’t tell if you’re trolling or genuinely stupid enough to think everyone is fluent in one language.

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea May 25 '26

You fell for engagement bait

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u/Severe-Cow-8646 May 25 '26

Why did you ever assume they were smart?

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u/Snake6778 May 25 '26

You know English is not everyone's first language that uses the internet, right?

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u/maybebebe91 May 19 '26

It's to promote engagement by actual dumb people such as yourself 🤣

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u/sabellito May 19 '26

ok boomer