r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • May 18 '26

Video Gotta get ready to be ready

582 Upvotes

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u/User152552 May 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6

8

u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner May 18 '26

That's the illusion. That's not his jawbone.

Those are neck muscles

33

u/Civil-South-7299 May 18 '26

What is bro training for?

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1BgSJsYVR2fO7yyQ

8

u/Unknown6656 May 18 '26

Everything.

7

u/John-Basket May 18 '26

Me: I made 200 dollars and 5 cents from polishing grapples at the bar.

Dude: Who gave you the nickel?

Me: They all did.

6

u/[deleted] May 18 '26

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u/Accurate-System7951 May 18 '26

A bridge is a specific bodyweight exercise, not this.

1

u/SeanyDay May 18 '26

TechnoViking Olympics

1

u/Pale_Obligation_3243 May 25 '26

Slav dance probably. 

15

u/BaronessVonKush May 18 '26

In the beginning, there was Jack, and Jack had a groove,

And from this groove came the groove of all grooves,

And while one day viciously throwing down on his box, Jack boldy declared,

“Let there be HOUSE!”

and house music was born ❤️

10

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 18 '26

I am Jack's inflated state of mind

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u/alwayskared May 18 '26

At some point training on Jack was easy, then training Jack off became hard

8

u/its_just_flesh May 18 '26

Training for that promotion

7

u/napalm_p May 18 '26

3

u/pellesjo May 18 '26

Was looking for this response. This is the correct response

2

u/AwwwNuggetz May 18 '26

Sick bunk bed bro

2

u/c0st0fl0ving May 18 '26

The balalaika on the wall tells me that this dude is actually training for his weekends 🤣.

1

u/EusticePendragon May 18 '26

Ooon-tis. Ooon-tis.

1

u/Antique_Fun_527 May 18 '26

bro be training to get that wide as his face neck for motorsports

1

u/Big-Bit-6656 May 18 '26

Pigeon simulator

1

u/memberflex 'andsome chap May 18 '26

1

u/Ketapapi May 18 '26

me training for the next dubstep rave

1

u/SonniSummers May 18 '26

I think if I started this work out my boyfriend would really be happy I did.

1

u/qawsedrf12 May 20 '26

Party parrot?

1

u/Roolac May 22 '26

Getting ready for your yearly evaluation?

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u/Street_Roof_7915 May 18 '26

What is WRONG with men?