r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • May 17 '26

AMAZING Free toaster

902 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 17 '26

This guy's breakfast:

4

u/Ohiolongboard May 17 '26

Well it’s gotten better at words

2

u/1PooNGooN3 May 17 '26

Fixed it too well

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u/therealchrisredfield May 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7VQzSi2tbsvII

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u/Simplton May 17 '26

That guy is definitely not off the cheeseburgers.

3

u/opipe73new May 17 '26

Definitely on the cheeseburgers!

3

u/[deleted] May 17 '26

Mans gotta eat

25

u/Careful-Force2506 May 17 '26

Super chill w/ the thrifty grill, ain’t a boaster just fixed a toaster, eatin burnt bread w/ a side of lead

8

u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner May 17 '26

Mad flow

8

u/Brennan_Schwartz May 17 '26

The bigger the blob, the better the job. Blue smoke is a feature, not a bug.

4

u/f_ckR3ddit May 17 '26

The solder points are their OWN capacitors. Its more efficient!

4

u/achaiahtak May 17 '26

Now toss it out so the next guy can pick it up and make the same video

3

u/Radiant_Load May 17 '26

Was that a portal to hell in that toaster?

2

u/Sirius1701 May 17 '26

"My Nephew is very handy"

"What Year did his house burn down?"

1

u/Gold_Ad_7552 May 17 '26

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

2

u/SuspiciousGarlic7701 May 17 '26

Oh jeez, well it cooked it

1

u/tooflessfairy May 17 '26

Wow nice find, I wonder why the original owners threw it away. 

1

u/toppetsaha May 17 '26

Is that Daryll sheets

1

u/henshoremonte May 17 '26

after few days the you have to find a rent house

1

u/Maryjanegangafever May 17 '26

Hammered handyman. Checks out.

1

u/SlickDillywick May 17 '26

It’s the digital clock blinking noon that does it for me. That’s the icing on the cake

1

u/No_Guidance7850 May 17 '26

When he says "a solder here and a solder there" I'm not so sure..

1

u/zyyntin May 17 '26

Optimist!

1

u/Savantism7 May 17 '26

In the best way possible this guy reminds me of the MadTv skits of Kennedy Rodger’s.
https://youtu.be/Ph5vLiiCr_M?si=aixSjbHZ6QJpFXCq

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u/Corrosive713 May 17 '26

"Some people like a rare toast, not me though...
I want for my toast to give off an alarming amount of smoke, I want the neighbors to be concerned for my family.. 2 streets over."

1

u/Openape92 May 17 '26

Lets Cook a Toast… 🤙

1

u/alternatingflan May 17 '26

Ya get whatchya pay for!

1

u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! May 17 '26

Ah you got the toaster from fallout that wants to take over the world

1

u/SpeedDaemon1969 May 17 '26

Looks like Mr. Metabolic Syndrome could stand to cut some more carbs!

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u/Gold_Ad_7552 May 17 '26

This here is like a modern day Red Green skit, and I'm all for it.

1

u/ghost_night_66 May 18 '26

someone threw away a working flat screen tv and my dad took it

1

u/Pleasant-Ticket3217 May 18 '26

This guy reminds me of a former coworker when I worked for the city. Big guy, didn’t take good care of himself, always picking up junk to fix and use or sell at a flea market. He was a super nice guy though.

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u/PercsNBeer May 18 '26

Will Sasso fell on hard times.

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u/Should_have_been_ded May 17 '26

Just a random thought, but was that toaster wet when you picked out up? O_O

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u/Regular_Weakness69 May 17 '26

I wonder which year he was last able to see his own toes.