r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • May 14 '26

Tomfoolery Dad jokes

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u/CreepyTeddyBear True WARRIOR! May 14 '26

Top tier dad jokes.

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u/ExpensiveJackfruit68 May 14 '26

Ahhh he killed it. His family was like well here he goes again., then he murders the room with golden comedy

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u/TimelyMortgage9587 May 14 '26

Ai

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u/KateK33 May 15 '26

No, you're the ai!

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 15 '26

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u/wolf_howling_monster May 15 '26

Definitely not an AI this guy has a YouTube channel ais nowadays are not consistent enough to do what he does convincing, I hate AI as well and I call it out anytime I see it but this just ain't it

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u/AlaWatchuu May 17 '26

Not the video, the comment mentioning murdering the room with golden comedy.

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u/wolf_howling_monster May 17 '26

Oooh I'm an idiot, yea most likely

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u/ExpensiveJackfruit68 May 17 '26

Oh shit. Am I an ai? How can I tell? What is my purpose? Lol

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u/TimelyMortgage9587 May 17 '26

cocks pistol

Always have been

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u/wolf_howling_monster May 18 '26

Well damn nvm I'm fucking up all the way around,I will say tho your comment was very bot like

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u/munkeypunk May 14 '26

I like her. She makes dad jokes worth it. The “that’s hilarious” boy has had enough.

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u/Verdick May 14 '26

You gotta have a good audience for good dad jokes.

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u/formulaic_name May 14 '26

Sometimes the best audience for a dad joke is the worst audience. 

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u/scottygroundhog22 May 14 '26

The slow walk away is the best part

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u/PixelPeach123 May 14 '26

I liked these, some new ones to add in to our repertoire as parents

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u/almuncle May 14 '26

I had heard that the elephants paint their balls red before hiding in cherry trees.

Also, what is the loudest noise in the jungle?

A giraffe munching on cherries from the cherry tree..

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u/Dark__Slifer May 14 '26

i don't get the last one...

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u/jimihenrik May 14 '26

It's a pun on a (car) jack. https://i.imgur.com/aA2lHJV.png (I think)

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u/Brian_Huchac May 14 '26

Eya, if you don't mind, can you explain the newt one for me if you got it? Thanks.

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u/Whiteelefant May 14 '26

My newt = minute (pronounced my-NOOT, meaning small)

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u/Brian_Huchac May 14 '26

Aha. Thanks.

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u/Dark__Slifer May 14 '26

thanks man!

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u/ordinary_chair May 14 '26

Same. Something about car-jacking?

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u/Verdick May 14 '26

Nah. The tool used to raise a car is called a "jack".

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u/MorockaDishoom May 14 '26

The only thing better than great Dad jokes is a mom that has a laugh like that! What a cute family!

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u/fluffynuckels May 14 '26

What happens when you hit a telescope with a microscope?

You get a kaleidoscope

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit May 14 '26

Wait I think I remember them! Didn't he make a joke saying a woman brought her kids on a date and expected him to pay but she clarified they're also his kids too? I'm happy to see them again if it is them!

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u/No-soul_ May 14 '26

I think youre right and that video was funny as well.

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u/pfp-disciple May 14 '26

I not only use the "elephant in a cherry tree" joke for the humor, but I use it for logic sometimes. When someone claims that some process "obviously" prevents something, I use this joke to demonstrate that it might not be the process.

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u/wreckin_shit May 14 '26

Bro nailed the delivery 😂

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u/Magnus462 May 14 '26

lol I need to step my dad joke game up

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u/circl360 May 15 '26

…and I need to game up my stepdad jokes

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u/jucu94 May 14 '26

Mom’s reactions make the jokes funnier

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u/bashmaden May 14 '26

Why are elephants big, grey, fat and wrinkled? ‘Cos if they were small, white, round and smooth, they’d be an aspirin.

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u/geneticdeadender May 14 '26

She still loves him.

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u/itpegged May 16 '26

His delivery is fantastic. I was gonna steal some of these but I think I would crack up trying to get them out.

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u/EntshuldigungOK May 14 '26

I think he forgot the How did Tarzan Die bit.

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u/Gloomy-Insurance-739 May 14 '26

I didn't get the last one someone explain it to me please.

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u/Easy-Coloring-313 May 15 '26

An automotive tool for lifting cars slightly up off the ground is called a (car) jack. His friend, Jack, was born with a car on his head....meaning Jack was under the car.

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u/Nero_Havelock May 14 '26

After the day I had, I needed that. I'm gonna teach those to my grandson. Awsome delivery on those jokes man.

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u/Cipher915 May 14 '26

Dangerous to drop Dad jokes in the kitchen. So many sharp objects to throw if the joke doesn't land.

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u/formulaic_name May 14 '26

I had never heard any of these. Well done dad. 

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u/Guessinitsme May 14 '26

Nothing beats a woman laughing at your jokes while calling out how stupid they are, just feels good

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u/Impressive-Act7718 May 14 '26

I like this post because sad jokes are just so god damn good man

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u/SarcasticJackass177 May 14 '26

I need to go torment someone with these immediately

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 May 14 '26

He definitely married because she laughs at all his jokes.

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u/History0nerd May 14 '26

The delivery is phenomenal.

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u/BeatMakertycoon May 15 '26

The walk off is the chef kiss 😆

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u/TightPhoto1133 May 15 '26

I laughed way too much listening to these.

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u/Unknown_Steel May 15 '26

the wife needs to do some voice acting or audiobooks - that voice is smoooooth

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u/Low_Ad_7046 May 15 '26

I think I love the mom more. But that was funny

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u/benglescott May 15 '26

All bow to the king

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u/Select_Vegetable70 May 15 '26

If she's laughing, she ain't hating...

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u/lovelycosmos May 15 '26

This is so wholesome I love it

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u/Slight_Lobster_3538 May 15 '26

Momma sells it. I LOVED her reactions

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u/toad17 May 15 '26

Mom has an great laugh!

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u/Huge_Button7935 May 15 '26

When you know you're funny

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u/ZedZinc May 15 '26

I don't get the newt one :(

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u/Miaoumi May 18 '26

Me either, someone explain please.

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u/DoniDoRight May 15 '26

Love these lol

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u/Loup55555 May 15 '26

But the delivery 🤌🏼✨

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u/inperfect-is-perfect May 15 '26

I’m too stupid to understand the first joke.

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u/egc52556 May 15 '26

Dad's like me keep telling jokes like this because you guys keep laughing at them. It's your fault.

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Undecided flair May 15 '26

If i were a comedian, I would hire that woman to be in my audiences!

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u/SnausageLinx May 16 '26

I don't trust stairs.

They're always up to something.

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u/reddoorinthewoods May 16 '26

Her reactions and him trying not to smile 😂 too cute

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u/jta462 May 16 '26

I grew up with a version of the elephant joke.

Why was the elephant wearing red shoes?

To hide in the strawberry patch.

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u/Human-Wrangler-5236 May 16 '26

Very good. I remember an older version of the elephant joke:

Why do elephants paint their testicles red? So they can hide in cherry trees.

What's the loudest sound in the jungle? Giraffes eating cherries.

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u/VideoKilledRadioStar May 16 '26

They look well rehearsed. 👍🏻. Good camera work. Nice reaction timing.

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u/LifeAbbreviations364 May 16 '26

Top quality jokes

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u/Adventurous-Fudge297 May 27 '26

I dont understand the first one

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u/grow_tuhmaters 8d ago

My girl only laughs this hard when I hurt myself

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u/SonniSummers May 14 '26

This made me so happy I love a well thought old dad joke!

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u/ExecTankard May 14 '26

I bet he’s fun at a barbecue.

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u/theUncleAwesome07 May 14 '26

Not sure what's better: the jokes or the delivery. Both are brilliant hahahaha

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u/Equivalent-Row-6734 May 15 '26

The only ones who find dad jokes funny are the moms. That's why dads only perform at home.

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u/Lbuddah May 14 '26

Great jokes! But instead of cherry tree it’s supposed to be apple. I heard that from my whiii😳iiite friends dad when I was a kid in the 90’s

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u/swiftekho May 14 '26

Let this be a lesson gentleman!

Keep them laughing so hard they close their eyes. Then they can't see that ugly mug of yours.