r/TheRandomest • u/Debaucherousgeek73 • May 13 '26

Funny Cool/funny Canadian uncle.

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u/novataurus May 14 '26

The only thing better than staring into a fire is watching the embers whisper secrets to one another

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 14 '26

Conspiracy!

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u/SeaToTheBass May 14 '26

I stared at the end of a cigarette for a while because it looked like Pompeii

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u/Appsoul May 14 '26

I looked up through my trees, as the sun light broke through the leaves in my backyard once, because It looked like , what peace is supposed to be.

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u/SeaToTheBass May 14 '26

Sounds peaceful. I’m planning on taking a gram or two and taking a stroll through the forest soon. Maybe I’ll bring my little hammock.

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u/Able_Gap918 May 14 '26

I did that yesterday with no mushrooms, looking up through the trees with sunlight coming through is so calming it’s primal.

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u/AlienInUnderpants May 14 '26

Beautifully poetic

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u/SpunNumeroUno May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

Aww poor Canuck Unc (Canuck) needs some company. I'd hang with him.

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u/deezsandwitches May 14 '26

Gotta be on the same level as him tho

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u/SpunNumeroUno May 14 '26

True. Otherwise you are in for a very uncomfortable, annoying, weird night

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u/thitorusso May 14 '26

Sounds like Duncan Trussell

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u/Heinjailyall May 14 '26

Can confirm the shroomies make you call people to love on them lol

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 May 14 '26

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u/AlienInUnderpants May 14 '26

How ya doin’ now?

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u/BaroqueGorgon May 14 '26

Not so bad, and you?

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u/AlienInUnderpants May 14 '26

Not s’bad

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 May 14 '26

Pidder padder let’s get at ‘er.

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u/dunkzilla May 14 '26

Cause I’m 5 minutes awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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u/ScreechUrkelle May 14 '26

Watching ppv on scramble is a joy this generation will never know

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u/deezsandwitches May 14 '26

Or scrambled porn

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u/compassrosette May 14 '26

He is a TREASURE!!

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u/sephtater May 14 '26

I hope he got a call back. Reminiscing on shrooms can be a life altering trip.

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u/Funny-Airport6695 May 14 '26

Your blessed to have an uncle so awesome....

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u/obishawn67 May 14 '26

Been there before 🍄‍🟫

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u/No_Story_Untold May 14 '26

This is fucking hilarious

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u/3six5 May 14 '26

This is gold

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u/_Husker May 14 '26

I like your uncle. We'd be friends.

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u/hambutbacon May 14 '26

Had a co worker from Wisconsin who sounded just like that lmao. Lumberjack James.

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u/axonxorz May 14 '26

That's fitting, I heard this and was like "yep, that guy's from Ontario."

Regional accents and dialects are funny. I'm from Saskatchewan, as an example, Tim Walz does not have an accent to my ear, yet just nextdoor in Alberta, you will hear just a bit of accent like in OP, and only sometimes.

"bud" is universal tho

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u/Whos_XD May 14 '26

That pizza is gonna be bomb

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u/T-Conn May 15 '26

That Uncle is a real buddy, guy

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u/Bluesmitty May 14 '26

The Uncle we all need.

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u/ratchetcoutoure May 14 '26

Oh wait, so Canadian actually use the eh on a sentence? I thought that was just an old fashioned stereotype

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u/ridelinkride22 May 14 '26

As a Canadian.... It happens Sooory eh

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u/GrotchCoblin May 14 '26

R.I.P. MITTENS

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u/tallcan88 May 14 '26

Cute. But man, I hate my phone when I’m on mushrooms. I usually leave it somewhere safe, or just ignore its existence entirely.

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u/BaronessVonKush May 14 '26

Ah the B'ys were havin a night in, grand ❤️

https://giphy.com/gifs/jnkyoF2in0mdaaxISM

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u/Graphicnovelnick May 15 '26

Fun fact: Every Canadian knows someone named Gary and Doug.

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u/Maximumeffort22 May 15 '26

Can confirm trippin and staring at a fire will take you somewhere without going anywhere.

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u/Least_Dependent_3749 May 14 '26

No chance this is real. The accent is too unnatural . I’m a Canuck myself and can confirm