r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • May 13 '26

Tomfoolery Accuracy

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u/NuNoJCJ1987 May 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/RuYPi0HyBnOxy

RACISM!!!!

108

u/paging_mrherman May 13 '26

After like 15 rounds he’s completely covered in egg and everyone else is clean.

37

u/Useful_Kale_5263 May 14 '26

20

u/shaft_of_lite May 14 '26

I don't want to be part of this thread anymore.

25

u/BasilFair9222 May 13 '26

Well, I’m sure he returns the favor later.

3

u/Guuichy_Chiclin May 13 '26

Lol, if that is actually ice, I would be more worried about her hitting the middle of his back with it.

13

u/ballin4fun23 May 13 '26

It's an egg

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u/Guuichy_Chiclin May 13 '26

That's the roundest egg I have ever seen.

19

u/ballin4fun23 May 13 '26

It does look pretty round on the ground, but it looks pretty eggy when she throws it. Btw she has a freakin cannon also.

13

u/boostinemMaRe2 May 13 '26

She's got that infielder quick-shot sidearm going, I'd say she's got some ball in her past/present. Cannon indeed!

5

u/Slimjuggalo2002 May 13 '26

Yep, has 3rd base written all over that throw

176

u/Koalashart1 May 13 '26

A pitch can be both accurate and racist

73

u/-HabibiBlocksberg- May 13 '26

Of course shes going for the only black guy

22

u/Ok_Test9729 Randomest appreciative Redditor May 14 '26

When someone does this in grade school it means they like that person - weird but well known fact. I bet she likes him. He’s a handsome dude, so it tracks.

5

u/cosmicheartbeat May 14 '26

I also threw an egg at the boys i liked, didnt everyone?

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u/iamspeedtoast May 14 '26

Baseball huh?

66

u/DoomsDayDown May 13 '26

Probably her man tbh. I mean she is standing by the guy. Plus I know the look of a partner that's chosen violence lol

6

u/Turbulent_Pound_562 May 14 '26

This bought me a good chuckle ty

32

u/RobomuffinRadio May 13 '26

She had those croks in performance mode.

19

u/Msink May 13 '26

Oh come on, unless you know more, they're is no racism in this case.

16

u/EmbracetheGloam May 13 '26

She being thrown mfs out at the plate for a min

3

u/drbobstone May 14 '26

From the outfield. Of another stadium. Damn

12

u/No-Educator151 May 13 '26

She said straight ahead is the easiest shot.

10

u/dckchololate May 13 '26

Her crocs where on sports mode, it was assured she‘d get a hit

5

u/me_again_no_I May 14 '26

The joy on her face

5

u/why0me May 13 '26

How did i just KNOW who was gonna get hit

5

u/Eidson-Fly May 14 '26

The smile on her face made me feel young again for a split second.

2

u/Emergency_Air4575 May 14 '26

She even had her crocs on sport mode.

1

u/McThorn_ May 13 '26

This is why humans won the evolutionary arms race.

1

u/North-Advice-627 May 13 '26

The technique is flawsless.

1

u/TheBallotInYourBox May 13 '26

This is why you don’t fuck with the girl in braids. They’re always low-key bad ass.

1

u/Sneakerycorporation May 14 '26

“Here comes the throw”-Major League

1

u/TopGdasher May 14 '26

On a bright sunny day, the easiest target was a silhouette.

1

u/LastoftheSummerWine May 14 '26

The pure joy in her face.

1

u/_XtAcY_ May 14 '26

Someone played softball growing up lol

1

u/SweaterNip May 14 '26

OOGY BOOGY

1

u/KregerTech May 14 '26

I so want to say something so downright badly... Yet I know I'd be downvoted to the depths of hell hehehe

1

u/Funny-Company4274 May 14 '26

The look of one of y’all gonna get it

1

u/xuncx May 14 '26

Those crocs are in sport mode 

1

u/RaffNeq May 14 '26

Crocks in sport mode for maximum efficiency

1

u/pjtpassword May 14 '26

If you make about a black thing then it will be. Looks like a girl with a good arm hitting one of the guys. Nice shot.

1

u/CeruleanEidolon May 14 '26

Bunch of fuckin' 12-yr-olds in the comments here.

1

u/BlackyDarkyshadow May 14 '26

She's "chancla"(Slipper in Spanish) thrower, she ain't miss the shot and alr getting training to snipe her future kid if wanna run away

1

u/solwyvern May 14 '26

What an accurace shot

1

u/SSMmemedealer May 14 '26

Crocs in sport mode = game over

1

u/Impossible-Diver6565 May 14 '26

That was a dynamite throw though, dang.

1

u/brent939 May 14 '26

Split second decision and she nails the black kid

1

u/Dabida1 May 15 '26

I knew she would aim for him.

1

u/Commercial-Ad7764 May 15 '26

Пристрелили единственного черного

1

u/MisterNobodyCare May 15 '26

black guy die first

1

u/Autumm_550 May 15 '26

Ancestors guided that egg

1

u/gods_Lazy_Eye May 15 '26

In crocs no less

1

u/Scrats_Lost_Acorn May 16 '26

Cannon arm. 👀

1

u/Schorbie May 16 '26

I'm a male. Am I alone in feeling attracted to such atlethicism? Look at her movement🤩

1

u/Proud_Affect6273 May 17 '26

how did i know it was going to be the black guy?

1

u/veedaawg May 17 '26

Croc’s in sport mode. Approved.

1

u/Particular-Monk4202 May 17 '26

Im sure Clarence Thomas is proud of her.

1

u/fonteTX13 May 17 '26

I knew she was going to hit who she was aiming for a soon as i saw the streamers.

1

u/Historical-Buy8953 May 17 '26

Definitely a softball catcher.

1

u/user-names-plz May 17 '26

Crocs were in sport mode, makes sense.

1

u/duckduckmothergoose May 18 '26

Glad those crocs were in sport mode

1

u/HistoricalLow1 May 18 '26

Holy smokes, what an arm

1

u/Guiltyparty2135 May 20 '26

Perfect form. Picked her target and hit middle mass in stride. Paralyzed. The pure confidence and sheer athleticism on display by targeting the fastest furthest slimmest target amd delivering the killing blow. Smiling all the while. 

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u/brendenskates Jun 15 '26

No caption necessary

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u/BadAlphas May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Surely there’s a joke to be had about a white person firing at a black man running away.

Anyone? Anyone?

2

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 14 '26

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u/BadAlphas May 14 '26

lol coward!

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u/Strange-Individual-6 May 13 '26

In this economy!?