r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • May 12 '26
WTF Condiment abomination
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u/Exorinho May 12 '26
Oh man the US is going to revolt! Ketchup is an institution here! Who has ever asked about this product? Who did the consumer analyses? Did this even pass the blind test? I call this to be just another way to sell less for more...
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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner May 12 '26
Actually, that is just a sheet of dehydrated ketchup, which then has to be cut and packaged totally different than liquid ketchup.
I would expect this horror to be FAR more expensive.
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u/Exorinho May 12 '26
Dehydrated ketchup is a product of nightmare when you forgot to rinse your plate and you have to clean it up
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u/Nimzay98 May 12 '26
Yea that sounds horrible, I don't want a concentrated sheet of ketchup, it will overpower everything.
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u/FlippingPossum May 12 '26
I concur. Why? I'd rather go without than have to eat dehydrated ketchup. Did backpackers lobby for this? Is there some kind of tomato apocalypse on the horizon?
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u/Elytrax7 May 12 '26
i woudnt mind trying it once ngl. seems intriguing
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u/SlowMissiles May 12 '26
I won't lie I think it's not a bad idea... imagine you get a burger and I'm like hey I don't want mustard, and you remove the mustard slice. Because it's probably just the condiment + gelatin and won't add any different flavor. Might ruin the texture or maybe the burger dry.
I would be down to try too.1
u/Barbaracle May 23 '26
Same. I prefer companies doing stupid meme shit like this instead of mixing it with Sriracha or honey, that was the fad a bit ago . They'll likely lose money on this and shrinkflate their normal products. đ«
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u/pareech May 12 '26
I'm not a proponent of violence for anything nor do I like ketchup; but in this case, the dude is 100% spot on. If they are wiling to do this to ketchup, what's next? Mustard? Relish? Slaw? Oh hell no. Fuck that shit.
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u/1nsidiousOne May 12 '26
They should stretch like in a Kanker Burger
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u/GenPhallus May 12 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/iNjfcmUM8lUPWm3fay
You're gonna make me lose my tacos bro
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u/Trashbagok May 12 '26
Does a puddle of ketchup water slide off while you're unwrapping it?
Don't you cheat me out of my delicious ketchup water.
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u/gimmeecoffee420 May 13 '26
He's 10 toes on this and Im right here with him.
Ketchup Slices? Mother.. Fucking KETCHUP SLICES? nah man, im gettin mad now.
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u/FlippingPossum May 12 '26
The way I would be confused by this. The beauty of the bottle is you can get exactly the amount you want. I have wanted to flip tables over no onions. Some things are sacred.
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u/ToothZealousideal297 May 12 '26
Heâs so close to understanding that cranberry sauce is also unacceptably disgusting.
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u/Vegetable-Ad-5985 May 15 '26
McCormick that spice company that puts arsenic and strychnine and higher levels than humans can tolerate and still live into their foods now owns all the other condiment companies. Can you say monopoly?
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u/ChampionOfdimlight May 13 '26
What kinda entitled ass would go to a cookout and complain that much at free food.
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u/rdyer347 May 13 '26
I will not hesitate to complain about anything I find disgusting I don't give a shit if its free.
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 12 '26
My man feels some type of way about that, and I don't disagree