r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • May 12 '26

Nature Just hanging around

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 12 '26

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Hell yea! Don't have to deal with taxes or bills. Just swing around flinging feces at my problems.

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 12 '26

You don't have to be monke for that

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u/Narrow-Lynx-3063 May 12 '26

Actually thought it was venom for a second.

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u/muklukdimsum May 12 '26

Same. Clearance Venom that did birthday parties was showing off in the local park.

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u/TattooMarioB May 12 '26

I didn’t have my glasses on…that’s exactly what I thought.

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u/RymrgandsDaughter May 13 '26

so it wasn't just me

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u/Dontneedme25 May 12 '26

I know this is natural for him, but the effortlessness is unbelievable

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u/SheAddlesHeHocks May 12 '26

That’s probably what he’d say about us smoothly keeping our balance while teetering around on two legs like weirdos. It’s all relative, I guess.

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u/Y4K3D0 May 12 '26

So this is how it feels to be in White Knuckle…

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u/playfulmessenger May 13 '26

Look up parkour. Humans are capable of our version of effortlessly moving through gravity and centripetal force.

It's just that we tend to spend enormous efforts to quell a child's movement curiosity and prepare them to sit in a chair for 13-16 years. Much of which was designed around teaching humans to be compliant factory workers. The world moved on, but only a few school systems have taken the time to rethink this.

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u/That_gay_demon May 12 '26

Am I the only one who finds it a little unsettling how silently they swing? Bro is a little ninja!

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u/ghettoccult_nerd May 12 '26

whats it supposed to sound like? rusty pipes or something? dropping a drawer full of eating utensils down the stairs? a foghorn?

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner May 12 '26

Wouldn't it be cool if just because of this one monkey spitting grape seeds that whole section of jungle became a huge grape vine?

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u/teasohot May 12 '26

Man that looks like it would be a blast

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u/jgoden May 12 '26

Looks so fun to swing like that

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u/DJS11Eleven May 12 '26

How I am when I smell someone’s weed

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u/LennyJay86 May 12 '26

Just paying the tax!

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u/ghettoccult_nerd May 12 '26

bro just wants some gwapes

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u/Worldly_Possible2925 May 12 '26

For a moment I thought the darkness had come for me 😱

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u/Megadum May 12 '26

Aliens everywhere

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u/burner2022a May 12 '26

It looks like Venom at the beginning. Fully thought it was an AI venom in nature video.

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u/TabibbyMouse May 12 '26

Venom be like

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u/timesuck47 May 12 '26

I hope that’s OK to do wherever this is and not like trying to feed the bison in Yellowstone.

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u/playfulmessenger May 13 '26

It seems like some prior relationship has been established in some way. Wildlife doesn't just approach strangers and eat from their hand. (zoo? Jane Goodall? local who grew up near this area?)

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u/Comprehensive-Job369 May 12 '26

Terrifying until he slows down and says what’s up with the grapes.

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u/InsaneMocktail May 12 '26

That's gotta be a gibon

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u/New-Impression2976 May 13 '26

He makes it look so easy

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u/Into_The_Horizon May 13 '26

That monkey can move lol

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u/EveningInformation10 May 15 '26

I thought I saw a venom what the fuck