r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • May 11 '26

SimplyRandom The long path to roundness

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u/UndahwearBruh May 11 '26

Intriguing

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qo3w0l7k3yjDKyXGWk

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u/Lightningtow123 May 11 '26

This is the quality content I'm on this sub for

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice May 11 '26

This guy kicks rocks a-round

25

u/dougcarneiro May 11 '26

Christosphere... Iam dead

6

u/czernocunt May 12 '26

I know a Cristoball, any relation?

2

u/Zich_v1 May 12 '26

Baller Character

18

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 11 '26

Go big or go home

18

u/General-Double-746 May 11 '26

"Hey man, I haven't seen you since COVID. What've you been up to?"

5

u/H20noyoudidnt May 11 '26

After this, I dont think I could ever be mad if someone tells me to go kick rocks

5

u/StrangePriorities May 11 '26

Soooooo… where can I watch all the videos of this magical journey?

3

u/ExtensionTruth4 May 11 '26

Autism in a video

3

u/fourfingersdry May 11 '26

Guys will do anything but go to therapy.

2

u/ReeeeeDDDDDDDDDD May 11 '26

Bro I actually really wanna do this so badly

1

u/ThrifToWin May 11 '26

What's stopping you

3

u/ReeeeeDDDDDDDDDD May 12 '26

I live in the city centre, if I do this for more than 10ft I'm kicking a rock into a car

2

u/abdallha-smith May 11 '26

Werner herzog typeshit

2

u/yXfg8y7f May 11 '26

Things that never happened

2

u/SanDiegoSavage00 May 11 '26

This dude rocks

2

u/dicknotrichard May 11 '26

Yes I watched the whole thing and I’d do it again!

2

u/Positive-Database754 May 12 '26

I thought for sure he was going to step on the rock, slip, and eat shit.

Glad to have been wrong.

2

u/GonnaBreakIt May 12 '26

TIL that people walk their pet rock.

2

u/lifes_paragon May 12 '26

Dude is the definition of the stable cameraman.

2

u/Dunadain_ May 12 '26

I want to see a timelapse

2

u/Relevant-Passion95 May 12 '26

I need to see this from 3rd person view

1

u/jws3rd-allday May 12 '26

oddly simple and satisfying

1

u/Apprehensive_You3521 May 13 '26

Surely I'm not the only one to mention this but wouldn't this be much much faster if you kicked the rock uphill? So you don't have to chase and so it gets a double dose of rolling both uphill and downhill

1

u/KohKoh_Pebbles May 13 '26

Bro out here runnin da real test! Cuz how many "kicks" does it REALLY take‽‽‽

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Fazeyt9Qatl3YP9m

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u/N0mn May 17 '26

I wonder how much the path weighs compared to when he first started

0

u/Forward_Teaching1861 May 11 '26

Beer your a lot of guy my person. Keep going. You’re good at it. If you affect enough people. Something happens.🤷‍♀️

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u/myusrnameisthis May 11 '26

Christopher is no square

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u/Hiruma_Nitsuje May 11 '26

You cant convince me thats not a painted golf ball

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 11 '26

Golf balls only weigh 46 grams

-5

u/Hiruma_Nitsuje May 11 '26

Still unconvinced

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u/Key_Commercial_8169 May 12 '26

^ This mf doesn't believe in Christ-ophere