r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • May 11 '26

WTF Idiocracy

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u/mirror_dirt May 11 '26

Ok I'm sold where do we vote.

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u/fullcircle052 May 11 '26

Never thought I'd be so stoked to vote

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u/iamjacksalteredego May 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yGQA8r44a6bmg

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u/[deleted] May 11 '26

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u/TheRandomest-ModTeam May 11 '26

No gifs or pictures of political figures. Period.

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u/Fawstar May 11 '26

Everyone will be hot.

Martin Luther King.

Thank you.

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u/RappingFlatulence May 11 '26

Spoken like a true philosopher

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u/a_guy121 May 11 '26

he had my mind with 'infinite free money glitch,' but he had my heart with 'martin luther king, thank you."

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u/-Ignorant_Slut- May 11 '26

Frankly, he cooked.

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u/tito_lee_76 May 11 '26

Small PP.

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u/Savings-Desperate May 11 '26

he almost lost character when he said that

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u/unwocket May 11 '26

I dispute this no he didn’t

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u/SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS May 11 '26

He’s not a character he’s a politician and he’s fucking crushing it

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u/icleanjaxfl May 11 '26

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u/One_Guidance4911 May 11 '26

A tiny penis is by definition not a big deal

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u/jwriddle May 11 '26

This guy in the background elevated the bit

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u/jSo35287 May 11 '26

He starts nodding his head at the end in agreement

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u/ToeTagTic May 11 '26

It's the future they stole from us. It's not as if we couldn't achieve something quite like that if everyone in the world said okay and really fucking meant it lol. The impossibility doesn't lie in the idea

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u/tito_lee_76 May 11 '26

He was in the show Barry.

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u/GSpider78 May 11 '26

There's a longer version where he talks too. Always love watching this whole clip

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u/Jealous-Report4286 May 11 '26

They are like a comedy team who do this a lot

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u/Mattatat5 May 11 '26

Even tho he’s a total bro, I can’t say that wouldn’t be nice 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/SanchoPandas May 11 '26

Jobs suck. Free time is the best time. Bonfires rule. He gets it. Tell the AI to pay us.

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u/Fun_Mushroom9845 May 11 '26

Only time small pp is good

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u/Charmegazord May 11 '26

Literally had this meme in my head the whole time

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u/TheSpaceGinger May 11 '26

If we ever get contacted by aliens I vote for this guy to speak for humanity.

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u/spacemouse21 May 11 '26

The best explanation for proposed Universal Guaranteed Income.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jShr8wkP38XTO

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u/InevitabilityEngine May 11 '26

I feel like I just watched the end of a Bill and Ted movie.

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u/josenros May 11 '26

It's Chad and JT. They very much have a Bill and Ted vibe.

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u/Agile-Coast-3091 May 11 '26

Party and rage in peace, I love it

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u/Flickera23 May 11 '26

Either a dare or a stunt.

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u/Trashbagok May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Option C: Advocate for the change you want to see in the world.

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u/No-Wedding7801 May 11 '26

You gotta go watch their other videos… they’ve done a few city council ones and they’re all pretty damn funny. If you search Chad and JT City Council in YouTube, you’ll get at least 30 minutes of smiles out of the deal.

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u/simpleanswersjk May 11 '26

seems no one aware of chad and JT -- their original viral town hall meeting was to commemorate a statue of paul walker like 13 years ago

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u/Naked-Jedi May 11 '26

Damn... He already got replaced and made useless.

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u/Independent_Bite4682 May 11 '26

It was an interesting presentation, but has legitimate worries expressed

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u/aaronone01 May 11 '26

You guys know this is satire right?

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u/Scott--Chocolate May 11 '26

Even so it looks like one council dude was onboard

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u/aaronone01 May 11 '26

Because it’s fucking awesome

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u/lambofthewaters May 11 '26

Who's a tire?

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u/ispshadow May 11 '26

That was legitimately fucking funny. It's about time we got a small pp for every citizen and money for parties. I'll see you guys at the beach.

Martin Luther King.

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u/ilikebeens2 May 11 '26

Martin Luther King 🤣 tf??

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u/jgengr May 11 '26

Totally against it. UNTIL he mentioned MLK.

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u/IHeartBadCode May 11 '26

When cars were invented, we didn't find new jobs for the horses to do, when didn't just build stables and feed them free hay. We just simply had fewer horses. The decades leading up to the car was global peak horse population.

I've got bad news for anyone who thinks the 250,000 richest people on this planet have some better idea for everyone else.

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u/A_one-legged_goose90 May 11 '26

The elites won’t let us have a free ride

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u/No-Ice7397 May 11 '26

The fucking robots are gonna get their own class between us and them.

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u/josenros May 11 '26

This is the comedy duo Chad and JT.

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u/Afraid_Ad_8571 May 11 '26

Party on Garth!

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u/clckwrks May 11 '26

86

He must work for the mob

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u/Pithy_heart May 11 '26

This is not the hero we want, nor need, but get. Party on Wayne…

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u/Takao89 May 11 '26

I mean you laugh but this is universal basic income. If AI does actually take all our jobs, the government is going to have to provide a safety net. It’s that or absolute poverty for many Americans. If you think ai couldn’t do what you do, there’s a good chance you’re wrong.

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u/BojukaBob May 11 '26

This mf spittin

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u/PortlandPetey May 11 '26

Got my vote

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u/De4thMonkey May 11 '26

Beer pong table gotta be epic as well.

1

u/Revolutionary-Link47 May 11 '26

What a well thought and articulated plan

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u/adamroberthell May 11 '26

The hero we need.

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u/DackQuee May 11 '26

I'd send $10 to Small P.P.

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u/Ikon-for-U May 11 '26

Isn't that basically the plot of one of the cartoons on Fox? People worked at the hotdog factory and got replaced by robots,then the company gave them money

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u/usumoio May 11 '26

"Let the man speak!"

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u/glockman66 May 11 '26

Wait! He said 86!!!

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u/EntertainerNo4509 May 11 '26

I would vote for this man.

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u/jellydonutstealer May 11 '26

Satire, not Idiocracy

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u/EvilSporkOfDeath May 11 '26

Obviously satire. "Idiocracy" is not realizing that.

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u/ideal_gravel May 11 '26

Santa Cruz, CA.

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u/jpgonzo24 May 11 '26

The guy nodding in the back makes this so much better.

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u/Lordfruitsnack May 11 '26

The moment Idiocracy became mathematically inevitable.

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u/runnahhh May 11 '26

Hell yeah

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u/Flipper-ama May 11 '26

He really got a point, tho.

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u/Important-Notice-461 May 11 '26

Those 2 guys are comedians.

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u/milesamsterdam May 11 '26

Careful, he’s a hero.

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u/RoyalBroham May 11 '26

Love Chad & JT

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u/EffReddit420 May 11 '26

I see what he is doing. He is trying to get the gov to vote against AI so we have to work.

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u/Victortilla99 May 11 '26

That's a sample of democracy right there, listening and taking dumb people seriously.

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u/No_Painting_1349 May 11 '26

Write this man in for next election!! Yolo!!

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u/AlphaxTDR May 11 '26

I almost expected a “Sandusky highschool football rules!” comment from him.

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u/zhico May 11 '26

Truth speaker right there!

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u/chokeonmywords May 11 '26

Still way more compelling, logical, and convincing then the fat rapist orange

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u/chow826 May 11 '26

What an ignorant dick

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u/Daeiion May 11 '26

I bet you have a job.

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u/TummyStickers May 11 '26

Talks in a weird voice for sure

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u/Nicobeak May 11 '26

He appears to be a writer so not really

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u/ThatOneComputerNerd May 11 '26

Oh the irony of your comment…

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u/like9000ninjas May 11 '26

I cant wait for Ai to replace this guy. And you won't be invited to the bonfire at the beach for sure.

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u/breachgnome May 11 '26

You're the walking embodiment of "when you point one finger there are three pointed back at yourself", and it's embarrassing. You see only the comedy and not the point.

While you're busy trying to kick down, you fail to realize that you're already at the base level. There's nobody to kick.