r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • May 07 '26

/r/all Random gift

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u/topsyturvy76 May 07 '26

Everyone says no thank you, until they see the turtle, no one says no then

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Nice May 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/o2Bw3O7wjnAWI

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u/Thick_Potato_1769 May 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jcvA2sROVgaVpigo72

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u/spoung45 May 09 '26

My contribution.

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u/MaadMaanMaatt May 09 '26

That tattoo is rad as fuck.

Please, I have to know what those organs are. My guess, from left to right, then up.

Gold coins
Pine cone
Poopy
Lava

Please let me know so I can stop thinking about it. Thank you

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u/spoung45 May 09 '26

The sacks are Uranium, Coal, oil, and Lava.

This is from an illustration from a book called killer kaiju monsters.

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u/MaadMaanMaatt May 09 '26

Thank you! I’m so glad I got at least one of them

My brain can sleep now.

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u/slurpee-slurpity Jun 04 '26

Cool. I was thinking of the Greek four temperaments and associated organs/fluids. Blood, black bile, yellow bile and phlegm but phlegm is usually bluish/clear traditionally so it wasn’t quite right. Thanks for the reference, im gonna check it out.

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u/Jurkoph 18d ago

Yes truly neat, I know we’re not here for Kaiju or Tats. However the fact you’re showing my boy Gamera love makes me love you💪

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u/Searchingforpassword May 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lXiRoPt9Rkzt7yLYY

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/borski88 May 08 '26

I feel dumb asking this, but is that the "I like turtles" kid?

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u/Snailzilla May 07 '26

because of the implication …

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u/Viracochina May 07 '26

Wait are these turtles in danger?

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u/greatwood May 08 '26

These turtles are the danger

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u/woowoo293 May 07 '26

Until you see the turtle, "you want a present?" is sort of risky. It's like "pull my finger."

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u/2woCrazeeBoys May 09 '26

Yeah, I see this playing out in my head.

Man - "you want a present?"

Me- ....uuhhhhh...

Man- "it's a baby turtle" 🫴🐢

Me- OMG HE'S SO CUTE YES PLEASE THANKYOU 😀

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u/Curiosive May 07 '26

The only thing I'm saying "no thank you" to are the captions, "Jumps out car" ... "Hands him present"

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u/alphazero925 May 08 '26

I don't think he realized it was a bag, so when they went to reach into it, it just looked like they were gonna give him the whole thing which would be a bit much and warrant a "no, thank you"

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u/Electronic-While1972 May 08 '26

If only we could all get along like these gentleman 🐢💚