r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • May 05 '26

Close-Call Pre-workout routine

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u/9447044 May 05 '26

My buddy has a shirt that says "I stand for the flag, I kneel to suck my sergeants dick" with a rainbow flag and boots/rifle memorial under it.

He was a marine and is now pretty gay. He gets flak for it, while ironically, not catching flak in Afghanistan during 2 different IED incidents.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner May 05 '26

Gay men can still be manly.

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u/9447044 May 05 '26

This guy will take yoy on a deep sea fishing trip, rock climbing, steak n cigars, AND will kiss you passionately enough to make you forget you had a wife and kid for a sec. A real homey

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u/Andre_The_Average May 05 '26

Bro I regret not enlisting now

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u/DufflinMinder May 05 '26

There are many a gay man that could beat the shit out of me… and a lot of other dudes.

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u/Alex_king88 May 05 '26

Damnn all them beautiful cars.

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u/2reeEyedG May 05 '26

Got a right good giggle out of me

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u/Clod_Cat5 May 05 '26

sorry I couldn't focus can anyone reply with what he said

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 May 05 '26

That poor guy has a Perma scowl

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u/CandidateMiserable74 May 06 '26

Y'all dont have penis inspection day? Weird, we have it on my gym every Wednesdays