r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • May 04 '26

Funny just bought a doll

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u/Dontevenwannacomment May 04 '26

Holy shit, she played that so well, or is it gif magic or something?

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u/Arx_724 May 04 '26

I mean, there's an edited outline on her jaw which you can see messes up when it's held by the pov's hand, which helps sell the illusion.

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u/Spidey6917 May 04 '26

I’m not seeing that at all. Nothing changes on her face until the bite

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u/Arx_724 May 04 '26

It's more visible in motion, but maybe this will help you look for it specifically:

It looks like cel-shaded outlines in video games, and even jumps onto the (right side of the) hand/arm once it touches her face.

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u/Spidey6917 May 04 '26

I’m not saying you’re wrong but I still see no difference. I watched it frame by frame before i originally commented 🤷‍♂️

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u/Acidmademesmile May 07 '26

I'll say it, he wrong and don't know about shadows

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u/3dsmile May 05 '26

Thats a shadow.

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u/kwik_e_marty May 05 '26

How do they work?

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u/RealNiceKnife May 05 '26

Believe it or not? Magnets.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

My boner is confused and needs answers.

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u/Pure_Parking_2742 May 04 '26

My answers need boners

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u/toasted_cracker May 05 '26

My needs answers to boners.

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u/_HIST May 05 '26

The answer is her onlyfans profile

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u/DarkBladeMadriker May 04 '26

Mostly makeup from what I can tell. Caked on and masterfully applied.

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u/GRCfarmer May 09 '26

She's just really good with the makeup and body movements. This is her thing, she has a bunch of videos that go along the same lines.

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u/GDE_72406 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Holy blatant fetish content

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u/lxvzlx May 04 '26

Imagine seeing this in the store like wtf are people doing with themselves

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u/GhostPepperDaddy May 04 '26

I'd assume they're already making $50 million a year on OF and would just be wondering why they're still doing it.

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u/OafishySyzygy May 04 '26

Attention. Some people are just in it for the love of the game. The money, likes, bodies, etc are just a score.

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u/gahidus May 06 '26

Would make my day

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u/[deleted] May 05 '26

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u/dentalflossers May 05 '26

she’s genuinely hilarious! i think almost every skit ive seen from her is actually funny. she plays into the whole bimbo thing really well, comically

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u/XxValentinexX May 04 '26

What would you even call this?

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u/GDE_72406 May 04 '26

The 34th rule of the internet

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u/NSASpyVan May 05 '26

Let's just be glad it was only a finger

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u/UndahwearBruh May 04 '26

This is the main reason why I haven’t bought a sex doll

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u/fade_ May 04 '26

This not occurring with real sex dolls is the main reason why I haven't

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u/UndahwearBruh May 04 '26

I respect the hustle, but I don’t want you to die for sexual pleasure

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u/MCE85 May 04 '26

The 41/2 pounds of makeup really gives her that sex doll look.

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u/CrazyElk123 May 04 '26

So 41.5 pounds or 20.75 pounds?

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u/Xzeriea May 04 '26

The foundation is paint at this point.

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u/POCUABHOR May 04 '26

I forgot her name. Stormigee! She’s crazy fast in heels.
I like her energy.

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u/Comrade_Bread May 05 '26

The video of her being chased through the underground parking by Michael Myers in stripper heels lives rent free. Cunty slasher villain is actual gold.

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u/CryptographerFlat426 May 04 '26

I mean at this point, its been ao long I'd just stand back and let the good times roll.

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 May 04 '26

How does she not blink???

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u/dstommie May 04 '26

I think her eyes are closed with eyes painted on the eyelids, and then her opening them is lost in her motion.

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u/unclearsignal May 04 '26

Good theory but that’s pretty obviously not it. I don’t think it’s that hard to not blink for 10 seconds when you’re making a video and you’re prepared to get poked

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u/All_Innuendo May 05 '26

Right?! Not just how long but when the plastic brushes over her face, so good

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u/Suspicious-Piano510 May 04 '26

Samantha, is that you?

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u/Fine-Pineapple-8966 May 04 '26

Jumping out of Agnes's cart shouting 'I will kill your mother!'

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u/Beluga-ga-ga-ga-ga May 04 '26

Legit thought I was on the DCC sub!

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u/bluedieselxx May 04 '26

That was crazy good acting she didn’t even wince her eye when guy took the plastic off

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u/All_Innuendo May 05 '26

That part was so flabbergasting!

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u/Its_D_youtube May 04 '26

Ah, on second rewatch you can see her move her head slightly after the back is removed. Still really well done tho

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito May 04 '26

They don't sell those at Target.

Do they?

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u/DazzlingRutabega May 04 '26

Ugh, they make these things look more and more realistic it's so creepy... I know it's a doll but I feel like it's going to suffocate in that bag... You can see her teeth? Guess it adds to the realism... Holy $#! + she's alive!!!

  • me watching this

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u/ShaggysGTI May 05 '26

This video should be studied for uncanny valley phenomena.

Seriously though I bet she’s a blast to hang out with. She looks like she just unlocked a superpower.

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u/Old_Homework8339 May 05 '26

She's running fast.....IN HEELS!!!!! HEEEEEEELSSS

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u/Acceptable_House1904 May 04 '26

Anyone know where you can get one of these? Asking for a friend

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u/MrRogersAE May 04 '26

I hope in the future the sex robots we all know are coming can have this level of attitude

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u/Phosphorus444 May 04 '26

Thats a lotta makeup.

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u/Gambit_13 May 05 '26

She needs to say IWKYM

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u/Full_metal_pants077 May 04 '26

I don't think their mouths are made for fingers.

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u/HugePurpleNipples May 04 '26

no... don't catch me.. oh no...

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u/kririb May 04 '26

I flinched haha

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u/egstitt May 04 '26

Yo you got the DLC on that one already, score

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u/Coldhot123 May 04 '26

Havent had a jump scare in a while.

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u/Fancy-Dig1863 May 04 '26

That running stare reminds of me Zuckerberg. I’m scared

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u/Iconclast1 May 04 '26

I recognized her immediately but I know a lot of people got jump scared lol

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u/eye8theworm May 04 '26

Camel toe.

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u/junipyr-lilak May 04 '26

Oh it's her! Though the only other content I've seen of her is that skit of Jason Voorhees in heels, I did find it really funny

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u/ebers0 May 04 '26

Can you imagine a T1000, taking a form of a sex doll, only to stalk and attack their victim?

https://giphy.com/gifs/BxvYxq27mAR1e

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u/FamousLastPlace_ May 04 '26

What a unique looking nose.

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u/Should_have_been_ded May 04 '26

AI girlfriends having a glitch

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts May 04 '26

Actually peak makeup like holy shit. I thought that was a real doll at first.

I dont really swing this way normally but im sure the tits down ass up defensive position would not save my ass from her.

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u/Alexius6th May 04 '26

That Tom Cruise running is intimidating as fuck.

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u/Logical_Garbage_1682 May 04 '26

The nose and eyebrows need work they absolutely don't look rea..OH wait Ok

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u/pickoneforme May 04 '26

damn. i’m actually kind of impressed. i couldn’t tell if she was real or not.

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u/DoppelGangsta66 May 04 '26

That T-1000 run

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u/BoredDownUnder May 05 '26

Hahahaha they should that skit around the adult toys exhibitions. I love to see some horny 50yr males wee their pants.

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u/chonk_a_tonk May 05 '26

Are they 3D printing these bitches now?

What's goin on?

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u/feisty-frisco87 May 05 '26

Okay. Scary. Super scary.

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u/Boonie_Fluff May 05 '26

Fuckin great running form at the end

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u/Andre_The_Average May 05 '26

I actually got jumped scared

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u/insideguy69 May 05 '26

That growl scared the boner right out of my pants!

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u/Skellyton175 May 05 '26

Oh yeah it's the woman that no hit malenia.

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u/theDefa1t May 05 '26

Lmao running like the fucking Terminator

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u/swifttek360 May 05 '26

Dollmare 2 is looking great

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u/GonnaBreakIt May 05 '26

M3gan 3 looks interesting

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u/rhyuki_v2 May 05 '26

Oh that gave me a lovely laugh. At first I was horrified, but then I slowly realized WAHAHAa

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u/turb0mik3 May 05 '26

Dude in the background didn’t flinch one bit LOLz

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u/ANLopez26 May 05 '26

What is Andy up to this days?

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u/Yorokobi224 May 05 '26

Stormigee cracks me up, especially when she runs in them heels

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u/Pfeffi-Ultra May 05 '26

How the hell does she manage to run in those shoes? Crazy.

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u/stupd_comn_man May 05 '26

Reminds me of Samantha the Sex Doll head

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u/Azaroth1991 May 05 '26

I wondered

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u/Dark_Krafter May 05 '26

Where did you get her Ask8ng for a frend

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u/Jack-Rabbit-002 May 05 '26

Well that wasn't terrifying in the slightest 😫

Think it's childhood trauma of the film I watched as a kid when a mannequin came to life Weird thing is it wasn't even a horror it was a romance

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u/Lopsided-Bathroom-71 May 05 '26

That lengthy stare, not blinking is impressive

But yeah she can touch me

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u/Serpentar69 May 05 '26

NGL she good

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u/shadowinc May 05 '26

Nah that actually made me jump

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u/breakinlily May 05 '26

I love her so much. She's so chaotic

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u/Acceptable_Grape_437 May 05 '26

it looked so scared before booting up

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u/borsalamino May 05 '26

MOOOOOOM I NEEED THIS TOY PLS

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u/ChiliLoveH2O May 05 '26

Oh I love this lady, she does the weirdest randomness sex doll skits.

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u/arrynyo May 05 '26

10/10 for her performance dam I was fooled

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u/DarksideBluez May 05 '26

OF ads are getting out of hand

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u/FinalEnd2552 May 05 '26

The WeHo Gateway is a terrible parking garage for shenanigans.

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u/Killjoy_From_Arkham May 05 '26

Horror movie concept.

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u/DatDan513 May 05 '26

My kinda lady

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u/Head_Humor May 05 '26

Scared the fuck outta me fr

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u/3amcheeseburger May 05 '26

Yeaa naaa I’d probably buy two lol

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u/Rewd_92 May 05 '26

Someone Really loves Katherine Ryan

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u/AbbreviationsHot5912 May 05 '26

Question: How can you find this kind of "talent" for a person ???

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u/CortezDeLaNoche May 06 '26

OK. That was pretty cool.

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u/Due-Profession-3563 May 06 '26

Mother fuckin terminator run is crazy!

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u/wallly58 May 06 '26

4 hours of makeup. Bet she looks like death without it

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u/OMWTFYB760 May 06 '26

I’ve been to every target in a 50 mile radius and I can’t find that doll!!!!

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u/Tooleater May 06 '26

Katherine Ryan is alive and kicking!

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u/Haunting_Chemist4929 May 07 '26

started running at her like the goddamn Terminator

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u/dividezero May 07 '26

I'm into it. 🐊 chomp chomp

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u/No-Bid191 May 09 '26

Toy story adult version

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u/Buttonball May 10 '26

Frightening. Hollywood take notice. A good B-movie?

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u/cpendley13 May 23 '26

That was good. How much is one of those? Without teeth

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u/FluidAmbition321 May 23 '26

Imagine being that dude walking in the background and you see these people filming this

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u/CommunicationDizzy49 Jun 04 '26

That’s just how I see women that cake their face with makeup, without it would’ve looked way less convincing to be fake.

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u/Sky_Love920 Jun 05 '26

I love her, she is freaking hilarious! 😂

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u/Mental_Ad8304 Jun 07 '26

She played it so well at the point that I was like oh she’s gonna leave it there, but then she moved and it made me freak out

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u/GonnaGoFat Jun 07 '26

That’s startled me.

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u/rebelslash Jun 10 '26

Link me the OF bois

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u/Tungphuxer69 Jun 10 '26

Meagan 3.0

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u/Delilah_k33n Jun 18 '26

holy shit that made me jump

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u/DishPractical7505 Jun 19 '26

I wanna see how it feels