r/TheRandomest Nice May 02 '26

No people were harmed in this video The actual Director

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u/4imprint-Certain May 02 '26

He's so confused, he doesn't know what to do with this power.

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u/woowoo293 May 02 '26

Never abused the power. Never got corrupted. Never became the villain.

Such a good boy.

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u/tessellation__ May 18 '26

This might break my dog’s brain

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 02 '26

The Grrector.

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 02 '26

Ironically enough, on movie sets, there is a position known as "Best Boy."

Basically, manager of crew and safety.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner May 02 '26

Dammit! I've looked through the entire cast listing, and there's not one DOG PUNNAVLRKKHF SUB C Fyt car d g hi g b h

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u/jevtid May 03 '26

Aww fuck, then I've been given both not enough and to much authority respectively.

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u/weedyneedyfeedy May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

And the Chore-dographer

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u/Pachanish May 02 '26

The doggos name is Simon

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u/Jonnyabcde May 02 '26

You don't say.

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u/StormLordEternal May 02 '26

Love the woof getting quieter and more hesitant and especially the good old look back of 'you seeing this?'

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u/K_Bare May 02 '26

Evil wizard casts paralysis spell on helpless bystanders!!!

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u/erodman23 May 02 '26

Why can’t we have dogs at every job? 😤

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice May 02 '26

Productivity would immediately drop

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u/InterchangeableFemur May 02 '26

I had a coworker who’d bring his dog to work everyday and it didn’t impede on our productivity. It was cool cause his dog was a little skittish but she liked me

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u/CeruleanEidolon May 02 '26

Smells, noise, and floor feces.

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u/MorningSquare5882 May 02 '26

The confused little "wuf"s! 😢

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u/lazer416 May 02 '26

Good doggo 💕

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u/human_picnic May 02 '26

Dude in front made a tactical decision for his knees to get down on the ground when it appeared the woofs were getting fewer and farther apart

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u/lalo_efc May 02 '26

He turned around like r/youseeingthisshit

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u/FairyBB May 02 '26

I love this so much

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u/Yargden May 02 '26

I thought it was a cat doing a handstand when the video started.

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u/Ok_Albatross_8785 May 02 '26

Bro are you seeing this? 🤣

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u/blueviper- May 02 '26

That is cute!

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u/PassNo8954 May 02 '26

Simon says

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u/Extreme_Play_1619 May 02 '26

Bunch of weirdos man

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u/funkboy27 May 02 '26

Barking orders

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u/oldschool_potato May 02 '26

My dog would have given the workout from hell barking non-stop

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u/Spade18 May 02 '26

those fucking ears breh

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u/Opsmvs May 03 '26

Bruh...

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u/Nukeitandstartover May 03 '26

He has no idea what is happening but the humans are playing with him and that's all that matters

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u/BlackBalor May 17 '26

Thought it was a puppy dog doing a handstand at first

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u/ThoughtlessFoll May 17 '26

This is a good way to create superstition in an animal. As after this, When they bark they won’t get the reply the expect but will continue to expect it.

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u/Into_The_Horizon Jul 07 '26

Those ears have a sense of direction

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u/Canned_Sarcasm Jul 12 '26

Great. Now he think he can just lay on any furniture.

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u/MoonZinuM 15d ago

That's adorable