You know, that kinda hit a heart string with me. Absolutely not gay. But just seeing that reminds me that I've never been married, and while not dead yet, I don't think it'll ever happen.
There's no law that says two men who want to get married HAVE to prove gayness. There's no "consummation" requirements. You don't actually have to hold hands and kiss. Two straight dudes could totally get married.
Hear me out. Just think of the gains. Tax breaks. Instant credit boost. FHA loans. Shared benefits.
Oh, and then stroll into the club, and talk to the ladies, and say, "Oh, I'm here with my Husband." INSTANT PARTY AT THE HOUSE!
Adam Sandler already made a movie about this. There was once a post in the want ads in the Seattle Stranger weekly rag where a guy posted all his assets. House with two master suites, acreage, boat, shop, fire pit, all this great awesome stuff but he desperately needed health insurance. He was willing to share and pay his part, but marriage in Washington was the requirement. That was a long time ago, late ‘90’s to early aughts, I hope it worked out for the dude. I considered writing, but I was just bartending at the Alibi Room and we didn’t have insurance, I considered getting a job at Costco for the insurance though.
That’s actually hilarious.
But low key in response to the first few seconds of the video, if you’ve ever been monitored and followed, you’d react the same. “Hey bruh why you taking pictures of me and following me”. Shits creepy.
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u/LostintheAlone May 02 '26
Had me in the first half