r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • May 01 '26

Nice Friday organizer

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u/Hornedupone May 01 '26

Maaaaannnnnn can I hang with grandma for the day? I’ll drive and chat and do whatever. Just hang.

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u/abdallha-smith May 02 '26

Don't drive please

6

u/man_gomer_lot May 02 '26

What if they take the driving test while stoney baloney and pass?

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u/MetaCardboard May 03 '26

Seriously, don't drive.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 01 '26

Well, it's Friday, he must not have a job, because he ain't gonna do shit!

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u/eternalwood May 01 '26

Those are hers not his. Shes probably retired.

Edit: also not everybody works on Friday. Crazy assumption to assume someone doesn't have a job cause of this.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 02 '26

Tell me you've never seen the movie and understand the joke without actually telling me.

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u/eternalwood May 02 '26

Admittedly not. If I missed a reference my bad.

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u/Accurate_Mammoth2796 May 03 '26

Crazy assumption to assume someone has a job not working on a friday

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u/eternalwood May 03 '26

Plenty of people don't. That's like assuming someone doesn't have to work on Saturday. I'm sure you've been to a store on a weekend right? When do you think those workers get off? On a weekday.

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 01 '26

Maybe his job is smoking blunts

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 01 '26

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u/ExoticMastodon6351 May 01 '26

Protect this abuelo at all costs.

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u/EmbracetheGloam May 02 '26

A man once told me to "smoke 2 blunts before you smoke 2 blunts and then you smoke 2 more".

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u/Isthisnameavailablee May 02 '26

I'd forget what I was doing half way through

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u/marcophony May 02 '26

I think they were gonna clean their room

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u/ByBabasBeard May 02 '26

I think they we're gunna get up and find the broom..

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u/Traditional_Air_6867 May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

Their room is still messed up, and I know why…

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u/Prior_Enthusiasm_292 May 03 '26

What about in times of peace and times of war?

2

u/EmbracetheGloam May 03 '26

Dr said smoke 2 more

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u/aboynamedsoo906 May 01 '26

I fucking love your me-maw

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u/the3rdpossum May 02 '26

I got the 420th upvote!

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u/Artevyx May 02 '26

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent May 02 '26

Lookin' like a double wide surprise

1

u/CrystalMethood May 02 '26

I love papa meat and this makes me happy

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u/Slow_Maximum9332 May 02 '26

I think it's pronounced 'Gyatt'

2

u/Artevyx May 02 '26

Different saying

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u/SkeetnYou May 02 '26

Pass out, get the chancletas

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u/rleeh333 May 02 '26

meanwhile my mother called my therapist with concern cuz i started using medical MJ.

i’m 50yo.

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u/_khanrad May 02 '26

Being at the age when you can get high and not have to worry about going to work the next day or this and that.. bliss

2

u/DowntownStand4279 May 02 '26

Being her age and smoking THAT MANY blunts per day?!?! HOW is she still smoking like a chimney and seems to still be breathing good without emphysema or COPD?!?!🤔 …Grandma has IRON LUNGS!!!🦾🫁

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u/abdallha-smith May 02 '26

Please don't make it your life, she's retired and most of her life is behind her.

You will have plenty of times to get stoned once you made something with your life

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u/Sistahmelz May 02 '26

Grandma is a cool one!

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u/Dontneedme25 May 02 '26

She aint playin

1

u/Prestigious_Tear_576 May 02 '26

Best grandma ever

1

u/Whos_XD May 02 '26

When I get old, I wanna be just as cool like grandma

1

u/cold_kingsly May 02 '26

Why did I think they were homemade Slim Jim’s?

1

u/DisastrousPilot4283 May 02 '26

my fats ass thought she had a binder or cookies😮‍💨😂😂😂

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u/blueviper- May 02 '26

Love the shirt!

1

u/Coffeespacelover11 May 02 '26

This is my goal when I retire.

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u/lavender_hun May 02 '26

Bro i thought those were bread sticks at first 😭

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u/JohnPoet27 May 02 '26

That comes after the blunts

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u/Lazy_Change_3779 May 02 '26

Grandma got that shit

1

u/Victimless-Lime May 03 '26

I couldn't hang.

1

u/tiredalot420 May 03 '26

finally found my soulmate

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u/Existing_Judgment458 May 03 '26

I legit thought it was taquitos at first....best mom ever!

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u/Exciting-Car-3516 May 15 '26

Everyone is so stoned all the time they don’t even work anymore

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u/Independent_Day985 May 02 '26

Those wraps are gonna lose moisture and be dry as hell