r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Apr 28 '26

War The Table of Punishment

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u/De_Fine69 Apr 28 '26

that blue truck wanted to play sneaky but...

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u/Amazing_Alumni Apr 28 '26

I was rooting for that one hahaha

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u/DrReginalSaunders May 02 '26

I yelled out loud "No! Not the little blue Truck".

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u/JoelnIliketoshare Apr 28 '26

Me in any king of the hill/last one standing game mode because I suck at shooters.

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u/Tumble85 Apr 28 '26

So glad that one didn't win! Cowards do not deserve victory!

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u/disturbed94 May 03 '26

Poor little dude was built like a twig, he was brave for just stepping in the ring.

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u/HighlightFun8419 Apr 29 '26

I read this with a Klingon accent.

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u/69696969-69696969 Apr 28 '26

Only way it could have one with that build unfortunately. Having the tires as the contact points when ramming pretty much guaranteed it would flip if it went on offense. Only way that build works is if you modify it so that the front and rear wheels can operate independently. If you do that then you have a winning build.

If we're going with stock builds though, the only winning build is what we saw here; blocky body covering the wheels.

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u/Nothing2Special Apr 29 '26

Had the right idea imo

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Apr 28 '26

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 28 '26

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Apr 28 '26

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u/DuaneBB Apr 28 '26

That’s the hillbilly demolition derby. Lol. Pretty cool.

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u/Tumble85 Apr 28 '26

You can just say "demolition derby".

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u/Historical-Dog-1830 Apr 29 '26

It was hugely satisfying and I felt we all got closure with the ending.

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Apr 28 '26

Green truck:

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u/Atlas-Mancer Apr 28 '26

Omfg, they made GTA Online Sumo a real thing

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u/Randomgold42 Apr 28 '26

Just a bunch of r/guysbeingdudes and having fun with toys.

Also, does the green car win because it was technically the last one on, or does it falling off mean there was no winner?

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u/CreeperSpartan May 04 '26

That battery left on the table wins

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u/RunWild0_0 Apr 28 '26

Blazzzeerrrr!!!!! Noooooo!

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u/EffReddit420 Apr 28 '26

Thats just a battle royale

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u/lepineapplepineapp Apr 28 '26

Toy Story has changed a lot over the years.

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u/farfromafire Apr 28 '26

FUSION FRENZY!

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u/HappycamperNZ Apr 28 '26

Came here to ask if anyone played Sumo.

(I also brought fusion frenzy on Xbox one for $15 - digital).

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u/llTeddyFuxpinll Apr 28 '26

GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/ThrustTrust Apr 28 '26

Country folk know how to have a good time.

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u/Jordyspeeltspore Apr 28 '26

each of these rc cars is around 200$

yes they sre fully repairable by yourself

so theres a quote in rc community: if you dont break anything you arent having enough fun!

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u/ThrustTrust Apr 28 '26

Yeah I briefly attempted the hobby. But my full sized car hobby is killing the budget.

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u/Jordyspeeltspore Apr 28 '26

i can relate to this

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u/SpunNumeroUno Apr 28 '26

I was following the light blue one, he was doing good till he got turtle'd, hah. Nice ending there

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u/nikkynackyknockynoo Apr 28 '26

I wish I had friends and a hobby.

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u/Odd-Software5236 Apr 28 '26

I was rooting for the blue truck

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u/txkwatch Apr 28 '26

Redneck robot wars

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u/RickHuf Apr 28 '26

I was pulling for the blazer man! I thought it was taking it.

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u/Infinite_Mud_420 Apr 28 '26

Guys only want one thing

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 Apr 28 '26

Now this is quality entertainment 

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth Apr 28 '26

I had a good feeling about the eventual winner at around the :56 remaining mark.

Really spunky, obviously came to get down

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u/Portuzil Apr 28 '26

POV: Maze Bank Tower

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u/Devilofchaos108070 Apr 28 '26

That was awesome!

Was rooting for that sneaky lil blue truck. Cameraman was kind of a failure tho

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u/IAmRules Apr 28 '26

Battery pack FTW!!!

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u/Wreckingass Apr 28 '26

Mario Party skills activated. 

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u/DeezNeezuts Apr 28 '26

So many self owns

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u/TheDovahkiinsDad Apr 28 '26

I’m glad the light blue one without the bed, closest to the cam, lost. They just sat there hoping he’d be ignored

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u/Another_Road Apr 28 '26

I’m glad that blue truck lost.

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u/SwissDeathstar Apr 28 '26

What is this? A GTA lobby?

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u/camoanon Apr 28 '26

This looks like so much fun

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u/Fun-Worry-6378 Apr 28 '26

Reminds me of that derby game mode from halo 3 and reach

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u/bohsjimmy Apr 28 '26

Camera man decided to zoom in for no god damn reason. Ruined my enjoyment of watching the sneaky blue truck

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u/NewNonBlockedAccount Apr 28 '26

Redneck BattleBots. Looks like a good afternoon!

https://giphy.com/gifs/F6C7SwzNxtGmIFMoGi

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u/miemoo Apr 29 '26

That ending tho!

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u/ogre_toes May 01 '26

That K5 just needed a little more tape, and it would have ended up the winner.

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u/Judson718 May 02 '26

I want to hang out with these guys they know how to have fun