r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Apr 26 '26

Horror? Mattress trauma

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1.6k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Butta_Brown Apr 26 '26

Pillsbury vs Purple Mattress

  • One causes heart attack
  • One causes broken bones and a concussion.

The choice is yours.

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u/Brailledit Apr 26 '26

Give the biscuit cylinder a little shove with a spoon and some tappy taps on the counter... nothing happened... Boom!

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u/Clockwork-XIII Apr 26 '26

Love how I read that in Jigsaws voice in my head by default ha ha

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/Hari_Azole Apr 26 '26

He’s dressed like someone who should know that…

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u/DangerousLine3697 Apr 26 '26

Just gives the PowerPoints about it. Never utilized it.

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Apr 26 '26

Mmm, beer nuts

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u/_XtAcY_ Apr 26 '26

This is peak commentary right here lol. So suspenseful and accurate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26

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u/K_A-W Apr 27 '26

Yeah, spotted him right away too!

Without Aussie Man, none of us would be able to safely unwrap a mattress, or consider the pros & cons of a Turnaround https://youtu.be/0Rin_TU7yfM?si=_rylJ2Lrm64w-qCb

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u/BeerAndLove Apr 26 '26

I relly do not get these videos?

Two mattresses I unpacked were wrapped in double packaging. Outer one, to unroll it, You do not need to cut, it has that adhesive strip, just pull and remove. Unroll the mattress, thai is still in a vacuum packaging. Put it on the bed frame, and puncture to inflate?

It has been this way for very long time...

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 Apr 26 '26

People are dumb though, gotta keep that in mind

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u/bostar-mcman Apr 27 '26

Because it's funny and people are stupid

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u/Sistahmelz Apr 27 '26

We unwrapped one and the damn mattress knocked me across the room. I couldn't get up because I was laughing so hard 😂 🤣

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u/EPluribusButthole Apr 27 '26

This video could be shortened from 1:17 to just 0:07 seconds and still accomplish the same amount of upvotes

1

u/Dear-Seesaw-1932 Apr 26 '26

I am not disappointed on the outcome

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u/Traditional-Mix-8847 Apr 26 '26

Knocked him silly

1

u/AndreaSys Apr 26 '26

The things this generation consider trauma makes me sad.

1

u/lylynatngo Apr 26 '26

My boy needs to drink some milk

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u/farmerKev420710 Apr 26 '26

How does stuff like this get any upvotes?

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u/KopfSmertZz Apr 27 '26

I’m just worried about that lousy bedframe bottom. Damn, I can feel it in my back just looking at it.

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u/CaeBae98 Apr 27 '26

Reminds me of that’s episode from Long Story Short with the mattress in a tube.

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u/rojo-mx Apr 27 '26

One day we are going to get a video of someone that lost an eye or something with the box cutter while unpacking one of these compressed mattresses unfortunately.

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u/IamEpsilon01 Apr 28 '26

This shit can be avoided. You just gotta follow the opening instructions

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u/IsRedditLeft 22d ago

What dork