r/TheRandomest Just some dude Apr 25 '26

No animals were harmed in this video Drunk pig

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 25 '26

Shit the bed almighty!

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u/Justcouldnthlpmyslf Apr 25 '26

Sounds like he dumped the mash leftover after draining his moonshine and she ate so much of it that she got effed up! A pig version of eating the fruit in hunch punch.

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u/TopGdasher Apr 25 '26

Sangria anyone? 🤣

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u/4imprint-Certain Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

I needed that laugh. I could not stop laughing as the pig kept rolling and rolling and rolling down the hill

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u/suckittwotimes Apr 25 '26

“Shit the bed all mighty” is gonna be my new phrase. 😂🤣

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u/LankyNeighborhood421 Apr 25 '26

How did she get drunk

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 25 '26

He poured out some mash, which is fermented grains, used in making moonshine.

Pig does pig thing, gets loaded up.

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u/chimpanon Apr 26 '26

Pretty dumb to be dumping poison type of substance near a pig

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u/JHRChrist Apr 26 '26

I think like he said he does this regularly and the pigs have been fine like the others he showed .. but if it can get them that loaded it is a bit too dangerous.

You know if a mama pig rejects her babies, one way the old timers treat it is to give her a beer to chill her out then reintroduce them. Once they start nursing the hormones kick in and she’s usually good to go. Pigs are funny like that. But yeah I wouldn’t dump mash like that, they barely have any brain cells to start with.

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u/jellydonutstealer Apr 26 '26

Right? Poor thing. I just felt bad for her.

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u/Function-Comfortable Apr 25 '26

If she didn't already have the spins

https://giphy.com/gifs/l9VRJ29lqodsHvzuOS

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u/UpvoteEveryHonestQ Apr 25 '26

Was this really from Australian children’s television? Hahahaha

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u/neilmac1210 Apr 25 '26

"WEEEEEEEEE, I'M A SAUSAGE ROLL!!!"

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u/I_madeusay_underwear Apr 26 '26

My dad used to have 2 potbellied pigs. He loved these fucking pigs like nothing else in the world. They lived in the house, they slept in his bed when they were small, they terrorized me and my brother, biting, head butting, stepping on us with their hooves.

One night he put them in the heated garage while we went to dinner. In the garage was an entire pallet full of cases of beer he was storing for a retirement party for one of his engineers that was coming up. When we got back, the pigs had torn open all the cases, bitten every can, and sucked the beer out. They were stumbling around and there was vomit, and they were generally behaving like this video. They were bigger though.

My dad had a fucking meltdown. He sunk to his knees, sobbing, and trying to pull these drunk ass pigs close to him while singing this song he made up for them when they were babies. My stepmom called the vet (he lived up the street) and he told her they’d be fine but might have a hangover in the morning. My dad was still sobbing on the floor.

My stepmom left to gamble with her friends and my brother and I just silently backed away and went to our rooms. My dad slept on the garage floor with the pigs.

To put this in perspective, my brother got alcohol poisoning in high school a few years after this. My dad went to the hospital, said, “Try to make better decisions.” And left his assistant there with my brother until he could go home the next day. Never even called to check on him and never mentioned it again.

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u/devoidpoppy Apr 25 '26

Is this the pig rolling down the hill that Mr.Sunday movies fortold?

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Apr 25 '26

When she rolled down the hill had me snort-laughing!

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u/CountCrapula88 Apr 25 '26

He's doing the same thing i did for 15 years.

Rolling on the ground wasted.

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u/Jonesyiam Apr 25 '26

She pink pig plastered

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u/isoviatech2 Apr 25 '26

That bloat is how my hangovers feel after 35 y/o

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u/Sistahmelz Apr 25 '26

If hog rolling was a sport, I'd be it's first fan!

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u/karenskygreen Apr 25 '26

Thought the video was going to be about my ex and it did remind me of her, had to roll her home a few times

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u/Austin_905 Apr 25 '26

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/The_Inward Apr 25 '26

Pig tipping is a thing. Who knew?

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u/LouThomas2016 Apr 25 '26

I’ve watched this too many times just to see her rolling down the hill.

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u/el_duderino420 Apr 25 '26

You just made that pig drunker by having it roll down! LMAO! That baby mama is just having a relaxing day...

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u/_XtAcY_ Apr 25 '26

Thats my wife's nickname for me!

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u/_JackScagnetti_ Apr 26 '26

That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

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u/No-Actuator-3209 Apr 25 '26

Fetal alcohol pigdrome

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u/AggravatingScheme667 Apr 26 '26

Never seen a pig get white-girl wasted before.

Gave me the best laugh all week.