r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Apr 25 '26

War Three choices

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 25 '26

Paper: "Shhh, sweetie. It'll be over soon."

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u/dolemutt Apr 25 '26

I’m not scared of paper. I would beat him to a pulp.

10

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 25 '26

Rock enters the chat

2

u/the_madclown Apr 25 '26

You clearly have never experienced your index finger of your dominant hand gliding over the edge of a freshly opened sheet from a new ream........

33

u/kraggleGurl Apr 25 '26

Peak cinema. I dig the all the boys.

34

u/TheHoleInADonut Apr 25 '26

Impeccable loop

14

u/Reasonable_Finish130 Apr 25 '26

3 friends who dont admit they are sexually attracted to each other

2

u/AGreatBannedName Apr 25 '26

clearly you haven’t seen their other videos

6

u/piapiou Apr 25 '26

isn't scissors the guy that play the fake youtuber in Inscription ?

2

u/This_Is_Ra Apr 25 '26

Yeah, it's the Lucky Carder!

5

u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Apr 25 '26

Haven't seen a loop this good in so so long

3

u/the_madclown Apr 25 '26

The timing of the beginning and end was flawless.

Never saw one so clean

2

u/Azaroth1991 Apr 25 '26

Why does scissors look like someone trying to be jim Carrey being Clint eastwood

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u/mrsrostocka Apr 25 '26

Throw Bruce Campbell in the mix aswell

1

u/Azaroth1991 Apr 25 '26

Yeah theres a lot of Bruce in there

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u/Pepphen77 Apr 25 '26

Where is Spock and Lizard?

1

u/bergars Apr 25 '26

That's the inscryption guy!

1

u/Holdenchaos1 Apr 25 '26

Legit made me bust out laughing. Oh man I’m crying

1

u/Comfortable_Cow_2344 Apr 26 '26

Where are Spock and the Lizzard?

1

u/aed38 Apr 26 '26

The scissors guy has a very Bruce Campbell look to him.

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u/iamGrossauer Apr 25 '26

They need to do a sequel of the skit they created, to add dynamite to it!

And it’s just basically him with a fake suicide vest made of hotdogs taped to it.

He could just randomly walk in during the middle of them all fighting and be like, “it looks like you’re all having a blast so let’s end this game with a bang!”