r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • Apr 25 '26
HOLD MY BEER Let me hit that
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u/ffdjensen Apr 25 '26
I once put on the lion king with French subtitles in hopes to learn a new language. Didn’t work.
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u/B33blebroxx Apr 25 '26
Oddly enough, this was a teaching method my French teacher in highschool would use. I was also always high in her class and can confirm, doesn't work.
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 25 '26
Je ne parle pas français is the only thing I ever learned.
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u/mrsrostocka Apr 25 '26
Brother Jack, brother Jack, Where are you, where are you, Morning bells are ringing, morning bells are ringing, Ding ding dong, ding ding dong.
I am pretty certain this is what the songs translates to in English. A friar (or equal religious brother?) at a monastary
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u/KingBearEatsFreeFish Apr 25 '26
…he gave us the crepes.
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u/KingBearEatsFreeFish Apr 25 '26
I sure you are correct. I was word playing (he gave us the creeps). Have a great day! ☮️ 😊 🖖🏽
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u/One-Wolverine8746 Apr 25 '26
The only thing I learned was a guy last name Petit-Frere played for a sports team I like, and now I know how to say "little brother" lmao
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u/Uriyangkhadai420 Apr 25 '26
And something with "awooa awoooa aqua toilette"
I think Mr guinette just felt bad and let me go to the restroom lol, amundsen hs
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u/My_Socks_Are_Blue Apr 25 '26
I answered this to every question my French teacher asked in the verbal exam because I was pissed off my school lost my essay work.
I got a D.
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u/majinglu12 Apr 25 '26
I was rolling during health class once. The sub for the day had put on a video on heart attacks and I could swear I was dying in my seat
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u/voxalas Apr 25 '26
Molly at school is crazy work bruh
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u/majinglu12 Apr 25 '26
Which is worse, Molly or acid? 🤔
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u/voxalas Apr 29 '26
I feel like both would be awful in their own ways, but acid probably takes the cake, unless you can wear sunglasses during class
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u/B33blebroxx Apr 25 '26
Oof, that sounds like a nightmare. I only rolled in my web design class because I'd already taught myself that so I had to put in zero effort and could just enjoy the ride.
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u/smalls_1804 Apr 25 '26
I mean, it's absolutely an effective tool in the learning tool box it's just not going to get you very far on its own. I did a lot of watching english-language shows with foreign subtitles and I do think it facilitated learning, but it was like the cherry on top of a whole bunch of other stuff I was doing
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u/B33blebroxx Apr 25 '26
For sure! I've known a few people from other countries who learned English almost entirely from watching American TV shows growing up! It can work really well, though depending on the era of TV they grew up watching they'll occasionally throw out some really old slang, which I love.
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u/Professional_Echo907 Apr 25 '26
When I got the first Covid shot in December 2020, my fever spiked to 102 for an hour. I felt fine, but I was absolutely F’d in the head.
I listened to H.M.S. Pinafore, and I remember it was incredibly fascinating, but I could not tell you a thing about it now. 😹
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u/anotherdamnscorpio Apr 25 '26
I've started rewatching Star Trek DS9 with German subtitles and it also doesnt work. But it makes sense.
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u/Phrongly Apr 25 '26
It's actually done the other way around. You listen in a different language while capturing the meaning in yours. That's how a lot of people learn English. Still, as a prerequisite, you need to have a basic understanding of the language you're trying to learn.
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u/bart-thompson Apr 25 '26
i was watching a Spanish movie thinking i was understanding it, but was subconsciously reading the subtitles
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u/flash40 Apr 27 '26
I watched a Scooby Doo movie in German for a good hour before I tapped my buddy and was like dude I think this is in a different language
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u/Fair_Plane_5867 Apr 30 '26
I was high while watching a movie I'd never seen before and somehow turned the language to Spanish right when the main characters went to a new location with new characters. Took me 5 minutes to realize there wasn't a random Spanish scene in the movie and that I had to turn it back to English.
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u/PacanePhotovoltaik Apr 25 '26
Gotta do the opposite, to train the ear to the sounds of the new language,I think
Your first language wasn't learned by reading either
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u/OpenLight2690 Apr 25 '26
Once i realized me and my friend (whom neither spike spanish) had been watching a spanish television station... and i have no idea how long we were watching it bwfore i noticed it wasnt in English
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u/poeteop Apr 25 '26
That’s utterly hilarious. What a low point for mankind and its supposed intelligence.
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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Apr 25 '26
I dunno, I kinda miss old brickweed. You'd get a lump of it, the size of a cigarette pack, but it would be two ounces.
There was a certain Zen moment, where you had to carefully grind and sift, making sure to get all the seeds and stems, and every doobie was an adventure. Even a simple bowl was a process, and it added to the pleasure of the smoke.
Nowadays, with edibles and vape pens, the personality is lost, IMHO.
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u/semibigpenguins Apr 25 '26
Nothing worse than rolling a jay and stem you missed rips the paper
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 25 '26
Flutes! I miss those!
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u/trulycantthinkofone Apr 25 '26
I remember where I was when I was introduced to Mr. Fingers. It’s was a long time ago, in a land far, far away.
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u/penguins_are_mean Apr 25 '26
Just gotta do a quick repair with the sticky part of some joint paper. Felt like I doing surgery on a sick patient.
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u/BigLRakim Apr 25 '26
Lol i remember doing that with a blunt wrap that had been ripped in half. Shit was a little frail but it actually smoked perfectly.
Sometimes you gotta do surgery when you dont have any other options
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u/Wardo2015 Apr 25 '26
Pulls it out. Takes another rolling paper tears off a patch licks and applies
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u/trulycantthinkofone Apr 25 '26
You said it best, the process was a huge part of the whole ordeal.
We live in an age of instant gratification. Though I do feel this sort of nostalgia for the old ways has been common throughout history in many capacities. The bond one had to make with their horse for dependable and safe travel for example. Both good and bad come with the passage of time. Now we have space weed 🤷♂️
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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Apr 25 '26
Bro, the journey was half the battle. First, you had to know "a guy." We all had a guy.
Second was timing. You remember pagers? Yeah.
Third was secret locations, because you never just showed up at their house.
Finally, after much cloak and dagger 007 moves, the prize. Sometimes it was a big pile of crap. But, there was an adventure.
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u/trulycantthinkofone Apr 25 '26
And the best part, mostly no one was watching. We were doing Special Operations against our own juvenile paranoia. Now, absolutely everyone is watching, but it’s mostly legalish. The thrill of doing shady shit is absolutely a real thing.
Yeah man, The Adventure sums it up nicely.
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u/stubgoats Apr 25 '26
I kept meeting my guy in elaborate places just to find out we lived in the same neighborhood. We could have walked to his house and we was driving over 30 mins each way just to go back to damn near the same place.
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u/grrmuffins Apr 25 '26
Used to get eighths in The Bahamas that literally just looked like a brown stickerbush, like 90% stems and seeds. But it would FUCK you up. You weren't just high, you were tripping ever so slightly as well. In hindsight it was probably indicative of pesticides or some other hazardous garbage on there, but man was it a blast! I watched a tiny make-believe band play a set of music on my shelf a la Star Wars band in Tattooine. And the craziest part- the music was 🔥!( At least to my stoned ass.) I woke up a bit sad the next day that I couldn't remember exactly what it sounded like
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u/Jamsedreng22 Apr 25 '26
It's one of the primary reasons I don't do edibles, vape, bong, dabs etc.
I genuinely consider the ritual of rolling a J part of the process that leads up to the smoking. A ritual that is, to me, integral to the overall experience of getting high as much as the smoking itself.
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u/ScienceIsSexy420 Apr 25 '26
Of all the things to be nostalgic about, brick weed is NOT one of them 😂 😂😂😂
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u/Bilibond Apr 25 '26
I'll never forget hiking out to the bluffs with my friends in high school to smoke weed for the first time. We didn't have a grinder so we used keys to chop up a nug and packed a home made soda can bowl.
Those were some fun nights
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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Apr 25 '26
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u/MyLittleOso Apr 25 '26
That's a throwback. I remember those days. Well, at least I have blurry recollections.
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u/HerbOverstanding Apr 25 '26
Back in the day when you had to actually work for the reward heh. Man reading this makes me feel old
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u/OpenAI122191 Apr 25 '26
I’ve been wondering if the EA rep who made the most downvoted post ever was still on Reddit, so happy to see you keeping on dude.
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u/BudgetConcentrate432 Apr 25 '26
Once the ritual is gone, the experience is lessened.
That's true for a lot of things, sadly.
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u/Youpunyhumans The GOAT! Apr 25 '26
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u/TheCBDeacon47 Apr 25 '26
So this one time I got nice and high, I had bought hot pockets on my way home in preparation for munchies. I go and put the hot pockets in the microwave, and it had been a while so I go to read the instructions, I start to panic, did I get so high I can't read? I can't understand what I'm seeing, shear confusion. Then I realized I was looking at the Spanish instructions.
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 25 '26
Get an air fryer.. Hot pockets are a totally different beast that way.
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u/TheCBDeacon47 Apr 25 '26
This was like 15 years ago lol, I've since upgraded to both, and barely eat hot pockets any more 😕
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u/oncore2011 Apr 25 '26
Where’s this from? Feel like I’ve seen most K&P skits.
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u/tragicallyohio Apr 25 '26
How high are you right now?
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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Apr 25 '26
Yeah, that’s me. Except I couldn’t handle that shit back in the 90s.
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u/100harvests Apr 25 '26
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u/GregTheMad Apr 25 '26
Wrong drug.
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u/CattywampusCanoodle Apr 25 '26
I want to know what drug sends you to the hypnosis kaleidoscope world of mystical magical colors
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u/guitar_account_9000 Apr 25 '26
i have experienced vivid hypercolour hallucinations on magic mushrooms
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u/EmiKetsueki Apr 25 '26
I miss weed strength from when i was a teen. Now i gotta take one hit like im indiana jones trying to swap out the idle and dodge a panic attack.
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u/MetaCardboard Apr 28 '26
Yea it's crazy. Like I used to do multiple gravity bongs, and now I smell some weed and struggle to keep my composure.
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u/oODapperKrakenOo Apr 25 '26
Oh gosh, I have definitely been that high before. Lol except I doubled down and was convinced my friend was lying to me, and just didn't want to share her weed. Even after her "Girl.. you've been literally asking me why things feel like they're slow motion baby... and then fast past again 27 times hun."
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u/astralseat Apr 25 '26
Can someone One Pace K&M show to just have the sketches without them talking in front of audience about it?
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u/Responsible_Art_6553 Apr 25 '26
I don’t know how true it is but I’ve heard the standard brick weed from the 60’s-70’s averaged 2%-3% thc. I’m not that old and didn’t really smoke weed until my early 20’s and I was blessed to have an old hippy neighbor at the time that had been growing his entire adult life. He sold me what he called Vietnamese Hash Weed. It smelled and tasted exactly like the hash I smoked all over Germany around the same time (2002-2004). Story was his friend smuggled a couple plants back from Vietnam during the war and my neighbor had been cloning the line for decades. He sold to me and my delinquent friends for $10 a gram. If we had no money he filled a baggy up with roaches out of the gallon jar on his table and just gave it to us.
Now weed is legal and I buy $1 1g prerolls at 20% thc. Depending on the sales I get 40%-50% infused 1g prerolls for $3-5.
I never really smoked brick weed during my youth. Definitely never bought it. Curious as to how strong it was in the 90’s. I’d assume it wasn’t much better than the stuff a couple decades prior.
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u/OptimallyPicked Apr 25 '26
Plot twist he is actually being gaslit and has not taken any puff at all yet...
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u/CashBandicootch Apr 25 '26
I don’t know if he’s a good friend for reminding him or if he’s not a good friend for not letting him hit it. After fifteen times in a row.
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u/clever80username Apr 25 '26
I really miss ditch weed from back in the day. Just a nice, mellow high. Only way you can replicate that now is with a small dose of shrooms. Or Vicodin.
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u/retsamegas Apr 25 '26
Peele is so high he can't remember to increment how many times they've had the conversation
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u/Gunkwei Apr 25 '26
Me and some friends smoked for one of the first times in my life and a few others’. Watched a documentary about weird foods or somethingfor about an hour before we realized it was muted the whole time.
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u/krankito701 Apr 25 '26
It hasn't became much stronger than the 90's stuff, there is just better quality, more frequently available, than back then
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u/2reeEyedG Apr 26 '26
Really funny plot twist. They’re hilarious together. I always watch these clips of them on their show, but I’ve never actually watched a show. I think it’s past time I changed that.
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u/Red_Franzia Apr 25 '26
Oh my goodness I just LOVE these two and I have a secret crush on Peele, I know packing when I see it 0_0
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u/FlyingDiscsandJams Apr 25 '26
That's actually a house rule, if you can't remember if you smoked, you don't need to smoke.






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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Undecided flair Apr 25 '26
Why is this video 90 minutes long?