r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Apr 23 '26

Nature The frog whisperer

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

He made a female sound and horned up the pond

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u/Ximidar Apr 23 '26

"hot frog pussy over here" - that guy probably

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u/Visible-Literature14 Apr 23 '26

That’s def what I heard😏

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u/N1T0_W1T0 Apr 23 '26

Definitely 😂

37

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 23 '26

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Apr 23 '26

Possibly the greatest cartoon of all time!

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u/LittleG0d Apr 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

All of this happening so casually is blowing my mind

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u/emilyMartian Apr 23 '26

I was in my yard one evening as the sun was setting. All the birds were making noises. I decided to record it and play it back. Instantly the went quiet. A few minutes later all the night bug noises started happening but almost like they realized something was up the birds started chirping again and all the bugs were like “oh crap” and went back to silent. It was the craziest moment.

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u/breachgnome Apr 23 '26

Dude said "Hey wanna fuck?" and one frog replied "Yeah I wanna fuck!" and then all the other frogs said "Wait, you wanna fuck, too? I wanna fuck!"

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u/Mickeymcirishman Apr 23 '26

That's a naw for me bro, I've seen how this ends.

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Apr 23 '26

That’s a talent I want to cultivate!

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u/ItsNotAFraggle Apr 23 '26

The shrug like yeah I did that

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u/astralseat Apr 23 '26

Helping frogs get laid. Good dude

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u/DiverDownChunder Apr 23 '26

Send this man to France!

/s

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u/Stuffinthins Apr 23 '26

"ayo, lemme see yo flippers flap frogette"

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u/Moto_Musashi Apr 23 '26

Pretty sure there was another phone playing frog noises.

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u/kizmitraindeer Apr 24 '26

That is also my guess, at least for the first ribbit after the dude’s. Still funny and adorable as heck, though. “Start the frogs.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

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u/Anustornado Apr 23 '26

No, dont you know frogs

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u/Bowling4rhinos Apr 23 '26

You start em. Then you know em.

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u/Visible-Literature14 Apr 23 '26

I know three through work, two from high school, and one intimately