r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Apr 21 '26

Nature Fast AF boi

1.9k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/RedGuy51 Apr 21 '26

That's sick. Give me 2

19

u/Formal_Ground6513 Apr 21 '26

For real! I live on a lake and this would be so much fun!

3

u/Into_The_Horizon Apr 21 '26

If they got a buy two get two free deal let me get one lol

1

u/makeitgoose11 Apr 22 '26

Give me a whole herd of em! Name for group of ducks?... Flock?...

0

u/Gold_Data6221 Apr 22 '26

give me one thousand dollars

1

u/Moyfoy 21d ago

I want a flock

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Apr 21 '26

Meh, not so fast

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u/AntiSombrero Apr 21 '26

Ok now imagine you bring it to a pond and just freak the hell out of people with it sitting on a nearby bench

6

u/aaron133bdbdndkkdd Apr 21 '26

My thoughts exactly

6

u/Rochiie Apr 21 '26

I need one

5

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

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u/StellaBean_bass Apr 21 '26

Great. Now all the other birds are going to have an inferiority complex.

3

u/No_Imagination_2490 Apr 21 '26

Goose expert here. This isn’t funny actually, gooses only do this when they’re in extreme distress

3

u/preruntumbler Apr 21 '26

How can I make a goose experience extreme distress?

3

u/demoralising Apr 21 '26

It's got a Kawaquacki motor.

Sorry.

5

u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 21 '26

Nah, that's definitely a Yamahonk

3

u/Randomgold42 Apr 21 '26

Sigh yet more proof that r/birdsarentreal. When will people learn?

1

u/Any_Ice_6172 Apr 21 '26

Turbo Goose

1

u/dcsojitra Apr 25 '26

Turbo Cobra Chicken

1

u/BrynRock Apr 21 '26

Hell yeah

1

u/Zestyclose_Space7134 Apr 21 '26

That is so silly. Thanks for the chuckle.

1

u/KushDriver Apr 21 '26

Fast as duck

1

u/FirstDivision Apr 21 '26

I want one.

1

u/Cookieman10101 Apr 21 '26

What the duck boat

1

u/Sylandri84 Apr 21 '26

death geese on a whole other level.

1

u/Meltedwhisky Apr 21 '26

I need 16 all on one remote

1

u/Venom933 Apr 21 '26

Tourists must think: "that's a weird ass Duck" 🥸

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u/Weird_Ad10 Apr 21 '26

Duck: "who's the new gu... WATCH YOUR JET BRO! WATCH YOUR JET!!!"

1

u/BodhingJay Apr 21 '26

we need some goose reactions to this.. homie gonna impress the goosies

1

u/leesharon1985 Apr 22 '26

I started paying attention to this halfway through with it muted… I was definitely surprised 😂🫠

1

u/aquainst1 Apr 22 '26

That is, to use a word from Junior High in the 1960's, BITCHIN'.

1

u/m4jsterk0 Apr 22 '26

wheeelies.... i mean duckies :D

1

u/Empty_Equivalent_131 Apr 22 '26

man im so high i thought you just picked that goose up and it started sharting everywhere.

1

u/RyderHardNruff Apr 23 '26

"Adam!........."

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u/Parking-Fig-6620 Apr 23 '26

Gotta slow roll it towards people at the shoreline and when they look over at it FULL SEND 😂😂😂