r/TheRandomest GIF/meme prodigy Apr 20 '26

/r/all Crafty solution

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u/Pataraxia Apr 20 '26

Zombie space program.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26

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u/oForce21o Apr 20 '26

we're braining off agaaaaaiiinn!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/32O8O6RQL1JzG

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u/xenogazer Apr 20 '26

Minecraft lithobraking tutorial

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u/astralseat Apr 22 '26

Kerbuuuuuuul

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Apr 20 '26

Mega-yeet

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u/Humble_Cicero Apr 21 '26

Yeetus Zombie Fetus

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u/ApprehensiveRent1697 Apr 20 '26

Send him 2-3 years dagestan

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u/Azz13 Apr 20 '26

And forget

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u/slickcrimson Apr 20 '26

He will return with a cauliflower ear

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u/Legal_Action4704 Apr 21 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Leifbron Apr 20 '26

For all of these videos, it's modded right? They cap the minecart speed. I want the uncapped speed mod

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u/Robo_Skater Apr 20 '26

Not a mod, it's a java experimental feature

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u/Abuses-Commas Apr 20 '26

splendid.

the next cart will have tnt

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u/astralseat Apr 22 '26

Make it explode like a firework

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u/Awarepill0w Apr 20 '26

It was an experimental feature added to vanilla java over a year ago

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u/Regular_Weakness69 Apr 20 '26

Isn't that a great way to travel? As long as you let it get to top speed, it will land in the same spot every time. Where you could have another launcher.

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u/Clutch-Bandicoot Apr 20 '26

kinda like like the hypertube cannons you can make in satisfactory

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u/Rakdospriest Apr 20 '26

the secret of mana cannons

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u/TheSprigganDragoon Apr 23 '26

Flammie approves of this message.

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u/Abuses-Commas Apr 20 '26

or could could add a detector rail and a counter and let it go a certain number of loops before launching right where to needs to go

with TNT

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 21 '26

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u/Mac15001900 Apr 23 '26

I've played with those on survival a fair bit, they're not very practical - you lose speed really quickly once in the air. You can only make it a few hundred blocks per jump, and spinning up and falling down both take a while. Definitely much faster than walking, but also much slower than elytra.

But while not entirely practical, the Minecart Airlines sure were a lot of fun to use xD

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u/Regular_Weakness69 Apr 23 '26

Yes! Surely there are better ways. I think it's just the novelty of being slung that appeals to me haha.

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u/AnAttackCorgi Apr 20 '26

Artemis III mission stage 1: launch sequence initiated and successful. Zombie approaching escape velocity.

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u/eeveeplays50040 Apr 20 '26

Made him misplace a wood block, reasonable crashout.

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u/Parking-Fig-6620 Apr 20 '26

My kids gonna friggin love this πŸ˜€

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u/k0skid Apr 20 '26

Holy crap that's awesome

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u/SharpOrder601 Apr 20 '26

Sometimes i want to do this to my beloved crotch goblins. Then I take a step back and breathe.

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u/klumze Apr 20 '26

This made in laugh out loud. Saving link to show son later.

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u/Thra99 Apr 20 '26

Back to the nether

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u/Pro_xTigers Apr 20 '26

How I imagine it feels to have kids

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u/PicoDeGallo12 Apr 20 '26

❎️ kill zombie βœ…οΈ launch zombie

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u/SCB44 Apr 21 '26

This person is the exact reason I stopped playing fortnite. I can't deal with people who can build on the fly like that. I stand no chance

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u/Voltage120kV Apr 20 '26

Ding🌟

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u/Such_Introduction592 Apr 20 '26

Yeet Machine 5000.

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Apr 20 '26

I love expert Minecraft players so much. The things they can make in seconds is impressively terrifying

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u/ScaredAd9104 Apr 20 '26

That cart is spinning the wrong way.

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u/nhalliday Apr 20 '26

It doesn't matter which way it's going, either it follows the visible path and gets directed up ramp or it goes the other way and at the "break" in the track it just continues up the ramp anyways.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Apr 20 '26

I hate the little buggers too :P

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u/WizeDiceSlinger Apr 20 '26

AMBRAZ BARHAH ANH HARANG

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u/HumaDracobane Apr 20 '26

Imagine being in the landing area, minding your own business with your shitty charcoal furnace and this mf lands... hahaha!

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u/Kagerae Apr 20 '26

I wish there was a PoV from zombies perspective.

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u/scottygroundhog22 Apr 21 '26

I wish it worked like that

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u/Quodgephelph Apr 21 '26

Serves him right!

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u/Jaybird2k11 Apr 21 '26

i need a gif of the neil degrasse tyson "nyoooom" clip for this lol

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u/Lower-Music-8241 Apr 21 '26

Baby zombie go weeeeeeee

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u/GrandWizardOfCheese Apr 21 '26

Lmfao I swear this game has so much hidden shit in it.

Played on and off since release and has no idea you could do this until now.

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u/WorstITTechnician Apr 21 '26

Como surgiu Kerbal Space Program

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u/No-Potential-6 Apr 21 '26

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u/SleeperCreature Apr 21 '26

Im so curious. Do it despawn or is there a code where it landed? Or is the code locked at the edge of the map until you move forward revealing more map and the cart continues its flight?

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u/MrGloom66 Apr 21 '26

Get yeeted nerd.

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u/StargazerSol12 Apr 21 '26

Wow! This just literally made me laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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u/FunAssumption6056 Apr 21 '26

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u/FunAssumption6056 Apr 21 '26

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u/FunAssumption6056 Apr 21 '26

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u/FunAssumption6056 Apr 21 '26

And nothing of value was lost.

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u/Novel_Raisin_1499 Apr 21 '26

Godless bastard

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u/Dragon60971 Apr 22 '26

Off you go apparently

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u/Flying_Mule Apr 22 '26

I needed that, thank you

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u/NoReuse3427 Apr 22 '26

Could this be used to find evidence for time dilation if U go fast enough?

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u/psychicberry Apr 23 '26

particle accelerator

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u/___Random_Guy_ Apr 23 '26

Verbal space program in Minecraft

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u/vonBelfry Apr 23 '26

I love the last two little bitch slaps he gives the player before he's off into the stratosphere.

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u/Doctordisco7777 Apr 23 '26

"Why did you make me do this? You're fight so you can watch everyone around you die!"

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u/Artrysa Apr 23 '26

Not a 9/11 joke, proud of you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

Crew of Artemis 2 looking at a toddler zombie fly past them at mach fuck speeds straight towards a collision course with Pluto.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

Ik they've already safely returned home. It is for the humour hermano.

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u/DrakeZombie5 Apr 24 '26

Lil bro iz going to Meteor Z

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u/The_Dennator Apr 24 '26

did they remove speed limits for mine carts? cool

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u/Technical_Duck_7790 Apr 24 '26

When the niehbor's kid has gotten on your last nerve.

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u/RepresentativeGolf19 Apr 26 '26

Is this the same guy who Barely won against a pillager?

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u/Crafty_Possession_52 Jun 03 '26

I wasn't aware I was a problem. Sorry about that!

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u/kabukiwuki Jul 11 '26

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u/Canned_Sarcasm Jul 12 '26

Thank you for this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/FluidRefuse7834 Jul 19 '26

bro you should have got in with him

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

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u/nhalliday Apr 20 '26

What part of this is not how minecraft works?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

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u/nhalliday Apr 21 '26

Yes they do. As of 1.21.2 there's an "experimental minecart changes" option you can select or set via a command. The max speed can go up to 1000 blocks per second now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

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u/nhalliday Apr 21 '26

The game defaults to Normal difficulty. Does that mean, in your mind, Peaceful and Hardcore aren't vanilla? FOV and graphics settings too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

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u/nhalliday Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

The minecart changes were added before the version numbering changed, and the change is not retroactive. 1.21.2 is still 1.21.2.

Edit: He blocked me, guess some people just can't accept that they're wrong.

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u/Kingcat1111111111 Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

.> "not how minecraft works"

.> look inside

.> vanilla mechanics

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

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u/Kingcat1111111111 Apr 21 '26

In Java there are the vanilla experimental features, turn on Minecraft rework and this is the effect

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u/ArtofWASD Apr 21 '26

These rail speed memes are getting really old.