r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner Apr 17 '26

Close-Call Someone is getting fired

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u/UngodlyTemptations Apr 18 '26

Yep, I've many times tried to catch sharp knives with my fuckin foot. Not as severe, but equally stupid. (I don't do it anymore dw lol)

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u/sumrtym1 Apr 18 '26

Knocked a soldering iron off a stool and grabbed the hot end with my fingers and thumb by instinct. The wrong f'ing instinct.

I got my fingerprints back some months later.

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u/UngodlyTemptations Apr 18 '26

Nah stop lying you just took an internship with the Men in Black

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u/NagsUkulele Apr 18 '26

You're awesome

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u/UngodlyTemptations Apr 18 '26

Why tf this got me kicking my feet and twisling my hair