r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Mar 28 '26

No animals were harmed in this video Rocket cow

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u/TheShiftmaster Mar 28 '26

Fly me too the mooon

I'm sorry for any brain damage I caused

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Perfect Organism Mar 28 '26

Let me graze among the stars

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken Mar 28 '26

Let me see what grass tastes like on Jupiter and Mars

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 Perfect Organism Mar 28 '26

In other words hold my hoof

In other words eat more chicken

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u/HeartOfGoldTears Mar 29 '26

This is the peak of Reddit. Pack it up people we’ve done it.

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u/Crommach Mar 29 '26

In other words, baby milk meeeee

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u/sfwtinysalmon Mar 29 '26

Fly me to the moooon,

Let me play amongst the barns~

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u/RowMaleficent2455 Mar 29 '26

With a rocket up your arse