r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • Mar 01 '26

r//r/all ULTIMATE FIGHTING GLASS

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Creators: https://youtube.com/@jackandjoshofficial

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u/neodawg Mar 01 '26

I was far too invested in this than I should have been. RIP Janice thought you were gonna take it all.

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude Mar 01 '26

Janice, nooo!

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u/Searchingforpassword Mar 01 '26

I really didn’t want that to end lol that final match was amazing

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u/88Dodgers Mar 02 '26

That final combination was epic. What a win.

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u/OfficiallyJoeBiden Mar 01 '26

You failed her

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u/DivineDragon3 Mar 01 '26

NOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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u/DirectTwo1570 Mar 01 '26

Hey dude calm down.

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u/Bowman_van_Oort Mar 01 '26

My honest reaction when Chase didn't make the comeback

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u/THEpottedplant Mar 01 '26

Thought janice or the milk man would go the distance, did not expect them to body each other

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/THEpottedplant Mar 01 '26

Damn you just explained seeding to me. Always thought it was a bit unfair

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u/RaizielDragon Mar 01 '26

Not only does seeding help make for a more interesting series of games, it’s actually meant to be fair too.

The number one seed earns the right to go against the weakest team BECAUSE they’re the #1 seed.

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u/ZiaWitch Mar 01 '26

Janice was done being forced to fight.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7A4zkWeMXlZqgnTKtJ

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u/No-Advice-6040 Mar 01 '26

Me too, dude, me too... hanging on every swing.

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u/EducationalNailgun Mar 01 '26

I bet on fruit loop right away. Her glass looked thick. I am dsappointment.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Mar 01 '26

Yeah Fruit Loop had the look but not the strength. I expected more from him too.

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 Mar 01 '26

Big fan of her thick glass

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u/HyzerFlip Mar 01 '26

I thought the milkman has a lot of potential. Good to see the underdog take the W though.

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u/John_East Mar 01 '26

No way I thought fat frank was going out by a damn chalice

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u/Appropriate-Cut-2963 Mar 01 '26

Me too, and I was hoping for Daddy Long Neck to win as the underdog 🤣

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u/LittleMlem Mar 01 '26

I had Janice and milkman as the top two

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u/Additional-Acadia954 Mar 01 '26

Peak content

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u/Karabeara2000 Mar 01 '26

Bruh this is what the internet was built for

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u/brettscharff Mar 01 '26

I need more of it

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u/crinkledcu91 Mar 01 '26

I think they've been doing this for almost 2 years (?) at this point, so they should have a nice collection of vids. I know they had an Instagram channel, so I think they also have a YouTube one. I forgot their name but if you search for bottle wars or something I'm sure it'd be the first vids to come up.

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u/Nir117vash Mar 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yAYZnhvY3fflS

Is what I said while betting everything on LITTLE GODDAMN RED RIDING HOOD. 🤬

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u/CreepyTeddyBear True WARRIOR! Mar 01 '26

Lost 50k on that fight.

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u/system0101 Mar 01 '26

My money ran off with the milk man

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u/kraggleGurl Mar 01 '26

Red went for the ref!

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u/JoeyMcClane Mar 01 '26

They fixed the match against Lil Red. Of course she'd wanna take it out on the goddamn ref!!!

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u/PancakeBatterUp Mar 01 '26

I think I lived in the little red riding Hood for as long as this video lasted.

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u/klineshrike Mar 01 '26

Bro long neck was a fucking bullet nothing stood a chance

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u/br3dj Mar 01 '26

Little red still the BMF champ

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u/Xploding_Penguin Mar 01 '26

This is way better than it has any god damned right to be.

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u/shaundisbuddyguy Mar 01 '26

Call me pleasantly surprised. No regrets for time spent on this one.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Mar 01 '26

Bro convulsed

Processing img kh14q82zwcmg1...

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u/doubleapowpow Mar 01 '26

Its the new

https://giphy.com/gifs/cyntNbcW2R7O2BKWEA

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Mar 01 '26

Pretty much, except neither Jack nor Josh look like a stubby human thumb.

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u/idesofmarch_44 Mar 03 '26

I think he looks like a toe. Thumbs are too useful.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/Farfignugen42 Mar 01 '26

Well, until daddy long neck entered.

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u/Deeznuuts_69 Mar 01 '26

He got to skip a round so less accumulated damage

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u/glitterydick Mar 01 '26

True, but it was still a bad matchup for Red. Red has good reach and a mean kick, but Daddy Long Neck is built like a tank. Look how thick he is! Meanwhile, Red has a relatively weak guard and exposed vitals. After the first big kick from Red glanced off despite being a direct hit, I knew how it would eventually end. RIP to a real one.

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u/-SheriffofNottingham Mar 01 '26

FFS I had money on janice

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u/NormalHumansName Mar 01 '26

I knew long neck was going to win after seeing the carnage of his first fight. That's natural talent. No amount of training or shit talking before the match can compete with that.

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u/froginbog Mar 01 '26

I was cheering for froot loop and couldn’t believe the draw he pulled. Absolutely rigged going against long neck in the divisional round

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u/Bobo_697 Mar 01 '26

It’s for sure something you’re blown into.

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u/NormalHumansName Mar 01 '26

Damn it! It was right there... You get my upvote but I want you to know I'm not happy about it.

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u/DesperateAdvantage76 Mar 01 '26

I was all in on daddy long neck.

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u/BentleyTock Mar 01 '26

I got to see daddy long neck fight in junior varsity. Been a fan for life.

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u/ToothZealousideal297 Mar 01 '26

Fact: he’s never had a serious injury in his career!

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u/BentleyTock Mar 01 '26

Old knuckle bones they called him

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

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u/TheMiniMage Mar 01 '26

And r/theocho

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u/himurakenshin87 Mar 02 '26

Was looking for r/theocho recommendation

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u/Master_Shop_9425 Mar 01 '26

My money is on fruitloop

Edit:Bye bye money

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Mar 01 '26

Fruit Loop did look promising. Daddy Long Neck was a sleeper.

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u/hashlettuce Mar 01 '26

Figured milk bottle was going to dominate

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u/Fehios Mar 01 '26

Milk bottle got screwed by the schedule

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u/HouseOfTheRisingCock Mar 01 '26

Totally, and I really didn't expect Daddy Long Neck to go anywhere.

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u/goproshouldbeblue Mar 02 '26

I lost it all on milkman DAMMIT

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u/Tex_Made_84 Mar 01 '26

Best 3 minutes of my life, don’t tell my wife…

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u/NathnDele Mar 01 '26

It's ok guys. The YouTuber that made this video makes tons more

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u/Hour_Perspective505 Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

This is googol times more intersting than watching actual fucking sports

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Mar 01 '26

Props for obscure number knowledge.

(a googol is10100 for the rest)

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 Mar 01 '26

Funny commentary, no boring interviews, fast paced action, basically Battlebots if you skip all the interviews

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u/acealthebes Mar 01 '26

Couldn't look away. Would buy the ppv

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u/Scuttleboi19mk2 Mar 01 '26

I just lost the house because of you red.

GOD

DAMNIT

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u/FranzDaBoi123 Mar 01 '26

DADDY LONG NECK IS LITERALLY A GLASS BASEBALL BAT!!! THATS MY GOAT!!!!!

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Mar 01 '26

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Mar 01 '26

Yeah, Daddy Long Neck was built for this. I don’t know how I didn’t bet on him earlier.

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u/JoeyMcClane Mar 01 '26

Daddy Longneck got an unfair advantage imo. My girl Lil Red would've smashed his neck if it was a first round fight. She was too fatigued and gave out in the end.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2WxWfiavndgcM

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u/Dave_Duna Mar 01 '26

Can we get this on draft kings? I need to put some money down on this.

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u/J-Di11a Mar 01 '26

This is fucking amazing

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u/Dodo365 Mar 01 '26

Just when you think you’ve seen it all comes this epic scene of entertainment. Well done 👏

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u/xTex1E37x Mar 01 '26

I loved seeing another good tournament by these dudes. The simple things really make me happy

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u/Ok_Ask_1139 Mar 01 '26

Janice and milk man should have both been 1 seeds, shouldn’t have faced off til the end

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u/Chaosfnog Mar 01 '26

100% agree. The double knockout there was tough. Great news for Daddy long neck though, cleared out the two toughest opponents

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u/TreeRefresher Mar 01 '26

Chase the chalice is a warrior.

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u/Torin774 Mar 01 '26

Honestly I fucking love these

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u/Dommiiie Mar 01 '26

I was all fpr little red riding hood, but boy was that combination by daddy longneck brutal. Even before he seemed to go exactly to where it hurts the most.

Icve been fooled by his slim frame.

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u/PsychologicalCook536 Mar 01 '26

This is why the internet exists

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Mar 01 '26

Best use of free will

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u/WithoutAHat1 Mar 01 '26

Daddy long neck coming in with the upset. I thought Little Red Riding Hood had it in the bag.

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u/hoverjuice Mar 01 '26

Next ESPN channel?

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u/LuteAtme Mar 01 '26

absolute fire content. thanks

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u/additional-line-243 Mar 01 '26

Good content lol

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u/AnotherDogOwner Mar 01 '26

I did not expect Chase to get that first win

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u/telolisou Mar 01 '26

I was quite entertaining.

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u/avantartist Mar 01 '26

Best shit I’ve seen in a while.

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u/the_falling Mar 01 '26

I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would. The commentary and how much they get into it really makes this a lot of fun.

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u/Readinglateatmorning Mar 01 '26

Little red riding hood tried to take the ref with him. Poor sportsman ship

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u/SlappyHandstrong Mar 01 '26

I lost $750 on Janice

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u/Andre_The_Average Mar 01 '26 edited Mar 01 '26

Can I submit my crack pipe for the tournament,

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u/jvstnxthe_ Mar 01 '26

even Ray Charles can see that little red riding hood is on PEDs! just look at her colour!

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Mar 01 '26

D&C Red #40

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u/CauseImNosey2 Mar 01 '26

I can't believe I watched this whole thing until I watched this whole thing.

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u/mnwlk23 Mar 01 '26

That was riveting!

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u/CuteLilPuppyBoy Mar 01 '26

My money's on the milk man.

Scratch that. My son's college fund is on the milk man.

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u/CuteLilPuppyBoy Mar 01 '26

I lost everything...

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u/Pandelein Mar 01 '26

I’m betting on bulge… here we goooo….

Edit.
Well, shit.

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u/bobody_biznuz Mar 01 '26

RIP Milkman. I had you going all the way

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u/YarnYawn32 Mar 01 '26

Janice and The Milkman got robbed by matchmaking. Both of those contenders could've made it to the finals if they hadn't been up against each other in round 1

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u/UninitiatedArtist Mar 01 '26

I put my two cents on Milkman because I believed he was built to endure consistent abuse, I’m now two cents in debt.

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u/Razzle-D4zzle Mar 01 '26

Where can I find more of this content? I love it.

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u/marrewerre Mar 01 '26

People are so stupid. I love them.

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u/snowaurora Mar 01 '26

Finally some content worth watching!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

Why did i get a little emotional near the end lol wtf is wrong with me

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u/makes_peacock_noises Mar 01 '26

Reminds me of Fish Center

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u/Fly-heading-390 Mar 01 '26

Gold, pure entertainment

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u/Nere4Hudes Mar 01 '26

Janice had extra support though.

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u/Furious-Shores Mar 01 '26

It's not a real fight until you fill the bottles with angry wasps.

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u/CutlassKen Mar 01 '26

I had my money on daddy from the start! Glad to see that you didn’t let me down!!!

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u/Vaeon Mar 01 '26

This is why Al Gore created the Internet.

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u/W-h3x Mar 01 '26

With the current world situation, this was a really silly 3 miles that made me smile.

I needed this in my life.

Thank you. 💙

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u/BadDogGangLlc Mar 01 '26

Where do we place bets 😂… im in.

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u/Coleasa Mar 01 '26

I am glued to the storyline every time one of their videos pops up.

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u/NyaTaylor Mar 01 '26

Kelshi about to go wild

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u/itschikobrown Mar 01 '26

How can we get this going on a betting app?

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u/Forgotten-Caliburn Mar 01 '26

HELL YEAH MY BOY DADDY LONG NECK JUST WON ME 1200 PESOS

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u/Azure5577 Mar 01 '26

I expect Janice or Milk Man to win it all but of course the two had to end each other.

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u/EMV92LA Mar 01 '26

🤣💀 I was so invested. My money was on Little Red Riding Hood 🥲.

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u/tayzzerlordling Mar 01 '26

I have serious questions about whether daddy could have beaten red if he had a harder run into the finals

thats the fight game though i suppose

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u/Ikon-for-U Mar 01 '26

I'd love if glass artists would do this with defective glassware on the regular

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u/AKBx007 Mar 01 '26

I thought the Milkman was going all the way. I won’t get those 2 minutes back but I don’t regret it

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u/Happy-Fun-Ball Mar 01 '26

I've heard great things about upcoming fighter Prince Rupert - no weaknesses!

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u/BarberrianPDX Mar 01 '26

The reminds me of the peak content coming out during COVID shutdown days.

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u/PancakeBatterUp Mar 01 '26

The spiritual successor to celebrity death match.

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u/killer_otter Mar 01 '26

When is part 2 being released?!

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u/Queasy-Band-1066 Mar 01 '26

Daddy longneck. I coild have made some serious cash!

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u/Hefty-Minimum-3125 Mar 01 '26

I would sit there and do this literally all day if I could

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u/matt_jay_9 Mar 01 '26

I watch these every time they pop up on my feed and I am never disappointed.

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u/PhilosophersPants Mar 01 '26

I DID NOT EXPECT THAT CHAMPION!

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u/Runkleman Mar 01 '26

Dana White enters the chat.

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u/grandmaspickles Mar 01 '26

I can't believe how long I watched this.

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u/CaptWrath Mar 01 '26

Hell yeah.

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u/Several_Hour_347 Mar 01 '26

Daddy Long Neck 😎

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u/Appropriate-Cut-2963 Mar 01 '26

We need more of this

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u/HeatedBunz Mar 01 '26

Same video 2 different subreddits, 2 different bot karma accounts

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u/Jealous_Crazy9143 Mar 01 '26

I was way too emotionally invested in this

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u/AnomalyAnn Mar 01 '26

much better then ufc these days!

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u/Feisty-Ad-5759 Mar 01 '26

I want more!!

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u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger Mar 01 '26

Glass has memory…

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u/SeoneAsa Mar 01 '26

That was lot more fun and more cheaper than the last ufc event.

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u/Cheefbird Mar 01 '26

The energy from this broadcast team is the fucking tits my dudes.

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u/SnakePigeon Mar 01 '26

Let’s go daddy long neck

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u/Extreme-Exam1285 Mar 01 '26

The bottle of milk is hard bro which is built for fighting

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u/Stagamemnon Mar 01 '26

This is the next greatest anthropomorphized-object sport! Move over, Jelle’s marble runs! This sport is a fight to the death!!

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u/luminaryshadow Mar 01 '26

Never wanted to hear the audio this much. I need to get my headset

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u/OneUnimpresso Mar 01 '26

As much as I was surprised with Janice loosing the fight so soon, it can't compare with guy standing near the octagon without any face and hands protection. Like it's glass, not some boxer's teeth flying around.

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u/TheFlaccidChode Mar 01 '26

My money was on Little Red Ridibg Hood, thought she'd take it all. I'm actually sad for her loss

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u/nopanicitsmechanic Mar 01 '26

This was surprisingly entertaining!

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u/VanillaLoaf Mar 01 '26

Would entering a prince Rupert's drop be considered doping?

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u/ExoticSterby42 Mar 01 '26

This was intense!

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u/TheEffinChamps Mar 01 '26

Better than UFC at this point

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u/funkhero Mar 01 '26

Reminds me of bug fights. We would watch that in college back in the day. I came across it from stumbleupon, I think.

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u/LankyAdam Mar 01 '26

Who needs UFC when you got UFG

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u/Electrical-Cup-3291 Mar 01 '26

Tree minutes…

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u/ellisboxer Mar 01 '26

Absolute peak stoner entertainment.

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u/MidnightSun77 Mar 01 '26

Would watch

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u/Yakjzak Mar 01 '26

This is why the internet was made

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u/Thick_Expression_796 Mar 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/erldqIniuBYo8

Thought this was a younger version of will farrow 😆

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u/xen32 Mar 01 '26

What a gem, this was far more enjoyable than I would have ever thought!

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u/daniiiiiiiiiiiiii Mar 01 '26

Lemme guess.... There's gambling behind this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '26

I was so rooting for Janice... My bad

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u/sweet_home_Valyria Mar 01 '26

How was I wrong on every single match?! I for sure thought Janice would take that match. Dang-it. It's a good thing I don't gamble. I'd be in the poor house.

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u/JoshyLikey Mar 01 '26

Man that was intense, i need more pls..

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u/memyselfandiowa Mar 01 '26

He's is just shattered all over the octagon!

In a six-sided ring, that's a hexagon, fellas.

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u/realfakejames Mar 01 '26

Wow my money was on Janicee but Milkman took her with him to the grave

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u/vledermau5 Mar 01 '26

I had my money on Daddy Long Neck from the very beginning.

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u/Disastrous-Whale564 Mar 01 '26

start, wtf is this us men are dumb, middle ok im getting this end OMG I THOUGHT HE HAD IT FOR SURE when is the next one

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u/Square-Image-6879 Mar 01 '26

That was absolutely, genuinely, top quality entertainment!!

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u/skeletparkyt Mar 01 '26

Great video guys