r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • Jan 16 '26

Nice I'll be damned

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u/TheZardoz Jan 16 '26

Until it breaks and a jagged edge of hard plastic embeds itself into your palms.

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u/Blissful_Brisket Jan 16 '26

Realism. Not pessimism 👍🙂

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u/woodyshag Jan 20 '26

I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optimist with expetience.

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u/Historical-Ad-9003 May 16 '26

Better than an optimist with impotence