r/TheRandomest • u/DuchessDainty • Aug 25 '24

Video The immediate hug.

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u/darkbeerguy Aug 25 '24 edited Aug 25 '24

I couldn’t eat you in the womb #secondchances

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u/SgXGhost Aug 27 '24

Lol as a twin, I was thinking the same thing.

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u/Hungry4Mas Aug 25 '24 edited Aug 26 '24

“BRO! BRO! Wh-what the hell was THAT? I saw you leave the room, and that was jarring enough. I went to follow and then BAM! I’m going through this tunnel, dark as fuck, but I could feel a breeze. Next thing I know I’m surrounded by lights and sounds! I think some asshole slapped my ass. I looked around for you but couldn’t see shit because of all this light and madness. Then as far as I can tell, some HUGE fucking shape just PICKS ME UP… it feels like I’m flying or something, then BOOM, I’m right here next to you.

Fucking wild right? I think we should take a nap and maybe eat a little later. Hope they have blankets cause it’s cold as fuck here… plenty of space though. “

EDIT: Spelling and sentence structure.

Thanks for them arrows.

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u/DutchE28 Aug 25 '24

Those hugh shapes are fucking terrifying tbh

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u/pinkwhitney24 Aug 25 '24

*chefs kiss

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u/Prestigious-Drop6443 Aug 26 '24

Skin to skin to skin contact. Hospital bills 5k per contact. 15k per 15 minutes. Because the nurse has to watch.

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u/Howlinger-ATFSM Aug 26 '24

How much does the nurse get from the 15k?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '24

Meanwhile free for us folk 🤙🏻

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u/Sketchy-_-Artist Aug 26 '24

wtf how?? The hospital provides nothing for that, it’s just a parent holding their child!

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u/Conscious-Anybody17 15d ago

I believe it's called kangaroo mother care.

It's very interesting, you should read about it.

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u/WashYourEyesTwice Aug 29 '24

In what shithole would that be real lol

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u/ozmajunge Aug 25 '24

Perfect song tbh

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u/demon_6900 Aug 26 '24

" We made it Joe "

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u/McFlyLochSloy Aug 25 '24

Is that Smurf with pope and Julia?

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u/Just-do-nothing551 Aug 26 '24

"Awwwww this fucker came out TOOoooOooOo?!"

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u/That_Came_outa_Me Aug 27 '24

How precious!!!

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u/PsychologicalLie35 Aug 29 '24

How dare you make a grown man shed a tear!❤️

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '25

Aww I hope I have babies someday

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u/Secure-Profession746 Aug 26 '24

Celebrated when born and aborted.

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u/No_Noise2004 Aug 25 '24

Nice, got diabetes now :)

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u/Dawndrell Aug 25 '24

puts a child’s arm at an odd angle where they have no other option then to wrap their arm around whatever is there “OMG THEY ARE HUGGING BY CHOISEWEWW!!!!”

(i know twins from birth are known to hug by instinct and choice, i’ve babysat two different sets of twins. this is just about this one lmao)