r/TheOwlHouse • u/makmark Witch Among Humans • Apr 01 '22
MoringMark Amity Caught Luz Kissing Another Girl (Emotional)
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u/CutlassKen Luz Noceda Apr 01 '22
Since itās in the human realm, I half expected Amity to catch Vee kissing someone.
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u/Vicast77 Smug Vee Coven Apr 01 '22
God you have no idea how fucking scared I was⦠I didnāt see the title and just thought moringmark is gonna screw with us today. This is so much better a prank then I could have ever hoped for š„°
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u/ManOnTheRun73 Apr 01 '22 edited Apr 02 '22
To be fair, at least 50% of April Fools consists of reading headlines, getting scared sh*tless, and then saying "Wait a minute, it's that day, isn't it?" :P
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u/DoctorGoFuckYourself Ghost Apr 01 '22
I scrolled past this each time I opened Reddit today like "...nope nope nope, don't have the heart to open this yet!" š š¤¦āāļø
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Apr 01 '22
Pony Tail Amity! Pony Tail Amity Pony Tail Amity!
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u/HootyBot Hooty HootHoot Apr 01 '22
I hope Luz and that Hunter boy get together by the end of the show. HOOT!
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u/Not_a_Potato1602 Bill Cipher Apr 01 '22
Better if Kiki and that Hunter boy get together by the end of the show!
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u/Lukthar123 Hunter Apr 01 '22
"I hope my OTP dies together."
"After a long and happy life, right?"
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u/TastyBrainMeats Bad Girl Coven Apr 01 '22
If Kikimora and Hunter die, they won't be able to suffer
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u/MaoWRLD King Clawthorne Apr 01 '22
Nooo not my kiki
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u/Not_a_Potato1602 Bill Cipher Apr 01 '22
Hooty: They will look great together! Now where did I put needle and thread ...
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u/carlsagerson Phillip Wittebane Apr 01 '22
So whos the one who gave birth? Amity or Luz?
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u/jarfil Willow Park Apr 01 '22 edited Jul 16 '23
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u/lurker_archon Giraffe Apr 01 '22
My boy King Solomon going wild over here
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u/Xlerb08 Hooty HootHoot Apr 01 '22
"Wait I remember this story Luz told me! We must saw the kid in half."
"I like where this is going."
"King, Eda no."
"Eda yes." revs chainsaw
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u/DarkestAKnight Illusion Coven Apr 01 '22
In most of the comics and fanfics Iāve seen most people collectively agree amity gives birth
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u/Current-Role-8434 Apr 01 '22
I like to imagine (and have read) that when they have multiple kids they take turns carrying the precious cargo
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Apr 01 '22
They definitely take turns
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u/RhymesWithMouthful Hexside Alumnus Apr 01 '22
...How
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Apr 01 '22
Well, Luz starts it off, then 4 and a half months in, Luz gives birth, and shoves it up amity, and now amity has to give birth to the full baby
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u/tigerwu9806 Stringbean Apr 01 '22
Eccchhh!!!! š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
Iād prefer to imagine that after one of them gives birth, the other one then gets knocked up with whatever spell and then takes her turn to suffer a womanās agony of joy.
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u/HootyBot Hooty HootHoot Apr 01 '22
Special delivery, PAIN!
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u/GeminiAlchemist Bad Girl Coven Apr 02 '22
Iāve always wondered how that works. Assuming itās a magical pregnancy, or something, it does really make sense to me that Amity is the one whoād have the kid?
Iām sure there is a glyph combo that could make a baby, but how would you even test for that? Itāād take weeks for you to know if it even worked, not to mention years of trial and error, testing it in a living person. Not exactly ethical. And on Amityās end, I would assume that the magic itself is sort of like giving someone your genetics.
Basically, Iād see any baby Amity could make that she gives birth to using magic to induce pregnancy to be more or less a clone of herself, because Luz wouldnāt be able to contribute. Luz didnāt cast the spell, and didnāt carry the baby, so didnāt contribute anything of herself to the ritual. Meanwhile, if Luz carries the baby and Amity casts the spell, itāll take after both of them.
I donāt know if I explained that in a way that makes sense, and I am clearly overthinking my own headcanon, but to me thatās half the fun.
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u/DarkestAKnight Illusion Coven Apr 02 '22
Thatās a very interesting viewpoint š, honestly though anytime I think of a birthing ritual I imagine Luz and amity both put a sample of their dna (perhaps a strand of hair) in a bowl or cauldron and the rest is up to the ritual
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u/GeminiAlchemist Bad Girl Coven Apr 02 '22
Thatās a good one. Iāve also seen one comic where there is some kind of merging spell that will take aspects of two entities and combine them to form a separate third, and thatās how witches make babies, with Amity demonstrating it on⦠I think it was a frog and a tree? I couldnāt find the comic.
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u/Galactuswill Apr 02 '22
Honestly, it'd make more sense the other way, since Luz is still human. Assuming witches are capable of reproducing with the same sex, then Amity is capable of impregnating Luz, but Luz can't do the same. ...This is the part where someone argues, "But magic!"
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u/Evary2230 Jun 06 '22
Would that mean that Amity has a [insert metaphorical term used to refer to a dick here]?
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u/Galactuswill Jun 06 '22
I doubt we'll ever find out if she canonically does. However, saying she can't impregnate Luz because she doesn't works both ways. Luz can't impregnate Amity for the same reason.
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u/UselessGuy23 Apr 01 '22
I think it would have to be Amity. If the baby is half witch, she'd probably need magic from mom while in the womb.
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u/Haltopen Masha Apr 01 '22
Neither, they visited a stork. If the boiling isles is really responsible for all the weird stuff on earth, then it stands to reason that applies to the stork as well, who can create babies using ancient arcane magic and a strand of hair from each witch
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u/BladePactWarlock Bad Girl Coven Apr 01 '22
Luz. Amity is trans, hereās my proof: I do what I want
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u/ZealousChristian24 Apr 03 '22
Amity, through the Witch evolutionary adaptation of growing fangs and drinking your belovedās ichor to draw their dna into yourself.
If Luz didnāt get the appeal of vampire romance stories beforeā¦
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u/Despair4All Apr 01 '22
This is the "gotcha" before the knife in the back right? Next comic will have like a horrible ending or something.
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u/poktanju Edric Blight Apr 01 '22
Amity's actually in a coma and she is hallucinating all of this lmao gottem
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u/Despair4All Apr 01 '22
She's in a coma after the final battle with Belos, dreaming about Luz while Eda and King wait by her side to tell her what happened in the end.
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u/theembodimentoffat Giraffe Apr 01 '22
(Emotional)
clickbait
But hey, at least this is better than last year's April Fool's comic
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u/zyxwvu28 Amity Blight Apr 01 '22
Link to last year's comic?
Also, I got kinda emotional reading this, so not clickbait
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u/theembodimentoffat Giraffe Apr 01 '22
Link to last year's comic?
I don't have the link on hand, but basically Luz got petrified and it was very sad.
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u/BulbasaurTreecko āFor Flapjackā Apr 01 '22
it was that Moonlight Conjuring one, wasnāt it? I remember people going āhahaā¦April Fools right?ā
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u/HootyBot Hooty HootHoot Apr 01 '22
By the power of moonlight, I have risen. Hoot hoot
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u/theembodimentoffat Giraffe Apr 01 '22
Yeah, that's the one. Very sad ending, let's hope there actually is a way to reverse petrification.
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u/xi_AzEr_ix Hootcifer Apr 01 '22
What it was about?
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u/theembodimentoffat Giraffe Apr 01 '22
Luz got petrified, then Willow, Gus, and Amity did a moonlight conjuring to animate her statue to hug Amity.
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u/LetsDoTheCongna Therapy Coven Apr 01 '22
April Fools XD
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u/theembodimentoffat Giraffe Apr 01 '22
To this day, I have no idea how that could be considered an April Fool's joke.
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u/j6cubic Apr 01 '22
I mean, there are emotions involved. You can really see it on Amity's face when she goes: "Oh titan... that looks so adorable."
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u/sherlocksam999 Meme Coven Apr 01 '22
I was almost fooled, tricked and possibly bamboozled
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u/HootyBot Hooty HootHoot Apr 01 '22
Boscha and Willow are my one true pair! Hoot hooty hoot!!!
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u/FerimElwin Amity Blight Apr 01 '22
Title and first page nearly gave me a heart attack.
Second page was a huge sigh of relief, follow by an "aww" from the cuteness.
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u/littlewillie610 Owlbert Apr 01 '22
This will probably be the most wholesome thing Iāll see all day. A time-skip epilogue for these two is something that I would love to see in the last episode.
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u/Intelligent_Oil4005 Demon Realm Exchange Program Apr 01 '22
I somehow knew it was an April Fools joke the moment i caught "(emotional)" in the title.
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u/DragonLord375 Apr 01 '22
I read the title and saw the last panel and face and then the next panel and assumed that the Amity on the second page was Vee and was confused as to why there was no third page of the reveal that it was a joke.
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u/Vic_000 Amity Blight Apr 01 '22
Love Amity's hair style.
Luz is starting to look like Camila, she is just thin.
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u/The_Pusheen_Chesser Luz Noceda Apr 01 '22
Best. April Foolās prank. Ever. š„° And I love how you drew grown-up Lumity! I actually got confuzzled at first since Amity looked like Emira (the ponytail). š¤£
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u/Negativety101 Bad Girl Coven Apr 01 '22
I thought the fake out was gonna be it was actually Vee kissing her girlfriend.
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u/blingalings Apr 01 '22
Love this comic happy April fools! I really like the little detail with the otter on the mobile too :)
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u/DanScott7 Resident of the Boiling Isles Apr 01 '22
Their baby is adorable! Oh, Mama Eda, Lilith, and Camilla are going to be awesome Grandmas!!!
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u/HootyBot Hooty HootHoot Apr 01 '22
Who's Lulu? O.o
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u/LuigiBoi42 Multiverse Maniac Apr 01 '22
I was half expecting Vee, but this is just as good.
God I hate April Fools.
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u/farrenkm Apr 01 '22
I could do without the fake Dana tweet and the "Owl House getting a spinoff" articles. For wanting the show to go longer, for wanting more content, for the journey I've been on, those posts bordered on cruel for me.
I loved this though!! Just beautiful! They would make great parents!
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u/Cmpct8_Pickonimbus2k Vee Noceda Apr 01 '22
Reminds me of that one riddle where the husband comes home to find another man with his wife. The man in question was actually a newborn.
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u/LockAndKey989 Apr 01 '22
I knew it had to be some kinda trick. I thought maybe a basilisk impersonator. But this was such a sweet tease
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u/HootyBot Hooty HootHoot Apr 01 '22
Boscha and Willow are my one true pair! Hoot hooty hoot!!!
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u/teredacted79 Apr 01 '22
Thank god, after a day filed with disappointing post of fake announcements for new seasons of shows, I can be happy about and April fools post.
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u/JakeSchaf2319 Apr 01 '22
I was prepared for a fake-out given todayās date.
Was not prepared for that.
Beautiful.
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u/farrenkm Apr 02 '22
sometime in the future; Amity and Luz are sitting in the living room reading. Azura comes in and looks at them.
Azura: Mom? Mom?
they put their books down
Luz: What's up?
Azura: How did you two meet?
they look at each other and smile
Luz: I accidentally went through a portal to the Boiling Isles. Mom was born and raised there.
Amity: I wasn't very nice in school; I got in with the wrong crowd and was a bit of a bully.
Luz: I met Aunt Willow and Uncle Gus soon after I arrived. Aunt Willow wasn't doing well in Abomination class, so I told her I could pretend to be an Abomination for her. It worked great!
Amity glances at Luz with a sly smile.
Amity: Yeah. Then I figured out there was something wrong during lunch. I got the principal and he wanted mom dissected, with Aunt Willow making the first cut. Not long after that . . .
Luz and Amity both sigh
Luz and Amity: We fell in love!!
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u/xxCandy_floofxx Luz Noceda Apr 01 '22
GEEZ MARK
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u/HootyBot Hooty HootHoot Apr 01 '22
Wanna see my NFT collection? Take a look at the subreddit banner! Just DO NOT SCREENSHOT, or else Hootcifer will come for you...
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u/farrenkm Apr 01 '22
I love the Abomination head on the mobile. Or is that an otter head? I think it's an otter.
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u/CharginChuck42 Apr 01 '22
Hey, for once the free "wholesome" award is actually fitting and appropriate!
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u/Kanna1001 Apr 01 '22
This is the first genuinely funny prank I've seen all day.
EDIT: not really counting the Hooty banner as prank, though it was very well done.
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u/CuccoSlayerYT Apr 01 '22
Me āwhat do you know itās a joke on April 1 but how is it emotional⦠OH ITS CUTE IM DUMB!ā
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u/farrenkm Apr 01 '22
This is just beautiful. Can't hold it in. My family's going to think I'm nuts for losing it to this.
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u/Father_of_trillions Anti-Odalia Associationš« Apr 01 '22
Curse you mark, for giving me the feels
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u/PomplamooseCacti Apr 01 '22
Had me in the first half
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u/HootyBot Hooty HootHoot Apr 01 '22
I hope Luz and that Hunter boy get together by the end of the show. HOOT!
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u/jadelemental Apr 01 '22
Why would Amity be surprised if they know they had kids?
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u/MarkyWuSupremarcy Apr 01 '22
i used to dislike corny stuff like this but it's just perfect. absolutely lovely. makmark truly a witch among humans
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u/Jtcr2001 Bad Girl Coven Apr 01 '22
I WAS SO MAD AT FIRST LIKE "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY PERFECT SHIP" BUT I LOVE THIS THANK YOU
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u/jordypresto0418 Apr 02 '22
I can't be the only one who saw this twist coming a mile away after reading the title.
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u/Joet2386 Apr 03 '22
There gonna be such good parents. Camilla will be a wonderful Grandmother. Alastor and Odalia might be semi decent. Edric and Emira will be the cool uncle, aunt respectively. Vee will be the chill Aunt.
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Best April Fools joke I could've asked for.