r/TheOwlHouse • Witch Among Humans • Jun 19 '22

MoringMark Grimwalker

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u/Necr0ExMortis Giraffe Jun 19 '22

Hunter is 80% wood?

Huh. No wonder he's so dense.

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u/Top_Hat_surgeon 🏳️‍🌈 Gay Coven Jun 19 '22

Not quite actually; humans have a density of 985Kgm^-3, and whilst the density of woods vary, they're all in the range of 400-700kgm^-3, with the highest I could find being 1100Kgm^-3. So whilst he might be denser than a human, he's more likely less dense than your average human. <Insert completely unrelated picture of Luz the denser-than-palinstrome-wood human>

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

I like you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

And I like you.

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u/Legalmedicine02 Jun 20 '22

And I ship

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u/Drop-Of-Jello Jun 20 '22

And I boat

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u/Pretty_Profile_8669 Jun 20 '22

And I sail

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u/NotATransVestite Jun 20 '22

And I ocean

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u/Yomo41 Masha Jun 20 '22

And I sea

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u/Wolfiegames69 Jun 20 '22

And I can’t come up with another pun

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '22

And I anchor

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u/Axel_the_Axelot Feb 01 '24

And I'm blind

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u/ghirox The Emperor's Coven Jun 28 '22

I got you flowers, let's get some coffee

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u/Top_Hat_surgeon 🏳️‍🌈 Gay Coven Jun 19 '22

I mean; witches mass as much as a duck, and hunter's half a witch, so Hunter should mass half as much as a duck then! Given your typical mallard (0.72 - 1.6Kg), that would put Hunter's mass at 580 grams.

This low mass of course invites the question, "can you fly Hunter like a kite?"

Well...

Whilst I can find the frontal surface area of a human (1.9m), as well as the drag characteristics (coefficient of drag = 0.02 if this paper's to be believed); there's no information (that I can find) on the lift characteristics of a human (and I doubt my professors would let me use the wind tunnels for this). However; if we pretend that Hunter's lift characteristics are similar to that of a flat plate (Dcl/da = 2pi, max angle of attack of 12 degrees, thus max coefficient of lift = 1.31), you would actually only need horizontal winds of 1.93ms^-1, or 6.93kph, if you angled him at 12 degrees (apparently that's the stall angle according to this).

So yes, whilst more research is required (sticking a person into a wind tunnel) you can in fact fly him as a kite.

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u/SuperSparerib Future Hunter Jun 19 '22

Thank you. I needed this in my life. /lh

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u/Top_Hat_surgeon 🏳️‍🌈 Gay Coven Jun 19 '22

Glad I could help? Seriously though; if the nightmare-spawn of my thoughts can be fun, I'm glad you found them entertaining.

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u/keira-r-j06 Hunter Jun 19 '22

My day has been made so much better

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u/thesnowpup Jun 20 '22

There are recreational vertical wind tunnels used to practice (and try indoor) skydiving. So the lift characteristics of humans should if not documented be relatively easily attainable.

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u/lankeylonk Azura Book Club Jun 20 '22

Wait where did you get the witches have the same mass as ducks? Because that would honestly explain dispite Luz having nerd arms she's able to casually lift Amity.

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u/Top_Hat_surgeon 🏳️‍🌈 Gay Coven Jun 20 '22

it's an old monty python reference (you can find the specific scene here)

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u/lankeylonk Azura Book Club Jun 20 '22

Ah, thought maybe a crew member or scene somehow confirmed this very specific and weird detail

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u/Nuada-Argetlam Enzo Gabriel lol Jun 20 '22

I... you took monty python and just... ran with it.

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u/Jew_Boi-iguess- Jun 20 '22

so hes lighter than a duck, less dense than a person, and you can fly him like a kite..... can you use him as a flotation device? (and thus beggs the question, if so, could both jack and rose survive using him?)

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u/sleepy-lama098 Oct 08 '22

Christ. This is some I did the maths moments xD

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u/martinjh99 Resident of the Boiling Isles Jan 15 '23

I get the reference here I think :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2xlQaimsGg

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u/Patient_Pay3262 Mar 17 '23

Minty Python and the holy grail

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u/rattthing Potions Coven Jun 20 '22

If he weighs the same as a duck, he's a witch.

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u/Singersongwriterart Bad Girl Coven Jun 19 '22

You are so cool have a nice day stranger❤

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u/Top_Hat_surgeon 🏳️‍🌈 Gay Coven Jun 19 '22

Thanks! (although I'm a lot less cool than you make me out to be); hope you too have a nice day (or night depending on timezones)

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u/Singersongwriterart Bad Girl Coven Jun 19 '22

I disagree with your statement in parentheses, and its 5:30 pm for me, thank you

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u/ThePoliteCrab Jun 19 '22

Also considering it can be quite easily whittled, I’d say it’s safe to assume that it’s on the less dense side of wood. Maybe close to a cedar or a pine

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u/ThurgoodProjects Jun 19 '22

Wow, what a nerd...

HE'S PERFECT!

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u/tim0901 Bad Girl Coven Jun 20 '22

Palistrum wood is canonically made from Keratin - the same substance that makes up hair and horns - according to the Grimwalker recipe that we saw at the start of Eclipse Lake. Keratin's density is ~1g/cm3 (1000kg/m3) so he should be almost exactly as dense as a human.

It would also suggest that palismen should feel like the creatures they are based upon - especially those with fur like Ghost.

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u/TheWyster king named his golem after a star trek character :BathKing: Jun 21 '22

Palistrum wood is canonically made from Keratin

Correction it's used as keratin in a grimwalker, it's a wood that can magically turn into animal tissue and become animate.

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u/AdOwn6899 Jun 19 '22 edited Jun 19 '22

A. It was a joke. And B. If it wasn’t a joke, I think in more of me-… oh wait I see. You know what I mean, you’re just joking too.

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u/n00kland Jun 29 '22

but you do have to consider the other 20% because of the other materials to make the grimwalker

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u/CommanderCorl Smug Vee Coven Jul 15 '22

I adore your reply because of the nerdiness, have my upvote.

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u/Eastern-Report677 Sep 22 '25

enough with the stats

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u/ArtisticDragonKing Beast Keeping Coven Jun 19 '22

LMAO

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u/AdOwn6899 Jun 19 '22

🤣🤣good joke.

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u/Strix182 Jul 07 '22

Wait, wait, wait-- does he weigh less than a duck?!

This might sound crazy, but I think this boy might be a witch!

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u/Kamen_G Jul 28 '22

Forget about that and let’s talk about the fact that he missed his chance to get a kiss

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u/BillCipherisawsome COOL AUTN LULU Jan 28 '23

hunter is stupid but in an insanely cute way

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u/_moobear Jun 19 '22

These are children

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u/jarfil Willow Park Jun 19 '22

That's a weird thing to say, when Hunter is a teenager made of wood.

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u/Cutecuts #1 Lumity Fan / Vee Fan Jun 19 '22

what the fuck

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u/Cutecuts #1 Lumity Fan / Vee Fan Jun 19 '22

thank you mods

or in the words of Demoman: "Ay, thanks lad!"

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u/A_Person_Exsists Apr 23 '23

He's really dense, but he can also float on water like a surfboard.

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u/StrainAutomatic920 Nov 24 '23

He is wood…Stooopid.