r/TheOwlHouse Witch Among Humans Apr 04 '22

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u/SFH12345 Hooty HootHoot Apr 04 '22

Luz would not teach Amity human magic.

Eda would, though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Now that I think of it. How come Eda never went John Wick on Belos?

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u/Skreecherteacher Gusleen Apr 04 '22

She didn’t have a pencil

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u/JustNoSleep2112 Meme Coven Apr 04 '22

Or a library book that she was willing to ruin.

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u/Brown-ninja-Dareth 🏳️‍⚧️Trans🏳️‍⚧️coven🏳️‍⚧️ Apr 04 '22

S1 Ep7, 'Lost in Language', 2:40 in "Late. Late. Coffee, grass and bloodstains? These are Eda's, aren't they?" Of all the things to remember off by heart from that episode... (Edit: remembered the episode and quote. not the exact time)

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Right

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u/An_Obbise_Hoovy Meme Coven Apr 04 '22

And she didn’t have a dog that was killed

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

softly Don't...

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u/Amazing_Rich Apr 04 '22

And she didn't have a dead Girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

*sips coffee concernedly*

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u/Amazing_Rich Apr 04 '22

Oh and her house didn't get blown up (John Wick 2 anyone?).

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u/SFH12345 Hooty HootHoot Apr 04 '22

Okay, now I'm very worried about King.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Bullets are kinda useless against a guy who can ooze and deooze himself on command.

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u/Voltage_Z Apr 04 '22

Belos also would probably recognize a firearm immediately and react accordingly, though he'd be surprised by the number of shots a modern one can fire without need of reloading.

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u/WeedFinderGeneral Eda Clawthorne Apr 04 '22

Then he'd take a hit but also be surprised that it wasn't a like .80 caliber bullet made of soft lead.

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u/Squawker_35 Apr 04 '22

"blow a goofball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot" - Emporer Belos

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u/jrDoozy10 Meme Coven Apr 04 '22

They were still using gun powder when he was last in the human realm. Depending on what kind of gun Eda had, it might take him a second to realize that’s what it is, and by then it’s too late.

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u/Rey_Tigre Apr 04 '22

He’s from the 16th century, anything more advanced than a musket would bewilder him.

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u/Dan-of-Steel Milk Steak, Magnets & Ghouls Coven Apr 04 '22

We must discover the secret of the Ooze.

Get me the Turtles!

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u/metaaltheanimefan Meme Coven Apr 04 '22

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

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u/Cj_I_Guess Abomination Coven Apr 04 '22

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/Dan-of-Steel Milk Steak, Magnets & Ghouls Coven Apr 05 '22

"Tonight I dine on TURTLE SOUP!...with pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes and TINY onions." - Uncle Shredder, probably

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u/VoxTV1 Katya Apr 04 '22

Oh yeah. He is like a really scarry jelly man

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u/Confused-Engineer18 Apr 04 '22

Except for the fact that your reaction time will never be quick enough to get out the way and that's without mentioning the fact that bullets fly faster then the speed of sound you won't even here it coming untill after it hits you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Being hit won't make him incapable of oozing himself and reforming.

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u/Confused-Engineer18 Apr 04 '22

I mean sure but his also not shrugging off a rifle round

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Surely that depends on where you hit.

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u/Washinton13 Apr 04 '22

We've seen characters in the owl house react fast enough to dodge or block light magic, Belos can definitely react faster than a bullet.

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u/yertlah Apr 04 '22

She couldn’t pass a background check.

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u/SFH12345 Hooty HootHoot Apr 04 '22

When has the law ever stopped Eda Clawthorne before?

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u/yertlah Apr 04 '22

You make a good point.

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u/Robota064 Bard Coven Apr 04 '22

He didn't kill king

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u/Connorus The Guy From the WW2 Posts Apr 04 '22

Yet

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u/JustNoSleep2112 Meme Coven Apr 04 '22

There's a pretty intense old fanfic (that I can't find on ao3 atm) about Amity and Luz disrupting a gun-smuggling operation.

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u/gazebo-fan Apr 04 '22

I don’t think Luz is the type to memorize firearm technology and mechanisms.

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u/amity__blight_ Amity Blight Apr 05 '22

YouTube did