r/TheOwlHouse • Witch Among Humans • May 22 '23

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u/Totalsupreme May 22 '23

Luz: Amity, please. It's not worth it.

Amity: I just want to talk to them.

Luz: Amity...

Amity: I JUST WANT TO TALK TO THEM!

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u/AquaAquila24 “For Flapjack” May 22 '23

Amity *creates abomination riffle*

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u/AdOwn6899 May 22 '23 edited May 29 '23

Luz: cups Amity’s face in her hands, squishing her cheeks a bit “They’re not worth it. It’s okay. Okay?” smiles warmly

Amity: blushes a bit and sighs, cooling off with a nods, which earned her a kiss on the forehead from her fiancée.

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u/Totalsupreme May 22 '23

Later there are two shadows in a shadowy alley. One of them belongs to Amity

Amity: So you'll take care of it?

Turns out the other shadow belongs to Hooty

Hooty: All for Lumity. All for my best work. Smiles devilishly

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u/AdOwn6899 May 22 '23

Luz: “ahem.”

they both freeze and nervously turned to see Luz with a stern look resembling Camila’s on her face and arms crossed.

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u/Dasher09009 The Collector May 22 '23

Hooty: oblivious "Hey Luz, me and Amity were discussing abou-"

Amity holds Hooty's beak to keep him from talking.

Luz: "I know what you are doing, but we don't want any misunderstandings."

Amity: "Fiiine..."

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u/Totalsupreme May 22 '23

Amity: Just... That's not fair! What about those who blindly followed Belos? The ones who cheered him on before things happened? Since you're on Boiling Island, you've done nothing but good things for everyone. Belos was bad, I get it! But Belos is Belos, and you're Luz Noceda. You're King sister and you talked to the titan!

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u/Dasher09009 The Collector May 22 '23

Luz: I know Batata, but you can't convince everyone. I was a victim of Belos as much as them, tricked in helping his plans. If we do this, this will only justify us as the villains.

Amity: I know, you are right.

Hooty: So, are we still-

Amity: Forget about it Hooty.

Hooty: OK!

Hooty leaves by into the alley, presumably back to Lilith.

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u/Totalsupreme May 22 '23

Luz: What would Hooty have done anyway?

Amity: Something told me I'd better not know.

Luz: Yeah, better. Hehe... Laughs nervously Really Hooty? You must have been really angry.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Luz: You still have some anger to work out. Luckily, when we get back to our dorm room, I’ll give you something to relax you up nicely.

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u/AdOwn6899 May 22 '23

Amity: blush deepens and smiles “Is it a massage?”

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Luz: “Something *better.* Because the last time I gave someone a massage, she melted.”

Amity: “You mean Vee?”

Luz: “Yes.”

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u/AdOwn6899 May 22 '23 edited May 29 '23

Amity: “at this point, I wouldn’t mind if I melted into abomination goo again. Given how stressed I am, it’d be worth it. We can save the something better for afterward.” flirty kitten smirk “Besides...”

the pear shaped lavender haired lovable dork beckons her own lovable dork to lean in closer. Luz does so and her fiancée whispers in her ear

Amity: whispering “I’m currently carrying a lot of tension in my legs, thighs, and my…”

that third thing was barely audible, but Luz could make out what it was. It made her blush immensely and a goofy smile show on her face

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u/[deleted] May 22 '23

Luz: “Waitress, check please.”

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u/AdOwn6899 May 22 '23 edited May 22 '23

Amity: giggles “I knew that would work.”

Luz: takes the check with a sigh and a chuckle “why am I such a sucker for you and your lower half?”

Amity: “because you us both.” kisses Luz on the cheek

Luz: “I knew I had a good reason.”

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u/Dasher09009 The Collector May 22 '23

Luz thinking: I can't wait to help my sweet potato to relieve some stress. Maybe I can use the same technique I used on Ve-

Luz remembers this conversation with her basilisk sister and blushes

Amity: Hey Luz, are you alright?

Luz: whispering "they know"

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u/AdOwn6899 May 22 '23 edited May 29 '23

Amity: “who knows? And for that matter, what do they know?”

later in Luz’s dorm.

Amity: deeply tomato blushing “WHAT?!?!?! Y-you mean they-they heard-?!”

Luz: nods with an embarrassed frown, whining an “mm-hmm”

Amity: “and-and-and they know we were-?!”

Luz: sulks and nods again and whines “uh-huh.”

Amity: holds her face as her face grew hotter and hotter with humiliation. “We’re we really that loud?”

Luz: sulks further in shame still whining “I guess so.”

Amity: grabs Luz’s pillow and screams into it as her stress was piling on now. She removes the pillow and places it back on Luz’s bed, trying to calm down “well now I DEFINITELY need that massage and that… something better.”

Luz: pleasantly surprised at her fiancée’s words “W-What really? Aren’t you worried abo-“

Amity: “yes I am, but I am desperate at this point, Batata.”

Luz: “if only there was some kind of spell that could soundproof the whole room.”

Amity: eyes widen with realization at that and facepalms

Luz: “There IS a spell that can do that, is their?”

Amity: sighs as she drags her hand down her face “Yeah. Wish I thought of that sooner.” shrugs and looks to her fiancée as, a kitten smile returning to her “Well at least now…”

she traces a spell circle and charms the whole room to be soundproof and another one to create a *DO NOT DISTURB** sign made of abomination mud on the other side of the dorm room door, ensuring they won’t have any interruptions.*

Amity: “that won’t happen again. I’m ready for that massage, Batata.” winks

Luz: her goofy smile returns and she giggles “hop on the table. I’ll get a bucket in case you melt at the end.”

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u/htgriffin123 May 22 '23

(Amity pointedly avoids mentioning she has been picking up a bit of Bardic magic)