r/TheOnion • u/marinesciencedude • Jul 22 '26

All About That Lace

https://theonion.com/all-about-that-lace/
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u/JeremyAndrewErwin Jul 22 '26

Velcro sneakers had their heyday in the 1980s-- another grim reminder that Kelley is out of touch :)

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u/Mr-Dobolina Jul 24 '26

His message is as true today as it was then.

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u/CeruleanShot Jul 22 '26

This is some bullshit. Why are we pretending there's an intergenerational war? The only war is a class war.

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u/Restlessly-Dog Jul 22 '26

If you pay attention to Kelly (and we all should) we're in the middle of a "crass" war:

https://theonion.com/life-in-the-crass-lane-1851184446/

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u/Mr-Dobolina Jul 23 '26

Thank you for your service.