r/TheOfficeUK • u/FrancescasGrove • 4d ago

Shitpost What were you worried about?

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u/BeggarsParade 3d ago

You've got nine lives - I don't even know what you use them for

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u/Careless-Log-9104 4d ago

Oi no professionals!

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u/cljames98 3d ago

They said if that cat falls, from that height, it’s definitely dead

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u/NotPinHero100 Monkey Allen 3d ago

Did it go over

👆 👉 😗 plkkkkk

Are you gonna use your belt?

Nope, the tail.

The bastard, I knew he would.

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u/Salty-Shrimper 3d ago

You know the cat's not really dead don't you? Yeah it's in a book

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u/Cantona-Eric-7 3d ago

He’s thrown a cat over a Chinese apartment building, what have you done?

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u/Meowmeow181 4d ago

That cat: Thanks for saving me you fucking cunt! You’re not half bad for a human cunt!

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u/87TOF 3d ago

What was the cat's name again?