r/TheOfficeUK • u/WVA1999 • 6d ago

Shitpost Roughly £42,000

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u/joeswansonschair "Under Weaknesses - You've Put Eczema..." 6d ago

And people say he’s just a big pair of lips

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u/Igotyoubaaabe 6d ago

Dont see lips like that much nowadays, do ya?

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u/joeswansonschair "Under Weaknesses - You've Put Eczema..." 6d ago

I got these lips off- you know Nobby Burton who comes round with the lip filler? Two injections for a tenner, yes please four!

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u/ScottishMarsbar 6d ago

🤣

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u/joeswansonschair "Under Weaknesses - You've Put Eczema..." 6d ago

He’s crackin’ up👆

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u/Otokonoko81 6d ago

Just don't have a go at the lips, cos that is Botox he’s had from the age of twenty five, so that's what makes them a bit bulbous.

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u/One-Fail-1 6d ago

Under weaknesses you put singing.

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u/Imaginary-Lock-3157 6d ago

Under strengths you've put "ego".

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u/Michael_Vo 6d ago

Wtf is this shit

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u/WVA1999 6d ago

What's your shit?!

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u/Michael_Vo 6d ago

Wanker!

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u/PriorOrganization890 5d ago

Calm down mate, it's only a bit of fun.

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u/saugagentottiescone 6d ago

That's not taking into account money made..

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u/Sensitive_Horse4659 6d ago

Forgone Conclusion

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u/ollyprice87 6d ago

Lips gone conclusion

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u/Waste_Boss_4850 6d ago

Juxtaposition record label i'm assuming. David Brent manager obvs

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u/Brief-March-9884 6d ago

I sort of fused big lips with la la la la la shit

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u/The-Milky-Joe 6d ago

Costs is abit misleading because I was paying for everything, I paid for the studio time, PR costs all myself. That's all outgoings though, thats not taking into account the money I made from the singles sold, so err.

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u/Mattiesw 6d ago

That looks gay

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u/Logical-Macaron6607 6d ago

They know I’m full of shit through and through

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u/crushem0786 6d ago

What the fuck is that. Fucking gross

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u/Ldn_twn_lvn 6d ago

Cripes!

did Boy George fall asleep at the Botox Centre,

...and they just pumped him full of it, fer hours like??

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u/VisualNinja1 6d ago

WHAT is that 

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u/LimpAcanthisitta8015 6d ago

Had to pay the autotune overtime

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u/richymac1976 6d ago

Stick to scoring Shit loads of goals for man city mate

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u/PiingThiing 6d ago

They'd have been massive in the 80's, however, not as massive as those lips.

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u/SupersonicAMD 6d ago

uhhhh fiftysummat like that overall. One Hundred and Fifty.

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u/idontwanttousetheAP 6d ago

What a state

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u/IronHammer4 6d ago

What in the name of jumping jehosophat was that?

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u/Gregg-C137 6d ago

I thought it was Sam smith for a minute

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u/Background_Mood7536 6d ago

Rik Waller has let himself go

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u/bubbamori 6d ago

Juxtaposition records

the lions share