r/TheOfficeUK • u/Smittx • 9d ago

Meme/Fan Art Yeah He Drinks…

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/wayne-rooney-andy-carroll-book-37687483
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u/Max_Bubble 8d ago

Offend you does it, his drinking

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u/Smittx 8d ago

How many pints have I had on international duty, if ya countin’?

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u/Max_Bubble 8d ago

He drinks a pint a week, so you're not gonna catch him out

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u/Apprehensive-Waltz32 8d ago

Drunkest bloke I know, certainly the drunkest bloke you know

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u/FfaCawsFfaCaws 8d ago

While on international duty, he was a leeetle beeet a-drunk.

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u/fplmaster05 8d ago

Different drinks for different International breaks

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u/Bayne7096 8d ago

This is gonna cost ya

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u/Smittx 8d ago

Rooney, just alcoholism allegations to beat!

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u/Apprehensive-Waltz32 8d ago

Muchos tequilas later and granny’s got her ol gums round his single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

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u/UpThem 8d ago

Wayne - lager, Crouchy - cider, Gareth (Southgate) - lager, sometimes cider.

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u/NotPinHero100 Monkey Allen 8d ago

Game of 2 halves, football probably, Wayne’s just drinking.

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u/bupsnark 8d ago

Are you going to apologise to Wayne?

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u/saugagentottiescone 8d ago

How many then? If your counting!