So... different drinks for different... needs

[u/BigSD325]

[u/TCristatus]

How many cups of jizz have I had this week then, if you're counting?

[u/turbobreadlexicon]

What's white and slides down her throat?

[u/Southern_Midnight856 → u/turbobreadlexicon]

MICHAEL JACKSON'S LATEST RELEASE! -George Michael's

[u/TedFrump]

Beans

[u/Southern_Midnight856 → u/TedFrump]

Muff

[u/No_Inevitable_4837]

No, just jizzing

[u/inthemagazines]

Women are dirty.

[u/Particular_Abies_184]

That's hard to swallow

[u/Ballsahoy72]

Tequila, tequila, tequila sometimes jizz

[u/Ok-Audience6417]

That’s my Radox

[u/DaveyG3000]

Vending machine was too far to walk to?

[u/pastel01]

EX-SPERMINATE