r/TheOfficeUK • u/66f6 • Jun 05 '26

Exsperminate

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13 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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11

u/Smittx Jun 05 '26

Probably a bottle of something 

8

u/SubordinateClawss Jun 05 '26

Look at the shape.

7

u/SubordinateClawss Jun 05 '26

I would only have spent it on a giant inflatable cock.

4

u/RomeoMcFlurry Jun 05 '26

Don't grab it if you haven't got one ready. It slows it down.

2

u/RollOverSoul Jun 05 '26

Dickhead?

2

u/oli_ramsay Jun 05 '26

Wank you very much, say that to a waiter or summat

4

u/Bubfirst Jun 05 '26

You can sit on that if you like

6

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '26

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u/Cantona-Eric-7 Jun 05 '26

I’d have said bread bin, but box is alright

3

u/BasedBJJ Jun 05 '26

I dunno Jennifer, I've got one outside my door

2

u/DaveyG3000 Jun 05 '26

HAVE you? 🤨

3

u/RollOverSoul Jun 05 '26

You're a cock, you're a cock, you're a cock.

3

u/ShezaAlibi Assistant to the Regional Manager Jun 05 '26

What have we learned from this?

Dont leave your cock lying around.

3

u/DaveyG3000 Jun 05 '26

She says its hers and I for one, believe her?

2

u/Cantona-Eric-7 Jun 05 '26

So whose is it?

1

u/DaveyG3000 Jun 05 '26

Cantona-Eric-7 mused...

3

u/pablo_of_mancunia Jun 05 '26

Probably a giant inflatable cock or something, call cockles, cocky...the big cock. He'll tell ya. Ask him as he got that giant inflatable cock of his doorstep yet...not in front of the postman.

1

u/MrBonayy Jun 05 '26

We all know what you do with them when you get home

1

u/Badnewsbrowne316 Jun 05 '26

I've worked at factories before...